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[The General]

UNCLE LENNY AND I ARE ON SPEAKING TERMS AGAIN AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK HAS RE OPENED MY ACCOUNT AS A MATTER OF FACT UNCLE LENNY HAS INVITED ME TO VISIT HIM IN COSTA RICA AND HE WILL PAY FOR THE FLIGHT.I HAVE TO ADMIT I WAS A LITTLE TAKEN BACK WHEN LENNY SAID HE WAS ONLY GOING TO PAY FOR A ONE WAY FLIGHT AFTER ALL WHEN A FRIEND INVITES YOU FOR A VISIT IT USUALLY INCLUDES A ROUND TRIP TICKET DOESNT IT.LENNY SAID THAT HE WOULD LIKE ME TO JOIN HIM FOR DINNER WITH PABLO CRUZ A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS.I ASKED LENNY THIS PABLO CRUZ IS HE THE TELLER WHO MADE THE MISTAKE MAYBE HE WANTS TO APOLOGIZE TO ME,LENNY SAID NO HE IS THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF COSTA RICA AND HE HAS BEEN DYING TO MEET YOU.LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT UNCLE LENNY WE HAVE KISSED AND MADE UP AND YOU WANT TO FLY ME TO COSTA RICA ONE WAY TICKET TO MEET THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP OF COSTA RICA AND THIS IS HOW WE BECOME FRIENDS AGAIN LIKE I SAID LENNY IS A MAN OF FEW WORDS.

BOYS ITS A DONE DEAL CASCADE SPORTSBOOK IS AN HONEST SPORTSBOOK AND LENNY PROVED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS HE IS A STAND UP GUY AND A MAN OF HIS WORD.THIS WAS ALL A MISTAKE LENNY SAID IT WASNT EVER ABOUT THE MONEY IT WAS ABOUT ME BEING INVOLVED IN OTHER OFFSHORE SCAMS WICH I WASNT.I HAVE NO ASSOCIATION WITH THAT CROOK SICK GAMBLER UP NORTH.

BOYS I HAVE A FUNNY STORY TO TELL ABOUT THIS CASE BEING RESOLVED IN A GENTLEMAN FASHION.TODAY I CALLED THE SHRINK IT WAS ABOUT 1.30 MAN THIS IS FUNNY SH-T I WAS WATCHING THE OLD RE RUNS OF BAYWATCH JUST PICTURE THIS PAM ANDERSON RUNNING AROUND IN A SKIMPY BATHING SUIT AND I AM TALKING TO KEN WEITZNER FINALLY I GET A BRAKE KEN SAYS BEANTOWN HOLD ON I HAVE SOMEBODY WHO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU AND MAN WAS I SURPRISED IT WAS SCARLETT YEH BABY I WAS IN HEAVEN I AM WATCHING BAYWATCH WITH PAM ANDERSON AND I AM TALKING TO THE LOVELY SCARLETT I NOTICED A LITTLE POP TENT IN MY PANTS AS I TALKED TO SCARLET AND WAS LOOKING AT PAM ANDERSON.DONT TELL THE SHRINK BUT I THINK I WAS STARTING TO GET A POP TENT SCARLETT SOUNDS A LOT YOUNGER THAN KEN AND SHE SEEMS REALLY NICE I ASKED HER OUT TO DINNER AND THATS WHEN PAM ANDERSON BENT OVER I LOST MY VOICE WITH SCARLETT AND SHE SAID HOLD ON I HAVE SOMEBODY ELSE WHO WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.WHAT THE F-CK HERE I AM GETTING A POP TENT TALKING TO SCARLETT AND SHE LEAVES. I FIGURED MAYBE SHE IS GOING TO PUT HER YOUNGER SISTER ON THE PHONE AND WE COULD TALK DIRTY NO WAY I AM NOT THAT LUCKY FELLAS I AM SITTING DOWN WITH A SEMI BONAR AND GUESS WHO SCARLETT PUTS ON THE PHONE JESUS CHRIST ITS GENERAL PETE WHAT THE F-CK OF ALL THE PEOPLE TO TALK TO I AM SITTING DOWN WATCHING BAYWATCH WITH GENERAL PETE.UNBELIEVABLE

I THINK THE GENERAL LIVES WITH THE SHRINK EACH TIME WE TALKED TODAY WICH WAS 3 TIMES MAN MY CELL PHONE BILL WILL BE SKY HIGH THE GENERAL AND THE SHRINK WERE ON THE SAME LINE.I FELT LIKE I WAS TALKING TO BATMAN AND ROBIN ON THE BAT PHONE.WHEN THEY PICKED UP THE PHONE FOR THE THIRD TIME I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD GENERAL PETE SAY TO THE SHRINK TO THE BAT PHONE KEN.I DONT KNOW HOW OLD THE GENERAL IS BUT I REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS THE SHRINKS PAPER BOY HE HAS A VOICE LIKE SQUEEKY ON THE LAVERN AND SHIRLEY SHOW MAN IMAGINE THIS GUY IN THE MARINES I AM SURPRISED THEY DIDNT SHIP THIS GUY TO THE NAVY.

[Glaken]

Do NOT go JIMMY .... you will be a male pros in the Netherlands with no memory.

[raiders72001]

BTJ and JJGold are the most entertaining posters in forum history.

[Austin]

And you Raiders are one of the most informative. I just about always find your posts interesting. Thanks.

[Glaken]

Yes Raiders is a great poster...