Has anyone been sexually abused?

Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

Does the Steelers last minute Super Bowl game winning drive count?

If so, yes.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

Brick:

you and me have a lot in common ... your wife abused me last week and "Daddy liked it"
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

One would think Brick might be "more relaxed" today

must still be those handcuff burns on his wrist from last nite
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

C'mon Tiger

The fellas want to know if ya take a full shoulder turn when ya "take it deep"
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

if you went camping with a bunch of guys and blacked out after a hard core night of drinking and woke up in your tent the next morning with your pants at your ankles and a condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone what happened?
 
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

shit house, surprising u have a wife in real life. wow

she must have gotten beat up with her other men and is used to it. Sad to see :(
 
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

Have you ever noticed why im here, its to poke a little fun at clowns like you and get gambling advice. Today its because i am hung over and bored. Are you one of those guys that wears Tapout t shirts every day?
 
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

i see, what did u "poke" fun at me on recently? Nothing, who would have guessed. Step your game up son!

Why if i wear a tapout shirt it makes me a wanna be fighter? I can't just wear a shirt and be a normal guy. Who knew?
 
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

Just saying i know your type, there are plenty of you around here and we always get a good laugh. By the way Cee, this thread is probably best suited for you. Bad memories of sitting on Uncles lap when you were young?
 
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

Just saying i know your type, there are plenty of you around here and we always get a good laugh. By the way Cee, this thread is probably best suited for you. Bad memories of sitting on Uncles lap when you were young?

lols, i'm sure u do.

Yep, i wanted to sit on your lap instead, so i was :+crying-5
 
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

if you went camping with a bunch of guys and blacked out after a hard core night of drinking and woke up in your tent the next morning with your pants at your ankles and a condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anyone what happened?
Spill the beans wilson, lets hear the whole story.
 

MIKEH75

EOG Dedicated
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

lol.

mine started taking these damn anti-depressant pills and went from wanting it a couple times a day to about once every couple weeks.

so i have a choice.i can either have her off the pills raving mad bitching and screaming and driving me crazy 24/7 and getting some all the time or i can have a very nice peaceful household where i'm calm and content but only getting some once or twice a month.
 

idiotspayforpick

EOG Dedicated
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

I was technically sexually abused when I was 11. My wife thinks I was and that I have issues. I don't look at it that way because it was two females who were involved.

Listen if I am 11, 21, 31, or 81 if two chicks want to do shit to me, and me to them, whatever.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

Idiots:

sorry to hear your story


was it 2 German Shepherds .... was it 2 boxers ..... was it 2 malamutes?
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

How old were the females?

Make this a good story .... c'mon .... 51 and 54?
 

konck

EOG Veteran
Re: Has anyone been sexually abused?

I got fuked last night by the hook ....does that count because it hurt:blink:
 
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