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  • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

    Originally posted by KingRevolver View Post
    Where did you eat?

    Capital Grille. I am sure you have never heard of it or much less been in there.

    I will let you know the next time I go McDonalds to see if you want to tag along. I am sure Ronald won't mind another fucking clown being in his restaurant for an hour.


    Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

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    • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

      Originally posted by The Meatman View Post
      Capital Grille. I am sure you have never heard of it or much less been in there.

      I will let you know the next time I go McDonalds to see if you want to tag along. I am sure Ronald won't mind another fucking clown being in his restaurant for an hour.


      Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

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      • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

        Never ask for lemon with your water or EVER bring your own tea bag!
        If you love Jah, set a better example!

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        • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

          Originally posted by The Meatman View Post
          Capital Grille. I am sure you have never heard of it or much less been in there.

          I will let you know the next time I go McDonalds to see if you want to tag along. I am sure Ronald won't mind another fucking clown being in his restaurant for an hour.


          Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

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          • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

            HEY FEZZ...........are you playing in any WSOP events this summer?........good luck if you are.........bish

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            • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

              Originally posted by Mr. Smith View Post
              Fezzik had the $6.95 Ellis Island steak special. To finally put aside rumors he isn't a good tipper, he left a whopping 20% tip, $1.39

              Correct me if I am wrong, but the top sirlion steak special at Ellis Island is now $7.95? I thought that is what I paid the other day, but I could be mistaken?

              I can remember when that fucker was $4.95!


              Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

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              • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                the meatman and fezzik - two people of low character. both probably have a psychological disorder.

                unless you like low-character individuals, avoid both. they deserve each other

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                • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                  Originally posted by refsamuel View Post
                  the meatman and fezzik - two people of low character. both probably have a psychological disorder.

                  unless you like low-character individuals, avoid both. they deserve each other

                  The difference is Meathead knows he is a slime ball and Fessy thinks he is upper class.
                  If you love Jah, set a better example!

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                  • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                    Meaty's the only guy who watches a porno, and cums when the pizza guy delivers the pizza.

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                    • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                      Originally posted by KingRevolver View Post
                      Meaty's the only guy who watches a porno, and cums when the pizza guy delivers the pizza.
                      I don't know what that even means. Now I know I'm dealing with Mofome Lite here.

                      But if you're constructing a joke, there has to be a punchline.

                      Meatman is a wealth of material, and he at least deserves better than this.

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                      • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                        Originally posted by KingRevolver View Post
                        Meaty's the only guy who watches a porno, and cums when the pizza guy delivers the pizza.

                        Is this your first post of the day? It is kind of weird?

                        Now pay attention son because you might learn something.

                        Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato does NOT order pizza from a delivery guy. Are you that fucking stupid to think that kid?

                        Yesterday was about as bad of an eating day as it gets for me. Usually I do better then this, but I drank a half case of beer on Friday so a man has to do what a man has to do.

                        I ate lunch at the mexican restaurant in the Tuscasy Casino. Then I went to the Paradise Cantina accross from the Hard Rock Casino and split forty(40) hot chicken wings with a friend of mine. Then I stopped into Johnny Rockets and ordered me a double hamburger to eat after I got back from playing the horses at Wynn Casino.

                        Like I said this is a low end eating day for Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato. Total costs for all food on Friday was about $40 which is about half of what I usually spend each day. I don't eat pizza from a delivery guy you dipshit!

                        PS And just for the record I tipped $6 in the mexican restaurant in the Tuscany which was around 25%. I tipped $10 at the Paradise Cantina for beer and chicken wings. I tipped $2 to the guy at Johnny Rockets who took my hamburger order. I tipped more yesterday then you spent on food all week huh kingy?


                        Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

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                        • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                          Originally posted by The Meatman View Post
                          I tipped more yesterday then you spent on food all week huh kingy?


                          Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

                          You should have. You ate more yesterday than he did all week.

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                          • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                            Originally posted by Jeff Jones View Post
                            I don't know what that even means. Now I know I'm dealing with Mofome Lite here.

                            But if you're constructing a joke, there has to be a punchline.

                            Meatman is a wealth of material, and he at least deserves better than this.
                            You're usually the punchline, Jeffy.

                            Pizza guy delivering a pizza is the quintessential porno storyline. Also, very cheesy. No pun intended.

                            Most guys like to cum when they're having sex in a porno, but Meaty does it when the pizza is being delivered, 'cause he's a lardo. Get it?

                            Have you been missing those online pseudo-Twain trolling classes? Shape up, kid. Your mother wears Army boots.

