Next Caddy for Tiger Woods...

Viejo Dinosaur

Viejo Dinosaur

EOG Master
Re: Next Caddy for Tiger Woods...

I say he hires a close friend that is able to help him read greens...Tiger has had problems with his eyes in the past and it looks like he could use the help...
 
NickPappagiorgio

NickPappagiorgio

EOG Dedicated
Re: Next Caddy for Tiger Woods...

pvcpipe said:
VD,

I say 0 chance he doesn't hire an experienced caddie.
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This will be difficult, especially since Tiger doesnt play too many tournaments. How many top flight caddies are going to agree to be on a bag half as much for a golfer who is clearly not in his prime?
 
Squarepants

Squarepants

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Re: Next Caddy for Tiger Woods...

Just can't shake this image of Mila Kunis, reprising, somewhat, her role in the Book of Eli.

Spawning any number of variations of bird in the bush and two birds with one stone (or wood) quips.
 
pvcpipe

pvcpipe

EOG Master
Re: Next Caddy for Tiger Woods...

NickPappagiorgio said:
This will be difficult, especially since Tiger doesnt play too many tournaments. How many top flight caddies are going to agree to be on a bag half as much for a golfer who is clearly not in his prime?
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A lot. Because Tiger will just stroke a check as a bonus unrelated to the standard 5-9%. He'll get somebody very good.
 
Squarepants

Squarepants

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Re: Next Caddy for Tiger Woods...

They just don't do cynical sarcasm like here at EOG.

And, yeah, on the tease at the end, he definitely was going for Wilt Chamberlain's off-the-court record there for a while.
 
Bucky

Bucky

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Re: Next Caddy for Tiger Woods...

Don't you think Tiger needs a better pimp? His head does not work right anymore. After being addicted to poontang for all that time - now his brain is in bad shape!
 
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