The barman

[ronangel]

the barman


A very attractive 30ish woman went up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that
he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently
caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face
with both hands.

'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I
can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.










'Tell him,' she whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap,
or paper towels in the ladies room.

 

[Teddy kgb]

Re: The barman

Stupid joke from a stupid fvcking queen!!!!!!!!

 

[ronangel]

Re: The barman

Stupid joke from a stupid fvcking queen!!!!!!!!

If you call me a queen I will hit you with my handbag!:+excited-

Remember this is The Asylum where anything goes.....

 

[roach23]

Re: The barman

that was horrible

 

[ronangel]

Re: The barman

that was horrible

But I bet the barman will get the place cleaned up & toilet paper replaced....

when you read it a few times I think you are right. It came from a UK military
army site. believe it or not that was one of the nicer ones in that section some of the stuff was so bad I would not put on here,or anywhere!

 

[cassiusclay]

Re: The barman

But I bet the barman will get the place cleaned up & toilet paper replaced....

when you read it a few times I think you are right. It came from a UK military
army site. believe it or not that was one of the nicer ones in that section some of the stuff was so bad I would not put on here,or anywhere!

fuck these guys ron, that was funny. teddykgb is mad he would have preferred the joke to read like this:

A very attractive 30ish man went up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. He gestured alluringly to the bartender who
approached him immediately. He seductively signaled that
he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, he gently
caressed his full beard.

'Are you the manager?' he asked, softly stroking his face
with both hands.

'Actually, no,' Teddykgb replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' he said,
running his hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I
can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' he continued,
running his forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly
popping a couple of his fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.










'Tell him,' he whispered, 'There's no toilet paper, hand soap,
or paper towels in the men's room.