An Apology To A Fellow EOG Poster

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
Greetings:

The Munchkin Man wishes to apologize to a fellow EOG poster.

The Munchkin Man's apology relates to an incident which occurred earlier this evening and which involved the Munchkin Man's loss of memory.

The Munchkin Man's memory did not come back until about a half-hour after this incident occurred.

By then, it was too late.

The Munchkin Man is now in a state of deep remorse about his loss of memory.

This poster must have been deeply hurt and insulted by the Munchkin Man's loss of memory.

The Munchkin Man is deeply sorry.

Words alone are insufficient to express the Munchkin Man's feelings of remorse and shame over this incident.

If this poster is reading this message, the Munchkin Man offers you his sincerest apologies.

The Munchkin Man hopes that you will someday be able to forgive the Munchkin Man for his loss of memory and the pain and hurt it must have caused you this evening.

The Munchkin Man wants to make amends.

Very Sincerely,

Munchkin Man
 
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joeybagadonuts

Guest
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Munchy,

WTF are you talking about?
:cocktail
 
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Munchkin Man, it is not really an apology unless you identify the person to whom you are apologizing, your memory notwithstanding.
 

ChuteBoxe

EOG Master
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Greetings:

The Munchkin Man wishes to apologize to a fellow EOG poster.

The Munchkin Man's apology relates to an incident which occurred earlier this evening and which involved the Munchkin Man's loss of memory.

The Munchkin Man's memory did not come back until about a half-hour after this incident occurred.

By then, it was too late.

The Munchkin Man is now in a state of deep remorse about his loss of memory.

This poster must have been deeply hurt and insulted by the Munchkin Man's loss of memory.

The Munchkin Man is deeply sorry.

Words alone are insufficient to express the Munchkin Man's feelings of remorse and shame over this incident.

If this poster is reading this message, the Munchkin Man offers you his sincerest apologies.

The Munchkin Man hopes that you will someday be able to forgive the Munchkin Man for his loss of memory and the pain and hurt it must have caused you this evening.

The Munchkin Man wants to make amends.

Very Sincerely,

Munchkin Man

I sincerely accept your apology, hopefully we can put it past us. :thumbsup
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
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Cannon:

that little dude in Blue on the front left part of the row might be the
Munchkin Man ....
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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Munchkin Man, it is not really an apology unless you identify the person to whom you are apologizing, your memory notwithstanding.

Greetings To The Judge:

Let the Munchkin Man begin by wishing you and your loved ones a Happy Easter.

The Munchkin Man would like to thank you for your comment and feedback.

The Munchkin Man understands your point.

However, this was a very weird and unusual situation.

The Munchkin Man is not sure that this poster would want to be publicly identified.

Therefore, the Munchkin Man would prefer to maintain the poster's identity confidential at this time.

This is a matter that is probably best resolved between the Munchkin Man and the other poster.

With the benefit of hindsight, the Munchkin Man now realizes that the Munchkin Man should not have made this incident a public drama last night with this thread in the first place.

However, the Munchkin Man's overwhelming need to "vent" about his shame and guilt over this incident overrided this consideration last night.

What is done is done.

The Munchkin Man hopes that both parties will heal in due time and that a reconciliation will someday be forthcoming.

The Munchkin Man is still reeling with shock and embarrassment over this incident and the Munchkin Man's loss of memory.

The Munchkin Man is going to discuss this matter with his doctor this week.

This should not have happened.

Thanks again for your comment and feedback.

Happy Easter,

Munchkin Man
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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Munchy,

WTF are you talking about?
:cocktail

Greetings Joeybagadonuts:

There is a big chunk of the Munchkin Man's psyche that wants to tell this Forum all about the details of this incident.

However, doing so could cause personal embarrassment to the other poster, as well as further embarrassment to the Munchkin Man himself.

Once again, with the benefit of hindsight, the Munchkin Man should have never made a public spectacle of this unexplained incident in the first place.

The Munchkin Man apologizes for doing so.

The Munchkin Man's need to vent last night affected the Munchkin Man's better judgement.

The Munchkin Man is now trying to think of a way to resolve this matter privately, toward an ending of mutual healing and reconciliation.

Happy Easter.

:cocktail

Munchkin Man
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
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a public drama ???

YEAH .... IT WAS THE LEAD STORY ON FOX NEWS

You and Brittany need to get your shit together Munchkin ....
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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You and Brittany need to get your shit together Munchkin

The Munchkin Man has actually been trying to contact Britney Spears through her web site.

The Munchkin Man wants to become her private math tutor.

The Munchkin Man suspects that she may be deficient in some of her basic Algebra skills, such as solving quadratic equations.

The Munchkin Man has a theory that a lot of these young female celebrities get in trouble because of their low self esteem, which is partially caused by deficiencies in their skills in mathematics.

The Munchkin Man thinks he can help Britney Spears, not only with her mathematical skills, but also with her self-esteem, if she would give the Munchkin Man a chance.

Munchkin Man
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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The Munchkin Man is still reeling with shock and embarrassment over this incident and the Munchkin Man's loss of memory.

The Munchkin Man is going to discuss this matter with his doctor this week.

This should not have happened.

Munchkin Man

The Munchkin Man has decided to see his doctor tomorrow.

The Munchkin Man is now worried that the shut-down of his memory last night might be symptomatic of a pre-stroke condition.

Due to the Munchkin Man's excessive weight, the Munchkin Man is at risk for a stroke.

It is time for the Munchkin Man to get serious about losing weight and "walk the walk."

Literally.

Munchkin Man
 

mr merlin

EOG Master
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The Munchkin Man has decided to see his doctor tomorrow.

The Munchkin Man is now worried that the shut-down of his memory last night might be symptomatic of a pre-stroke condition.

