Owning a restaurant and offering a deal

[The General]

Ok, you open a restaurant and you have been in business awhile and profiting. You decide you want to offer a special deal. The deal is "ALL YOU CAN EAT" for $5.99. When you open the doors, 45 women from the local dance team walk in... WHAT DO YOU DO?


Here is a sample of the dance team...

 

[kelp0027]

..

..ez answer:

give them each one salad;

then state:

"well; that's all you can eat"

gl

:+signs8-1

 

[MadCapper]

cmon!

get that out of here

UGH!

 

[dirty]

..

..ez answer:

give them each one salad;

then state:

"well; that's all you can eat"

gl

:+signs8-1

you are killin me

 

[kelp0027]

..

.."You're breakin' my heart"

You're tearing it apart..!!"

..So: "FVCK YOU"

lol

gl



:+signs8-1

 

[Smokntbone]

Damn ....Moose Flaps!

Damn ....Moose Flaps!

....Turn 'em loose & file bankruptcy! ..... better getta dawg to clean up the mess!

 

[BreakTheBank]

....Turn 'em loose & file bankruptcy! ..... better getta dawg to clean up the mess!

Close the door and tell them you filed bankruptcy, "SORRY WE CLOSED"

 

[kelp0027]

..

..be nice...

do not discriminate against obesity..

gl

:doh1

 

[BreakTheBank]

..

..be nice...

do not discriminate against obesity..

gl

:doh1

I'm not, I'm afraid for the restarante, I'm posting a sign.


"NO WOMEN OVER 200lb ALOWED" sorry. This is a restarante not a Burger King

 

[raiders72001]

ez answer:

give them each one salad;

then state:

"well; that's all you can eat"

:+thumbs-2

 

[The Devil]

Guess that answers that age old question???

WHERE'S THE BEEF......

 

[August West]

small boobs on fat chicks are the worst.

 

[The Devil]

JUST NOTICED THAT TATTOO ON HER LEG COULD COVER MY BACK......

 

[Aristotle]

GOOD GOD!!!

 

[sabian06]

:+signs8-2