Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

BigDaddy

EOG Master
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

wow the new eog

a squirter thread gets posted and 3 replies in less than 5 minutes

12io4j2w90
 
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

Yes!! Actually I've always wanted to and got my 1st one like a month ago it was great I had whiskey dick so I couldn't get off but I could get hard and she started squirting and I was like holy fuck super soaker 3000 so I just kept goin to town and bangin the fuck outta her......her bed was a mess :LMAO:LMAO
 
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

yes

very messy

not a turn on in the least

But

i think it means you, as a man, got the job done
 

gmenknicks

EOG Dedicated
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

no myth...they are real...its not like on the porn where the shit shoots 100 ft in the air...it just gushes out like a busted sprinkler head....and i could only get the chick to do it when i used my hand...she didnt do it from dick
 
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

no myth...they are real...its not like on the porn where the shit shoots 100 ft in the air...it just gushes out like a busted sprinkler head....and i could only get the chick to do it when i used my hand...she didnt do it from dick
yes it wasn't a 100 ft piss stream I was like wtf is goin on so I just started pounding harder:LMAO
 
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

Had to mix up the topics a little bit, we can only talk about BTJ's bounced check for so long....
 

pvcpipe

EOG Master
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

Yes!! Actually I've always wanted to and got my 1st one like a month ago it was great I had whiskey dick so I couldn't get off but I could get hard and she started squirting and I was like holy fuck super soaker 3000 so I just kept goin to town and bangin the fuck outta her......her bed was a mess :LMAO:LMAO


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Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

I'm 29..... Mine was from a friend who had a friend that was 47 and hadn't been laid n 9 months so I told my friend fuck it buy some drinks and well c what happens :LMAO:cheers now this dumb bitch won't leave me alone :shoot:
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

no myth...they are real...its not like on the porn where the shit shoots 100 ft in the air...it just gushes out like a busted sprinkler head....and i could only get the chick to do it when i used my hand...she didnt do it from dick

Insightful contribution.
 
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

Sorry for the off topic JK..... My other thread topic was going to be about lactaters... The only person I know who lactates is Lou over at that inferior forum...
 

crzbrave

EOG Member
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

guys isn't "squirting" PEE? When a girl squirts it is straight up piss ain't it?:+clueless
 

WVU

EOG Master
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

I would give just about anything not to have found this thread. However, since I was just reading about this recently (don't ask, I won't tell you anyway), here's what I found out:

• this liquid is definitely not pee. The urethra blocks itself during orgasm so you can't possibly pee.
• this is the same thing as 'female ejaculation'
• 'squirting' is the result of a g-spot orgasm
• the g-spot is connected to the nerve endings at the other end of the clitoris, where they pass thru on their way to the spinal column
• most women don't 'squirt' per se, it just kinda 'gushes' out
• most women who do 'squirt' have practiced this


  • :btj:
 

boatboatboat

EOG Master
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

I doubt if Skybook would be willing to tie a contest into this squirting discussion, but I shall check.
 

FISHHEAD

EOG Master
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???




:LMAO

This is absolutely 100% true and have been there.

1st time in College.

Senior hooked up with nubile young freshman 19 yrs old. She was actually sitting on my face when I first felt the the warm sensation of this liquid on my chin and neck.. I was in shock and thought she was peeing but the liquid was very viscous. I actually call this girl squirt and have referred to her for the last 16 yrs as so.. I still recall fucking her from behind and her playing with herself and as I unload on all over her she was squirting and cumming at the same time. That video will always be etched in my memory.

I thought that this would never happen again.. dated woman and married and off the market for 13 yrs until recently..

latest girlfriend squirted and advised this is the first time for her. Found her G spot quickly and when she has a heightened O, its over.. Had to turn the bed over several times. Most Masculine feeling in the world at times to make this happen..

She is unbelievable.. I gotta go take care of business now...

 
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My ex was a squirter. She told me early on and I did not believe her. It was a lot of fun at first but the novelty wears off. changing sheets, towels.. blah, blah. It def not pee...... very damn salty.. If you are single try one. Anyway I was with one for two years. Same as any other chick just with a surprise. :turndevil
 
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Yes I have and, quite amazingly, this isn't the first time I have responded to this exact same question on a gambling forum. Dated a girl that would literally soak my sheets, I had to lay down a fucking tarp every time I wanted to nail her. Luckily she was 18 and well worth the hassle. I stretched her out and moved on but it was a good year and half.
 

Tuckman

Uh Poster
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

Originally Posted by WC BiasI don't know about squirting, but my friend fucked a bitch so hard one night she shit. Unfortunately, it did smell like poo


This guy is great, i havent spoken to him in awhile but a Vegas legend :pop:
 

Bagiant

EOG Dedicated
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

I'm seeing a girl that likes to squirt. I get her to squirt when I start putting my fingers in her one at a time. By the time I get to the third finger, she starts to squirt all over my fingers.

She told me that one time she was doing a large black dude and she couldn't stop squirting all over him when she was on top. She told me she soaked his whole chest and lower body. She's so hot!
 

Subset ( G&K )

EOG Senior Member
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

:LMAOThis is absolutely 100% true and have been there. 1st time in College.Senior hooked up with nubile young freshman 19 yrs old. She was actually sitting on my face when I first felt the the warm sensation of this liquid on my chin and neck.. I was in shock and thought she was peeing but the liquid was very viscous. I actually call this girl squirt and have referred to her for the last 16 yrs as so.. I still recall fucking her from behind and her playing with herself and as I unload on all over her she was squirting and cumming at the same time. That video will always be etched in my memory.I thought that this would never happen again.. dated woman and married and off the market for 13 yrs until recently..latest girlfriend squirted and advised this is the first time for her. Found her G spot quickly and when she has a heightened O, its over.. Had to turn the bed over several times. Most Masculine feeling in the world at times to make this happen..She is unbelievable.. I gotta go take care of business now...
Fish is this thread a +ev contest?
 

Subset ( G&K )

EOG Senior Member
Re: Anybody here ever bang a squirter???

I'm seeing a girl that likes to squirt. I get her to squirt when I start putting my fingers in her one at a time. By the time I get to the third finger, she starts to squirt all over my fingers.She told me that one time she was doing a large black dude and she couldn't stop squirting all over him when she was on top. She told me she soaked his whole chest and lower body. She's so hot!
Quality chick Bagiant. If only we were all as lucky as you to get sloppy seconds after a horse cocked black dude has plowed away. Judas.
 
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