aka in-game Me vs. Stella Artois/Santa Margarita/Blue Hawaiian
handicapped match, as in I may be handicapped by the end of the night.
handicapped match, as in I may be handicapped by the end of the night.
Doberman says: Can I get an encore?
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tell em jigga:
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tell em jigga:
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I got a new hobby
I got a new hobby
So i go to the store, just the regular grocery store, not the upscale market where all the hot chicks are, and I make a revelation. While all the males are at home watching the NFL, holy shit every hot woman in town is at the local Vons searching for some hot fresh buns or such.
I'm not kidding you by the end of my brief journey to get some essentials (basically soap, shampoo, and alcohol), I was looking for a lap dance in the produce aisle. Sure there was an odd heifer in the crowd, but there must have been 18 stripper-quality girls running the grocery gauntlet.
It ain't easy picking out some Irish Spring and Suave with an erection but I managed. Even the girl checking me out was smoking as far as minimum-wage grocery checkers go.
Suffice to say I did end up taking a few home with me. Their names are Stella and Santa Margarita. I'll try and keep you updated on the progress.
I got a new hobby
So i go to the store, just the regular grocery store, not the upscale market where all the hot chicks are, and I make a revelation. While all the males are at home watching the NFL, holy shit every hot woman in town is at the local Vons searching for some hot fresh buns or such.
I'm not kidding you by the end of my brief journey to get some essentials (basically soap, shampoo, and alcohol), I was looking for a lap dance in the produce aisle. Sure there was an odd heifer in the crowd, but there must have been 18 stripper-quality girls running the grocery gauntlet.
It ain't easy picking out some Irish Spring and Suave with an erection but I managed. Even the girl checking me out was smoking as far as minimum-wage grocery checkers go.
Suffice to say I did end up taking a few home with me. Their names are Stella and Santa Margarita. I'll try and keep you updated on the progress.
somebody gone die tanite
somebody gone die tanite
somebody gone die tanite
spending the night with margherita not margarita
spending the night with margherita not margarita
spending the night with margherita not margarita
he's a fluvanna boy
he's a fluvanna boy
K-1, i can answer that question in the form of a song.
he's a fluvanna boy
K-1, i can answer that question in the form of a song.
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Re: Doberman says: Can I get an encore?
Tonight is a big night. Tonight is the night Rihanna finally professes her love to me at the American Music Awards. I'm DVR'ing it for the big moment. She's let me down before, but I just know that this is it.
That or an excuse to post some pictures of her.
Tonight is a big night. Tonight is the night Rihanna finally professes her love to me at the American Music Awards. I'm DVR'ing it for the big moment. She's let me down before, but I just know that this is it.
That or an excuse to post some pictures of her.
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Don't let me down girl, don't let me down.
Don't let me down girl, don't let me down.
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"yes it's true, Doberman>Chris Brown"- luv Rihanna
"yes it's true, Doberman>Chris Brown"- luv Rihanna
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I also got a bottle of Ferrari-Carano if things go into extra innings.
Did you know Gina Carano's dad is part owner in that winery?
I also got a bottle of Ferrari-Carano if things go into extra innings.
Did you know Gina Carano's dad is part owner in that winery?
The pride of Trinity Christian
The pride of Trinity Christian
The pride of Trinity Christian
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Uh, oh.....is this one of the 3 day benders you talked about?
Man, I could use some bacon wrapped dates about right now
Uh, oh.....is this one of the 3 day benders you talked about?
Man, I could use some bacon wrapped dates about right now
Re: Doberman says: Can I get an encore?
So, you struck a deal over here.....eh?
So, you struck a deal over here.....eh?
Dems some good eatin'
Dems some good eatin'
Taking the folks there this week before a Rebel basketball game:
Dems some good eatin'
Taking the folks there this week before a Rebel basketball game:
Re: Doberman says: Can I get an encore?
More like a free agent out of options taking a minor league contract with no guarantee.
Don't make me break out a Soup Dragons video to intimate I'm here of free will.
More like a free agent out of options taking a minor league contract with no guarantee.
Don't make me break out a Soup Dragons video to intimate I'm here of free will.
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What was the name of that place we went to?
What was the name of that place we went to?
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Firefly.
Firefly.
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you're tanked, ahhhhh.....hell...
Wouldnt have a drink with us?:smokesmal
you're tanked, ahhhhh.....hell...
Wouldnt have a drink with us?:smokesmal
Firefly.
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I think I finally sobered up on Sunday from Tuesday's marathon.
I'm a firm believe in drinking and posting, not drinking and driving.
It saves lives and can be funny as a bonus.
I think I finally sobered up on Sunday from Tuesday's marathon.
I'm a firm believe in drinking and posting, not drinking and driving.
It saves lives and can be funny as a bonus.
5 star bomb
EOG Master
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greendob you fuckin alcoholic. you wish you were funny
greendob you fuckin alcoholic. you wish you were funny
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I would have got you a cab I said. Did you play craps with us? I forget
I would have got you a cab I said. Did you play craps with us? I forget
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5 Star, you fucking stiff, you wish you were trusted
5 Star, you fucking stiff, you wish you were trusted
Re: somebody gone die tanite
Re: somebody gone die tanite
GD, how can you drink that horse piss? Grab a Newcastle
Re: somebody gone die tanite
GD, how can you drink that horse piss? Grab a Newcastle
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I have no doubt that you had nothing but good things to say. Nonetheless, you share a lot in common with the following: David Vobora, Ramzee Robinson, Kevin McMahan, and Andy Stokes.
