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  • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

    Honestly, is there anybody else in this world as bad at their job as fezdick is. Here’s his daily message?!? Today is Sunday, fwiw


    “FEZZIK'S
    DAILY MESSAGE
    Tuesday card goes 4-0, +9 UNITS!
    9-2 All picks Run.
    Working on Wednesday! Let's get hot!”

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    • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

      Originally posted by Scooper View Post
      Honestly, is there anybody else in this world as bad at their job as fezdick is. Here’s his daily message?!? Today is Sunday, fwiw

      “FEZZIK'S
      DAILY MESSAGE
      Tuesday card goes 4-0, +9 UNITS!
      9-2 All picks Run.
      Working on Wednesday! Let's get hot!”
      Really kinda funny since he's counting a Boston win already, but he's 3-1, lost 1Q UN 52. Also BLAP texted 1H UN 54 (typo meant 104) … lol .. so net +3+2+1-1.1 = 4.9u

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      • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

        CBob, has he complained about your skewed grading recently?

        I just don't get what his process is. How is he generating plays? It's like he's just giving up.

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        • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

          barely any posts the entire year in the fezzik discussion thread, and zero legit posts in the blap thread. does this clown have any actual customers left?
          https://pregame.com/pregame-forums/f...4#pi10718=1135
          2 posts since feb 26th. LOL

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          • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

            Originally posted by Fezzik View Post
            Must be a good week.

            You still around FaTTy?


            Through 5/12

            MLB YTD 23-27, -18.56 units THE HOME TEAM HAS THE BETTER PITCHER

            NBA Playoffs
            2017: 16-32, -42.1 units
            2018: 22-18, +0.3 units We WiN iN da NBa cuz of dat Bunker I was in during da aPriL

            NHL pumpEd oR sTuFFeD playoffs YTD 2-7, -9.55 units

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            • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

              Move over Boston, the best bet in the world isn’t a focused favorite.....it’s fading fezzdick’s LOVE plays.....

              -3.18 units courtesy of this Pulitzer writeup:

              “LOVE SD with Lucchesi here.

              Padres playing well, and we get their young Ace here in an enormous pitching edge vs. a Colo team that long term historically struggles on the Road......

              We FIRE!”

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              • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                Fezzdick wins one day in a row so he comes out firing with a 3 unit baseball play. Let's just say the commode is full. When will he ever learn? Just take off once football is over already!

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                • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                  MLB YTD 26-28, -15.74 units I have s00per sekrit informatioNz THE HOME TEAM HAS THE BETTER PITCHER

                  NBA Playoffs
                  2017: 16-32, -42.1 units
                  2018: 24-19, +2.2 units We WiN iN da NBa cuz of dat Bunker I was in during da aPriL

                  NHL pumpEd oR sTuFFeD playoffs YTD 2-7, -9.55 units

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                  • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                    Originally posted by Scooper View Post
                    Tops “I’m a big fan of his writeups” is as clueless as fez

                    Fezz with the makings of an 0-2, -7.x unit afternoon in the works. Padres already spit the bit and he’s on his last gasp with Oakland

                    wE fIRe!1!!!!
                    Add "spit the bit" to my EOG glossary.

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                    • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                      How does he generate these plays? Amazing.

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                      • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                        Originally posted by ChuckyG View Post
                        How does he generate these plays? Amazing.
                        Whole lot of anAlYticZ Chaz. Advanced level stUff. To wit:


                        “Yesterday
                        NBA Totals
                        OV CLE/BOS
                        94-107
                        203½
                        2
                        L
                        -220
                        ANALYSIS
                        I fully expect Lebron to go into HULK Mode, carrying the offense tonight. Clev's D won't be able to contain Boston.

                        Shootout!”

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                        • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                          MLB YTD 26-28, -15.74 units I have s00per sekrit informatioNz about the MaRiNE LAYeR

                          NBA Playoffs
                          2017: 16-32, -42.1 units
                          2018: 24-20, 0.0 units: possible sales pitch - “we are exceeding last year’s nba playoffs by over 42 UnITs!!!1!1”

                          NHL pumpEd oR sTuFFeD playoffs YTD 2-7, -9.55 units

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                          • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                            TFW when you need a new sport to try and get a positive ledger:

                            “FEZZIK'S
                            DAILY MESSAGE
                            Wednesday: WNBA opening night in 2 days!”

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                            • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                              Twelve players on 12 WNBA teams.

                              Rosters are due tomorrow.

                              An easy league to follow.

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                              • Re: Fezzik: It's hard to say which is more inept

                                Computer bob update after May 16 plays

                                YTD -14.77u

                                "We FiRe!!"

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