Due to the Munchkin Man's excessive weight, the Munchkin Man is at risk for a stroke.

It is time for the Munchkin Man to get serious about losing weight and "walk the walk."

Literally.

Munchkin Man
Sounds like you may have had whats called a "TIA", sort of a temporary mini stroke, you weren't by any chance masturbating during this incident, were you?
 
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The Munchkin Man has actually been trying to contact Britney Spears through her web site.

The Munchkin Man wants to become her private math tutor.

The Munchkin Man suspects that she may be deficient in some of her basic Algebra skills, such as solving quadratic equations.

The Munchkin Man has a theory that a lot of these young female celebrities get in trouble because of their low self esteem, which is partially caused by deficiencies in their skills in mathematics.

The Munchkin Man thinks he can help Britney Spears, not only with her mathematical skills, but also with her self-esteem, if she would give the Munchkin Man a chance.

Munchkin Man

Careful; this is the closest the poster running the "bit" known as Munchkin Man has come to being out of character. . .:nono
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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Careful; this is the closest the poster running the "bit" known as Munchkin Man has come to being out of character. . .:nono

The Munchkin Man is always looking for new math students.

Landing Britney Spears as a new student is definitely a long shot.

The Munchkin Man admits that the likelihood of the Munchkin Man succeeding is extremely unlikely and probably just a fantasy.

But the Mucnhkin Man can dream.

As the old saying goes:

"Nothing ventured, nothing gained."

Best Wishes and Happy Easter,

Munchkin Man
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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The Munchkin Man is now trying to think of a way to resolve this matter privately, toward an ending of mutual healing and reconciliation.

The Munchkin Man has just written a personal and private message of apology to this poster.

This is what the Munchkin Man should have done in the very beginning.

Sometimes it takes the Munchkin Man longer than it should to do the right thing.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 

dustdevil

EOG Dedicated
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Munchkin, have you found your " special requirement " underwear yet? I'm dying to know.
 
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The Munchkin Man has just written a personal and private message of apology to this poster.

This is what the Munchkin Man should have done in the very beginning.

Sometimes it takes the Munchkin Man longer than it should to do the right thing.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

But he did the right thing...:cheers

Better late than never...12io4j2w90

Hope the Munchkin Man had a Happy Easter Day....

Ken
 
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If it were a real apology, you would think the poster known as "the munchkin man" might step out of 3rd person and be sincere.. as it is, all i see is another unusual thread by poster known as munchkin man
 

Blondie

EOG Master
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But he did the right thing...:cheers

Better late than never...12io4j2w90

Oh how true that is.

Hopefully the person the Munchkin Man apologized to is understanding and compassionate enough to realize that.

Happy Easter Munchkin Man!
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
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Munchkin ....

when she was alive I have a hunch that Anne Landers used to get about
20 letters a week from your ass
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
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Knowing Munchkin:

"Dear Anne ....

I was tutoring this young 13 yr old boy at my "pad" the other day
wearing only my "Ronald Reagan Sits on a Throne in Heaven Next to Christ"
tshirt and my 22 yr old boxer shorts that had enough holes to let my Little
Sigmund Freud hang out and enjoy fresh air ...

This young man got me thinking about the movie Deliverance and Ned
Beatty .... do you think I might have some underlying issues?"
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
Re: An Apology To A Fellow EOG Poster

But he did the right thing...:cheers

Better late than never...12io4j2w90

Hope the Munchkin Man had a Happy Easter Day....

Ken

Thanks Ken!

The Munchkin Man was very happy to read that you enjoyed a solid "10" of an Easter Day with your family.

:cheers

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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Oh how true that is.

Hopefully the person the Munchkin Man apologized to is understanding and compassionate enough to realize that.

Happy Easter Munchkin Man!

Thank you, Blondie.

:cheers

The Munchkin Man has an intuitive sense that this poster has a great abundance of compassion and understanding.

Although he has not yet replied to the Munchkin Man's personal and private message of apology yet, the Munchkin Man will have faith that his forgiveness will someday be forthcoming.

Sometimes, true healing and forgiveness take time.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 

janus

EOG Dedicated
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Munchy,

WTF are you talking about?
:cocktail

do you really care?

does anyone?

welcome to springer. what with the third person syndrome & the memory loss & poor poor me syndrome, i bet he didn't forget to be nutjob-right. just a guess.
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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do you really care?

does anyone?

welcome to springer. what with the third person syndrome & the memory loss & poor poor me syndrome, i bet he didn't forget to be nutjob-right. just a guess.

Greetings Janus:

The Munchkin Man hopes you had a happy and blessed Easter as well.

May peace be with you.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
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Munchkin

Did ya get all moved into that 12x12 "pad" that the Unabomber used to rent?
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
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Munchkin, have you found your " special requirement " underwear yet? I'm dying to know.

Greetings Dustdevil:

The Munchkin Man would like to thank you for your continued interest in the Munchkin Man's underwear and for the question you have asked.

Please accept the Munchkin Man's most heartfelt and sincerest apologies for overlooking your question before.

The Munchkin Man is still having memory problems.

Unfortunately, the answer to your question is NO.

The Munchkin Man did order some underwear online which the Munchkin Man thought would meet the Munchkin Man's special needs.

After three days, the results were in.

They did not meet the Munchkin Man's special needs.

They failed to pass the Munchkin Man's rigorous tests.

Therefore, the Munchkin Man has sent them back.

In the meantime, the Munchkin Man continues to use Brawny Paper Towels for extra protection and support.

A man has to do what a man has to do in order to make do.

Thanks again for your interest in the Munchkin Man's underwear.

The Munchkin Man will keep you posted.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 
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