I suggest you get to googling.
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I have no doubt that you had nothing but good things to say. Nonetheless, you share a lot in common with the following: David Vobora, Ramzee Robinson, Kevin McMahan, and Andy Stokes.
I suggest you get to googling.
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Re: Doberman says: Can I get an encore?
2 stellas down. Miles to go. Miles.
2 stellas down. Miles to go. Miles.
Re: Doberman says: Can I get an encore?
Reason #612 why Reel Big Fish kicks ass:
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Reason #612 why Reel Big Fish kicks ass:
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Re: Doberman says: Can I get an encore?
I think the Maui Invitational starts tomorrow.
Always one of my favorite early season hoops tournaments.
Good field with UNC, Notre Dame and Texas.
Anxious to get my first look at this Dunigan kid for the Ducks as well.
I think the Maui Invitational starts tomorrow.
Always one of my favorite early season hoops tournaments.
Good field with UNC, Notre Dame and Texas.
Anxious to get my first look at this Dunigan kid for the Ducks as well.
the king is dead, long live the king
the king is dead, long live the king
Three and a half Stella's deep, might be time to switch it up:
the king is dead, long live the king
Three and a half Stella's deep, might be time to switch it up:
I said Blue Hawaiian
I said Blue Hawaiian
Anybody got any of them umbrella thingies:
I said Blue Hawaiian
Anybody got any of them umbrella thingies:
now that is a blue hawaiian
now that is a blue hawaiian
now that is a blue hawaiian
yeah we do recipes too
yeah we do recipes too
In case you want to play along at home, that would be:
Rum (I recommend 10-cane rum from Trinidad, not Felix the country)
Blue Curacao (if it's been sitting in the liquor cabinet longer than an Andruw Jones slump don't be afraid to freshen up)
Pinneapple Juice
garnish with whichever fruit reminds you of Jake Thompson.
For our visual learners or illiterate community college barback audience:
yeah we do recipes too
In case you want to play along at home, that would be:
Rum (I recommend 10-cane rum from Trinidad, not Felix the country)
Blue Curacao (if it's been sitting in the liquor cabinet longer than an Andruw Jones slump don't be afraid to freshen up)
Pinneapple Juice
garnish with whichever fruit reminds you of Jake Thompson.
For our visual learners or illiterate community college barback audience:
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BTW,
Lisa Shea is not much of a looker. Don't bother. Would take about 42 blue hawaiians.
BTW,
Lisa Shea is not much of a looker. Don't bother. Would take about 42 blue hawaiians.
Just in case you did
Just in case you did
your welcome.
Just in case you did
your welcome.
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Christmas is right around the corner:
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Christmas is right around the corner:
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Keep watching, goldmine at about the 36 second mark:
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Keep watching, goldmine at about the 36 second mark:
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So the vacation to Nebraska was a success
So the vacation to Nebraska was a success
Did have a minor issue or two:
Suspect arrested for greasy imprints in Neb. town
Friday, November 21, 2008
(11-21) 21:15 PST Omaha, Neb. (AP) --
Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."
Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind ? sometimes his groin, sometimes both ? on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."
"This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.," Scott said. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."
The man was spotted by police about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday and arrested without incident, Scott said. The suspect appears to be the same man caught on a surveillance camera at the middle school last year, he said.
Valentine, a town of about 2,650 in remote north-central Nebraska, lies near the scenic Niobrara River. The city was named one of the top "wilderness" towns in the country last year by National Geographic Adventure magazine.
People from around the country send Valentine's Day cards to the city's post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.
The past two summers, the bandit struck business after business, window after window.
He stopped over the fall and winter.
During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/21/national/a121445S45.DTL
So the vacation to Nebraska was a success
Did have a minor issue or two:
Suspect arrested for greasy imprints in Neb. town
Friday, November 21, 2008
(11-21) 21:15 PST Omaha, Neb. (AP) --
Police have arrested a man suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints on the windows of stores, churches and schools in a small Nebraska town. A 35-year-old man was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning, Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said Friday. The man hasn't been charged yet, but authorities believe he is the vandal some townsfolk have dubbed the "Butt Bandit."
Beginning in spring of 2007, a mystery vandal visited businesses at night, pressing his naked behind ? sometimes his groin, sometimes both ? on windows. The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly, and while police had earlier worried copycat criminals were getting involved, Scott said they now believe it's "the act of a lone deviant."
"This isn't normal behavior for Valentine, Neb.," Scott said. "It's an embarrassment for the hardworking people who live here."
The man was spotted by police about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday and arrested without incident, Scott said. The suspect appears to be the same man caught on a surveillance camera at the middle school last year, he said.
Valentine, a town of about 2,650 in remote north-central Nebraska, lies near the scenic Niobrara River. The city was named one of the top "wilderness" towns in the country last year by National Geographic Adventure magazine.
People from around the country send Valentine's Day cards to the city's post office so they can be mailed out with the word "Valentine" stamped on them.
The past two summers, the bandit struck business after business, window after window.
He stopped over the fall and winter.
During one particularly brazen session, virtually all the windows at a local hotel were imprinted.
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/11/21/national/a121445S45.DTL