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                            • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                              Originally posted by KingRevolver View Post
                              You're usually the punchline, Jeffy.

                              Pizza guy delivering a pizza is the quintessential porno storyline. Also, very cheesy. No pun intended.

                              Most guys like to cum when they're having sex in a porno, but Meaty does it when the pizza is being delivered, 'cause he's a lardo. Get it?

                              Have you been missing those online pseudo-Twain trolling classes? Shape up, kid. Your mother wears Army boots.


                              I have a question for you Kingy.

                              Am I the first poster in the history of EOG to have started two(2) post that are actively going on the front page of the main message board with over two thousand(2000) and one thousand views(1000)?


                              Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

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                              • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                                Originally posted by The Meatman View Post
                                I have a question for you Kingy.

                                Am I the first poster in the history of EOG to have started two(2) post that are actively going on the front page of the main message board with over two thousand(2000) and one thousand views(1000)?


                                Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato
                                Of course not. Kenny used to do it all the time.

                                Hey, Meaty. Where do you usually hang out in Vegas?

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                                • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                                  Sorry KingRevolver. But your posts aren't funny. Or original. Or creative. Or memorable. Or contentious. They stir no interest. How bland can you become?

                                  You were hired as the EOG security guard moderator. Accept that role and relish in it.

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                                  • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                                    Originally posted by KingRevolver View Post
                                    Of course not. Kenny used to do it all the time.

                                    Hey, Meaty. Where do you usually hang out in Vegas?

                                    Tonight I will be at the Wynn Casino from about 9:30pm pacific time until around midnight. Then I am not sure where I am heading.

                                    I am going back downtown Sunday to stay at the Main Street Station for a few days so I will do most of my drinking at the Fremont Casino or on Fremont Street. I will also stop into Fitzgeralds a few times becuase they sell $1 Pabst Blue Ribbon!

                                    That's my drinking schedule for the next four(4) days. I usually drink from around 9:00pm to about 2:00am pacific time.


                                    Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato

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                                    • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                      I guess we already roasted Fezzik.

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                                      • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                                        Originally posted by The Meatman View Post
                                        Tonight I will be at the Wynn Casino from about 9:30pm pacific time until around midnight. Then I am not sure where I am heading.

                                        I am going back downtown Sunday to stay at the Main Street Station for a few days so I will do most of my drinking at the Fremont Casino or on Fremont Street. I will also stop into Fitzgeralds a few times becuase they sell $1 Pabst Blue Ribbon!

                                        That's my drinking schedule for the next four(4) days. I usually drink from around 9:00pm to about 2:00am pacific time.


                                        Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato


                                        ALL the PABST one can drink for $5 this month at the Silverton Casino................
                                        ​STAY FOCUSED

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                                        • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip.

                                          Originally posted by Fezzik View Post
                                          In Meatman's cloudy world, picking a documented 48% ATS and charging for it is fine.
                                          its fine in your world to, since thats what youve been doing for the last 5 years of your service

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                                          • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip.

                                            Originally posted by idiotspayforpick View Post
                                            you remind me of tons of forum posters who quit when their record stinks.......maybe if you focused all your energy on that shit site of yours you'd get...........ah forget it
                                            Is this directed at Fezzik or Meatman or both?

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                                            • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                              Meatman has a lot of built up anger. He can count his blessings that JK is so cool cuz if that was me and i saw this clown i would lay him out period.
                                              A Dollar Won Is A Dollar Earned.

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                                              • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                Bump. Funny stuff

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                                                • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip (The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik)

                                                  Originally posted by The Meatman View Post
                                                  Capital Grille. I am sure you have never heard of it or much less been in there.

                                                  I will let you know the next time I go McDonalds to see if you want to tag along. I am sure Ronald won't mind another fucking clown being in his restaurant for an hour.


                                                  Dave "The MeatMan" Scandaliato
                                                  "Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight"
                                                  -Slim Charles (also the new motto of pregame.com)

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                                                  • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip.

                                                    Originally posted by Fezzik View Post
                                                    Everyone who knows me, knows I'm a good tipper..........unless i get slow service, throw in bad food on top of it..........

                                                    In Meatman's cloudy world, picking a documented 48% ATS and charging for it is fine. Calling handicappers wives ugly is fine. Tipping 13% at El Cortez after getting bad food and bad service is egregious. I guess, I just need to go to Church every Sunday and all is forgiven though......

