Shrink, I have a request

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SHRINK I HAVE A REQUEST IS IT POSSIBLE TO START RECRUITING SOME MORNING POSTERS I AM WHAT YOU CALL AN EARLY BIRD AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TALKING TO MYSELF AT 5.30 IN THE MORNING.AT ALL THE OTHER FORUMS I POSTED AT AT LEAST ONE OR TWO POSTERS WERE USUALLY AROUND, IN THIS PLACE I AM LUCKY IF GLACKY BOY RESPONDS AND I THINK HE IS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF HALF THE TIME.SHRINK HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SETTING YOUR ALARM FOR 5 AM SO I CAN TALK TO YOU THIS F-CKING PLACE IS LIKE A GHOST TOWN.MY WIFE WONT TALK TO ME BECAUSE SHE IS GETTING READY FOR WORK, MY DOG WONT TALK TO ME BECAUSE HE IS ON A DIET AND I AM NOT FEEDING HIM SO I GET THE FEELING HE IS STARTING TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I AM A SNACK,I EVEN WENT AS FAR AS TO GO TALK TO THE PAPER BOY THE OTHER DAY AND HE TOLD ME TO GET LOST HE HAS WORK TO DO.SO SHRINK LETS ADD SOME INCENTIVES TO GET A COUPLE OF EARLY BIRD POSTERS MAYBE WE CAN OFFER EACH EARLY RISER A TEE SHIRT OR SOMETHING WE NEED MORNING POSTERS (MY WIFE THINKS I AM A NIT WIT BEING ON THE COMPUTER AT 5.30 I TOLD HER I WAS WAITING FOR MY DOCTOR TO GET INTO HIS OFFICE THIS IS YOU SHRINK) WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD DAYS WHEN YOUR DOCTOR WAS ON CALL 24 HOURS A DAY.GET UP YOU LAZY BUMS WE NEED SOME MORNING POSTERS:+signs9-1

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLRS FROM ME
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SHRINK YOU KNOW I AM NOT ONE TO COMPLAIN HOWEVER WHEN I WAKE UP I LIKE TO TALK TO PEOPLE.I AM DEAD SERIOUS WITH ALL YOUR CONNECTIONS YOU CANT RECRUIT SOME MORNING POSTERS.I KNOW SICK GAMBLER IS AN EARLY BIRD HELL EVEN HE IS BETTER THAN TALKING TO MYSELF.PEOPLE THINK I AM JOKING AROUND BUT I AM SERIOUS WE NEED A MORNING CREW.

MAN I LOVE THIS DARK WRITING SHRINK DO YOU MIND IF I USE THIS NOW FOR ALL MY POST'S.
 
BEANTOWNJIM<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_9845", true); </SCRIPT> ... IM SETTING MY ALARM FOR 5:30 AM. SEE YA IN THE MORNING:coffee FOR SOME IRISH COFFEE
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
WOW YOU GUYS ARE REALLY MAKING MY MORNING NOW I HAVE TO WAKE UP WITH 2 GARLIC SNAPPERS IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A GARLIC SNAPPER IS THEY ARE THE OLD ITALIANS WHO SIT IN HAYMARKET SQUARE HERE IN BOSTON AND SELL FRUIT ON THE WEEKENDS MAN SOME OF THESE ITALIANS ARE DUMBER THAN DIRT.I THINK I WOULD RATHER TALK TO DENNIS THE MAN THAN YOU 2 GUYS SHRINK WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT WITH THESE 2 GARLIC SNAPPERS IN THE MORNING HOW TO SET BRICKS.WELL I WILL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING
 
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Only the Nigerians are up at 5:30am. That explains why you are talking to yourself at that hour.
 

Gambler

EOG Addicted
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Why Beantownjim is not a moderator?<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_9845", true); </SCRIPT>
 

Blondie

EOG Master
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Why Beantownjim is not a moderator?<script type="text/javascript"> vbmenu_register("postmenu_9845", true); </script>

2348ji23e

:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO

You have GOT to me kidding me????????
 

Apple

Banned
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SHRINK I HAVE A REQUEST IS IT POSSIBLE TO START RECRUITING SOME MORNING POSTERS I AM WHAT YOU CALL AN EARLY BIRD AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TALKING TO MYSELF AT 5.30 IN THE MORNING.AT ALL THE OTHER FORUMS I POSTED AT AT LEAST ONE OR TWO POSTERS WERE USUALLY AROUND, IN THIS PLACE I AM LUCKY IF GLACKY BOY RESPONDS AND I THINK HE IS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF HALF THE TIME.SHRINK HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SETTING YOUR ALARM FOR 5 AM SO I CAN TALK TO YOU THIS F-CKING PLACE IS LIKE A GHOST TOWN.MY WIFE WONT TALK TO ME BECAUSE SHE IS GETTING READY FOR WORK, MY DOG WONT TALK TO ME BECAUSE HE IS ON A DIET AND I AM NOT FEEDING HIM SO I GET THE FEELING HE IS STARTING TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I AM A SNACK,I EVEN WENT AS FAR AS TO GO TALK TO THE PAPER BOY THE OTHER DAY AND HE TOLD ME TO GET LOST HE HAS WORK TO DO.SO SHRINK LETS ADD SOME INCENTIVES TO GET A COUPLE OF EARLY BIRD POSTERS MAYBE WE CAN OFFER EACH EARLY RISER A TEE SHIRT OR SOMETHING WE NEED MORNING POSTERS (MY WIFE THINKS I AM A NIT WIT BEING ON THE COMPUTER AT 5.30 I TOLD HER I WAS WAITING FOR MY DOCTOR TO GET INTO HIS OFFICE THIS IS YOU SHRINK) WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD DAYS WHEN YOUR DOCTOR WAS ON CALL 24 HOURS A DAY.GET UP YOU LAZY BUMS WE NEED SOME MORNING POSTERS:+signs9-1

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLRS FROM ME


Guess he forgot the funny font he always uses..
 

Blondie

EOG Master
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That is part of what makes it so funny Mike.

Not necessarily funny "ha ha" but funny like "you have got to be kidding" :D
 
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Make BTJ a mod and this site will become

Archie Bunker's Place

No offense to Archie
 

BoomboxJimbo

EOG Enthusiast
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WOW YOU GUYS ARE REALLY MAKING MY MORNING NOW I HAVE TO WAKE UP WITH 2 GARLIC SNAPPERS IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A GARLIC SNAPPER IS THEY ARE THE OLD ITALIANS WHO SIT IN HAYMARKET SQUARE HERE IN BOSTON AND SELL FRUIT ON THE WEEKENDS MAN SOME OF THESE ITALIANS ARE DUMBER THAN DIRT.I THINK I WOULD RATHER TALK TO DENNIS THE MAN THAN YOU 2 GUYS SHRINK WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT WITH THESE 2 GARLIC SNAPPERS IN THE MORNING HOW TO SET BRICKS.WELL I WILL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING

I have proof Jim is indeed a Garlic Snapper himself, his real name is Anthony Martinetti and he did a TV commercial as a boy






 
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