Re: NEED A LAUGH?.......
Harold is 92 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
> >after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center
> >to sit, smoke a cigar, listen to music, ponder his
> >accomplishments and reflect on his long life.
> >
> >One evening, Mildred, age 86, wanders into the garden. They begin
> >to chat, and before they know it, several hours had passed. After
> >a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred asks,
> >
> >"Do you know what I miss most of all?"
> >
> >She asks, "What?"
> >
> >"SEX!!" he replies.
> >
> >Mildred exclai ms, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I
> >held a gun to your head!"
> >
> >"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could
> >just hold it for a while."
> >
> >"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers,
> >removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they
> >agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would
> >sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
> >
> >Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
> >Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was OK.
> >She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him
> >sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was
> >holding Harold's manhood!
> >
> >Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing Bastard! ----- What does
> >Ethel have that I don't have?"
> >
> >Old Harold smiled happily and replied, " Parkinson's..."