REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

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Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

I tell the wife I'm heading to the store for a couple beers and a shot and from there it turns stupid...

Wife....Can you pk me up bean dip

Me....sure

Wife....and the doritos in the red bag

Me....cheese doritos?

Wife.....whatever they are, the one's in the red bag

Me.....yeah cheese fvcking doritos

Wife....I don't know, just get me the one's we always get

Me....yes we always get cheese doritos but you are eating them with bean dip so I thought you might want plain

Wife....Plain? look just get me whatever come in a red bag

Me.....fvcking cheese doritos, it's simple do you want cheese doritos?

Wife.....get me what ever I always get.

I get to the store and the only choice is the $1.29 bag or the $4.29 one, so I get 2 bags of the $1.29 come home and my wife said the can of bean dip was to big and she only needed one bag of "nacho cheese" doritos, so I then complain that her cigs (Virginia Slims) cost $7 and she says fvck off how much was the beers and the shot.....

Been a weird day......I still blame Willie
 
diogee

diogee

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Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

jarjar scared the crap out of brick's brother Little Running Horse and a few of his indian friends. Pricks were throwing rocks at the engines on the back of a train and instead of yelling at them I waited for us to pass and them to start across the tracks...then I turn the lights on bright and layed on the horn. Fuckers were diving everywhich direction off of the tracks. :yay
 
BrickShitHouse

BrickShitHouse

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Teddy kgb said:
I tell the wife I'm heading to the store for a couple beers and a shot and from there it turns stupid...

Wife....Can you pk me up bean dip

Me....sure

Wife....and the doritos in the red bag

Me....cheese doritos?

Wife.....whatever they are, the one's in the red bag

Me.....yeah cheese fvcking doritos

Wife....I don't know, just get me the one's we always get

Me....yes we always get cheese doritos but you are eating them with bean dip so I thought you might want plain

Wife....Plain? look just get me whatever come in a red bag

Me.....fvcking cheese doritos, it's simple do you want cheese doritos?

Wife.....get me what ever I always get.

I get to the store and the only choice is the $1.29 bag or the $4.29 one, so I get 2 bags of the $1.29 come home and my wife said the can of bean dip was to big and she only needed one bag of "nacho cheese" doritos, so I then complain that her cigs (Virginia Slims) cost $7 and she says fvck off how much was the beers and the shot.....

Been a weird day......I still blame Willie
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you broke fuck, get your act together, i wipe my ass with 10s if i want to
 
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Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

diogee said:
jarjar scared the crap out of brick's brother Little Running Horse and a few of his indian friends. Pricks were throwing rocks at the engines on the back of a train and instead of yelling at them I waited for us to pass and them to start across the tracks...then I turn the lights on bright and layed on the horn. Fuckers were diving everywhich direction off of the tracks. :yay
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jarjajrjra.........
 
Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

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BrickShitHouse said:
hell yeah, did you hit it after that?
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I was jerking off while I was doing it and came on her thigh.....She left her # on the front seat like I was going to call her, seen her a couple months later at the Gardens with her way finer younger sister but didn't get an offer on either.
 
diogee

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Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

Somebody send me some fucking food. Been over 2.5 hours since last meal. 2348ji23e i'll be to the point where i'd be desperate enough to eat mcdonalds by the time i get off of this fuckin piece of metal box.
 
diogee

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I am needs something. Maybe I can spear a baffalo with my pen and cook it up on the zonertown pavement.
 
Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

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Re: REPLIES 100K: mISSiON iMPoSSiBLE tHREAd

I've had Phiidelphia cream chees with salami on crackers and my wife has had cheese doritos and bean dip..........that's it all day and we both just stare at each other and ask what the other wants for dinner....it's 1/4 to 8 and we are both clue less.....
 
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Teddy kgb

Teddy kgb

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My wife wants to skip dinner and just get chocolate malted crunch ice cream from thriftys..........my wife is fine as hell with a killer body and she eats this way every day...\If she was a fat slob I would tell you guys.
 
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Teddy kgb said:
I've had Phiidelphia cream chees with salami on crackers and my wife has had cheese doritos and bean dip..........that's it all day and we both just stare at each other and ask what the other wants for dinner....it's 1/4 to 8 and we are both clue less.....
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goog frinkin thing they were cheese in the red bag
 
diogee

diogee

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Gatdamn you teddy. Fuckin killing me talking about those foods. 2348ji23e Going to chase a baby buffalo through the Wyoming fields to occupy my time.
 
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diogee

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no wonder what the fuck that noise was. damn you osw now my boss is pissed at me. fuck 2348ji23e
 
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no dio in about an hour, guessins the bafaloo got the best of doggie metal man...................rip charby be wins
 
diogee

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nope was jumps in van for 2 hr ride home. only 15 hrs of workins today. fuckin pricks. 2348ji23e
 
diogee

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Tis better to be a loaf of a loofer than a foamer of a loaf.
 
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