Re: OFF TOPIC: PRESIDENT BUSH
From Letterman last night
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Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Boost His Popularity</TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD vAlign=top align=right>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Hang Saddam again</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Improve focus by removing Playstation 3 from Oval Office</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Develop steamy "Will they or won't they?" relationship with Nancy Pelosi</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Make people believe there's a waffle shortage; then when people see waffles in the supermarket, he'll be a hero!</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Turn weekly radio address into wacky morning zoo</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Redecorate Oval Office to look like the set of "The View"-- People love "The View"!</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Resign</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Covene blue ribbon panel to find out what the hell is wrong with Paula Abdul</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Nail a heavyset intern</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=left colSpan=5>
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</TD><TD vAlign=top align=left></TD><TD vAlign=center align=left>Deploy 20,000 troops to put underpants on Britney Spears</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>