Guess I'm out :LMAO
10 things that turn me off in a woman:
1-Bad Breath/Cigarette Smokers
2-Drama Queens
3-Hearing about the Ex's
4-Belching/Farting
5-Poor Hygiene
6-Bad dresser
7-Bitchiness/Arrogance
8-Laziness
9-Stupidity
10-Dishonesty
Whewwww! I'm OK!
I forgot to mention that at this time she would absolutely need to be married so she would have just as much to lose as I would should we get caught. Not saying I would cheat but if I did, that would be a requirement.
Body Hair.
Alcoholic girls that like to self-mutilate and fly into rages while holding a knife aren't great either. But hey, I'm not perfect and I can overlook these minor abnormalities.
Body hair I can not forgive.
Chlamydia?
Biggest turnoff: Preoccupation with oneself.
At the gym there is this long mirror leading down the hall way to the girls locker room. Every girl who walks by that mirror will look at herself with the exception of this one girl. She never looks at herself.
The majority of people at the gym are very self-conscious, but she?s the exception. She wears the same black shorts everyday along with a rotation of 5 shirts: blue, light blue, brown, and 2 black shirts. She never looks around or makes eye contact with anybody. When she runs she is looking of in space. Never looks at the t.v. or video screen. She?s at the gym with a purpose and she goes from machine to machine in a robotic fashion.
I love her. She?s average looking but I think she?s beautiful. Something about a girl who doesn?t need approval. It?s rare.
Odds SSLP likes Swede again in less than 10 posts:
+300 no
-1000 yes
:devil:
I thought we were cool Swede
Gross. Hairless balls are GROSS!
Joni, for the love of everything holy, what have I done this time?
You are kidding right?
Are you telling me you are a fan of Serengeti down below?
I dunno Im having a moment well had it.
You know you drive me crazy
I'm a fan of a trimmed man. Hairless balls stick to legs and shafts and they smell when they sweat and you have to peel them off the pee pee while your face is already down there....uking:
I shave the dice.
I have some serious concerns about some of the men you've dated.
No. You drive ME crazy.
did u ever get my email?:+excited-
This thread is starting to make me wanna heave. Just sayin'
All men stink when their balls sweat...especially if said balls are stuck to their leg...or their penis. GROSS. No thank you.
All men stink when their balls sweat...especially if said balls are stuck to their leg...or their penis. GROSS. No thank you.
This thread is starting to make me wanna heave. Just sayin'
So a chia pet downstairs is more hygenically pleasing? It's a breeding ground for fleas and mites.
2 words: Baby Powder
:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
Thanks for sharing that visual...
The baby powder prevents the sweating.
And it sure beats the hell out of dating Sasquatch.