                                                    Dave, I know you have done a great job recruiting people into the various contests thoughout Vegas during the years, increasing the prize pools, and I want to personally thank you for that, however. Keep up the great job.
                                                    If you spent a dime each month on black pots I wonder if they would let you back up your truck to the front door of the store.

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                                                    • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                      I wonder how Fezzik justifies his hypocrisy.

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                                                      • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                        He doesn't. At LVA sports or his new site if you complain about anything, you are banned

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                                                        • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                          Originally posted by Mr. Smith View Post
                                                          He doesn't. At LVA sports or his new site if you complain about anything, you are banned
                                                          Isn't it a red-flag if a capper jumps multiple sites, to clear his record?

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                                                          • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                            This is just creepy, one of the reasons I didn't want to start posting here.

                                                            Too many Vegas natives. Last thing I need is someone reporting how refills of diet coke I got with my $5 steak and eggs. (Yes, I'm a regular at Tuscany Suites, I love that place).

                                                            Oh, and I order two 99 cent breakfasts when I'm at the Hacienda. that's right - TWO. And I wonder why I'm such a fat lard ass.

                                                            C'mon. We're degenerates, we're the cheapest fukks alive. Embrace it.

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                                                            • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip.

                                                              Originally posted by Herbie View Post
                                                              If you spent a dime each month on black pots I wonder if they would let you back up your truck to the front door of the store.
                                                              Seriously. The guy just raised his rates by 40x after hitting 48% ATS over the last couple years and he has the nerve to criticize the MeatMan.

                                                              You can tell he's full of shit about the tipping by claiming that he got slow service after five (!) soda refills, and that he quality of the food is an excuse for the bad tip. What kind of a moron thinks that the server had anything to do with preparing his food??? It's like stiffing a poker dealer because the parking valet was rude to you.

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                                                              • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                                Originally posted by ChuckyG View Post
                                                                Isn't it a red-flag if a capper jumps multiple sites, to clear his record?
                                                                Of course. I wonder if CompBobby will be able to track his new record?

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                                                                • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                                  Here's another great hypocrisy from Fezzik circa 2006 that I just found while looking up old posts about Yosh:

                                                                  Now the saysayers will tell me, "Bucs was over 100 units during 2005". Well guys, LOTS of NFL cappers hit over 60% in the Hilton last year, that doesn't mean much. What is significant is a 5-10 year LIFETIME record.
                                                                  http://forums.eog.com/showthread.php...l=1#post326691

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                                                                  • Re: Meatman, Gordon, AndyIskoe, Roughing The Punters in the Dean's Office

                                                                    Originally posted by Fezzik View Post
                                                                    Andy Iskoe: "VI has you tracked as losing in all major sports, College Football, NFL, NBA, CBB". But Congratulatoins......at 51.5% you are at the top of the Delta Pledge Class
                                                                    I love the fact that fucknutz said the above recently and now Iskoe's selling picks along with Fezzik on Pregame.

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                                                                    • Re: Meatman, Gordon, AndyIskoe, Roughing The Punters in the Dean's Office

                                                                      Originally posted by groovinmahoovin View Post
                                                                      I love the fact that fucknutz said the above recently and now Iskoe's selling picks along with Fezzik on Pregame.

                                                                      ​STAY FOCUSED

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                                                                      • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                                        hilarious stuff in here
                                                                        "Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie, but we gotta fight"
                                                                        -Slim Charles (also the new motto of pregame.com)

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                                                                        • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                                          Add "fucknutz" to my EOG glossary.

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                                                                          • Re: The EOG Roast of Steve Fezzik

                                                                            A classic.

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                                                                              Still one of the best reads of all time.

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                                                                              • Re: Some advice to people coming to Las Vegas to meet World Champion Handicapper Steve Fezzik at a sports betting seminar and go out to eat with him during your trip.

                                                                                Originally posted by Jeff Jones View Post
                                                                                LOL.

                                                                                I don't know what brought on this tipping thang on, but it's close to running its course.

                                                                                Fezzik may be a bad tipper. I've never seen it. But that's not even the point.

                                                                                Here's what inquiring minds want to know...

                                                                                1) Dave watched Fezz for over two hours at a restaurant table?
                                                                                2) Dave keeps count of the number of Fezz' drink refills?
                                                                                3) Dave is still there at the end to know the amount of the tip down to exact number of pennies?

                                                                                LOL.

                                                                                Fezz, get a restraining order.
                                                                                Meathead was the waiter.
                                                                                Originally posted by railbird
                                                                                Satan time is short

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