BOYS I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE

BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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WELL FELLAS ITS OFFICIAL I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE I HAVE $36.18 CENTS IN MY CHECKING ACCOUNT.YOU GUYS MIGHT BE SAYING BEANTOWN HOW CAN THAT BE YOUR LOVELY WIFE HAS A GOOD JOB.YES SHE DOES HAVE A GOOD JOB BUT I AM RESPONIBLE FOR RUNNING MY REAL ESTATE BUSINESS AND SHE HAS HER OWN SAVINGS.YES ITS BOTH OF OUR NAMES HOWEVER WE ARE BOTH ON OUR OWN.I HAD THE TWO 3 FAMILIES I LIVE ON BEFORE I GOT MARRIED SO THAT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY.I COULD ASK MY LOVELY WIFE TO BAIL ME OUT AGAIN BUT THAT WILL HURT ME AND SHE WILL BE BULLSHIT.I TAKE IN OVER 6 DIMES A MONTH BUT I HAVE TO PAY REAL ESTATE TAXES,INSURANCE,CAR PAYMENT,MY BOOKIE FELLAS BOTTOM LINE I AM BROKE AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.ALL THE CHECKS I GET FOR RENT DONT COME IN UNTIL NOVEMBER 1ST SO UNTIL THEN HOW THE F-CK CAN I LIVE ON $36.18.I JUST HOPE I DIDNT SEND OUT ANY CHECKS THAT ARE GOING TO BOUNCE ONETHING ABOUT ME I HAVENT BOUNCED A CHECK IN 10 YEARS.BOYS I DONT FEEL GOOD INSIDE LAST YEAR THE I.R.S. MADE A MISTAKE AND SENT ME 14 GRAND BY MISTAKE NOW THAT I AM PAYING BACK A DIME A MONTH IT IS KILLING ME.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE A 46 YEAR OLD CAUCASIAN MAN CAN GET A DECENT JOB I THINK MY RETIREMENT DAYS ARE NUMBERED ESPECIALLY IF MY WIFE FINDS OUT I AM BROKE AND CAN'T BUDGETT MY MONEY:doh1

SHRINK ARE YOU HIRING I WOULDNT MIND GETTING PAID TO SIT ON MY ARSE AND TALK TO A BUNCH OF F-CKING NUTS FOR 8 HOURS A DAY HELL WHY NOT I DO IT ANYWAY AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.

HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO FACE THE PAPER BOY I DONT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY HIS BILL JESUS CHRIST EVEN THE PAPER BOY WILL BE OUT TO GET ME.I MIGHT BE FORCED TO TALK TO THE LOVELY WIFE I CANT SURVIVE ON $36.18 UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY:+clueless BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I AM DEAD SERIOUS
 
The Devil

The Devil

EOG Master
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JIM, I BELIEVE THERE IS A WEBSITE CALLED HOW TO LIVE ON $3 DOLLARS A DAY......MAYBE ONE OF THE BOYS CAN POST THE URL FOR YOU.......

I DON'T THINK ANYONE HERE WOULD TELL YOUR WIFE............BUT CAN YOU POST HER CELL PHONE NUMBER?????
 
ArchieBunker

ArchieBunker

EOG Dedicated
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Jim

Why don't you give the local NAACP a call and see if they need a janitor for their chapter headquarters? I doubt if you're over qualified for that position and maybe you could pick us some info about the Celtics and Patriots that would help your handicapping in the future.
 
Reload

Reload

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But Beantown Jim, what happened to all the -105 juice at Cascade helping out with everything? I thought it was causing you to lose less money at gambling. And with Suffolk Downs about to close soon, what else are you going to do?
 
waco

waco

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since you are such a nice guy, i will send you some money. The check is in the mail
 
Old Man Ned

Old Man Ned

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There could be a future career for you in organizing outdoor activities.



Get to wear a cool pointy hat, to conceal your pointed head. If it gets real bad and the wife tosses your freeloading ass out maybe one of them Nigerians in New Orleans can rent you a room from one of their new houses?
 
Doc Mercer

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
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There is an option for you ... and now you will get paid to do what you
do on a regular basis!

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[FONT=Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif,SunSans-Regular]Yes, you will probably get paid. How much? Well, it depends. One center advertises rates of $1 to $45, depending on the quality of sample. Another center promises up to $200 a week for weekly donations for 6 months. The thing is, it's relatively easy to get sperm (much easier than to get eggs, at least) so don't plan on retiring from your sperm donation proceeds. But don't be despondent. High quality sperm from a good candidate will get a very good price (several thousand dollars a year). But to find banks that pay that much (and that won't sell your baby's organs in Nicaragua), we again advise you to ask your doctor for a recommendation. It's not easy to get the top money, but it's definitely worth a shot.

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jacksorbetter

jacksorbetter

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Hopefully you don't have the same paperboy John Cusack had in Better Off Dead. That kid was relentless. Have you tried hitting up Madcapper for a loan?
 
deucedeuce

deucedeuce

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you make over 70k a year and your broke, maybe you should let the wifey handle the money
 
The Devil

The Devil

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I AM VERY IMPRESSED AT THE NUMBER OF FRIENDS BEANER HAS HERE.......MANY HELPFUL HINTS AND OFFERS OF SENDING HIM MONEY........AND YOU THOUGHT WE DIDN'T CARE JIM..............
 
Old Man Ned

Old Man Ned

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What is the proper meal to represent your current tapped status?






For those in a hurry to be broke.
 
CHALKbreaker

CHALKbreaker

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Watch out for that paper boy!!!! I was a paper boy in my early teens.
If I ever got stiffed.
:+angry1-5
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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DIRTY YOU ARE RIGHT THE DOG BUSINESS MIGHT BE THE WAY TO GO.EVEN WHEN I WROTE ABOUT THE DOG NAPPING AT LEAST I HAD SOME MONEY IN THE BANK BUT 36.18 UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY IS GOING TO BE TOUGH TO LIVE ON.DIRTY FUNNY YOU MENTIONED THE DOG NAPPING BUSINESS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME TO KIDNAP MY OWN DOG KNOWING MY WIFE WILL PAY ANYTHING TO GET OUR DOG BACK.I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT BUT WITH MY LUCK MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI WOULD SEE ME STEALING OUR DOG AND RAT ME OUT TO MY WIFE.WE WILL SEE HOW IT GOES I HAVE A BUNCH OF CHANGE IN A JAR SO I CAN SQUEEZE SOME DOUGH OUT OF THAT.I JUST CANT WRITE ANY CHECKS AND MY BOOKIE WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK TO GET ANY MONEY I OWE HIM
 
IDENTITY

IDENTITY

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LOL beantown maybe u should have ur local lower ur limits and credit line...

:dancefool
 
dirty

dirty

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deucedeuce said:
Classic , great post, take a week off its not gonna kill ya come back after payday and make a killing.
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BEANTOWNJIM said:
DIRTY YOU ARE RIGHT THE DOG BUSINESS MIGHT BE THE WAY TO GO.EVEN WHEN I WROTE ABOUT THE DOG NAPPING AT LEAST I HAD SOME MONEY IN THE BANK BUT 36.18 UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY IS GOING TO BE TOUGH TO LIVE ON.DIRTY FUNNY YOU MENTIONED THE DOG NAPPING BUSINESS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME TO KIDNAP MY OWN DOG KNOWING MY WIFE WILL PAY ANYTHING TO GET OUR DOG BACK.I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT BUT WITH MY LUCK MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI WOULD SEE ME STEALING OUR DOG AND RAT ME OUT TO MY WIFE.WE WILL SEE HOW IT GOES I HAVE A BUNCH OF CHANGE IN A JAR SO I CAN SQUEEZE SOME DOUGH OUT OF THAT.I JUST CANT WRITE ANY CHECKS AND MY BOOKIE WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK TO GET ANY MONEY I OWE HIM
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Ya Got that right Beaner.... and duece glad you agree..... IT is Settled Beaner is going to kidnap Brownie....:houra :Dance :thumbsup And if Yuri Finds out we Send Mofome up to beantown to help Johnny Knockdown Kick A :+textinb3 :+textinb3 :+textinb3
 
mofome

mofome

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dirty said:
Ya Got that right Beaner.... and duece glad you agree..... IT is Settled Beaner is going to kidnap Brownie....:houra :Dance :thumbsup And if Yuri Finds out we Send Mofome up to beantown to help Johnny Knockdown Kick A :+textinb3 :+textinb3 :+textinb3
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:LMAO
 
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