Billy Sink Big Dance contest

Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Good morning fellow EOG contributors and enthusiasts. I am pleased to announce the Billy Sink Big Dance contest. The Guesser memorial Super Show contest went so well (didn't have to pay), I am going to try for a hustle double. The contest will cover the NCAA men's basketball championship tournament otherwise known as the Big Dummy Dance. If it is canceled again, so to is the contest. Here are the rules and prizes:

Contest starts with the play in games and ends with the final game. You pick teams to win. No point spreads. Once you lose, that is your score. You could crap out debutanté round and still win because the winner is the poster who has the most wins. 15-1 first day beats 14-0 after the championship.

Wait, what?

Yes, what. You are not required to bet any game. You can hold your fire and wait for other posters to lose then you have the entire tournament to beat the top #.

Example. You think there will be a lot of upsets in the first round so you only pick the #1 seeds and go 4-0. Everybody else gets eliminated because there is a Cinderella bloodbath and the be best poster is 8-1. So you only need to win 5 more and you have the entire tournament. You made the right choice.

It could go the other way. You only pick the #1 seeds and some cocksucker goes a she's perfect 32-0. There are only 31 games left. You're fucked. I don't think there has ever been a March Madness contest with this format.

Prize structure:

$250 regular
$1000 she's perfect

Winner will be paid by bitcoin. These not valued posters are welcome to play but are ineligible for the prize:

Billy Sink
Big Runner
Winkyduck
Slippery Pete

I have plenty of time to save $1000 bitcoin so will be ready to pay as soon as a winner is graded. Good lick.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
You are off the dirty hooker, Billy. You no longer owe the contest a forum. You should be ashamed of yourself but I'm sure you're not.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I jumbled the words. That's ok. Fitting. No free edit drop. I'm not a stiff like Billy or a cheater like Patrick Reed.
 
pete mcmeat

pete mcmeat

EOG Senior Member
great contest idea dd........a big willy wonk off in the 1st round could end things but stll the tortoise and hair approach is tried and true

i'm in
 
pete mcmeat

pete mcmeat

EOG Senior Member
there's a billy mugshot of him wearing a beanie sitting in front of an xtra large all in pizza pie.....someone will have it.....jason or worst case hammer
 
John Kelly

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Just heard a discussion on CNBC about Bitcoin.

The so-called experts called it an inflation hedge and "digital gold."
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I'd like to add a separate Big Dummy Dance contest. But I am not willing to risk $2500. I can combine it with this contest or wait until later. I'll get that cocksucker eventually. And Winky.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I'd like to do a Big Dummy, a Winky and I have a JK idea but I can't risk a catastrophic cocksucker winning all the jackpots. I'm not a shot taker and a stiff like Billy. Would need to win big or have a book offer she's perfect insurance. I'm a broke dick fuck other than etrade and ironically it's because of Big Dummy's hero, Joe Biden.
 
TobyTyler

TobyTyler

EOG Dedicated
I'm honestly surprised there are people here that DIDN'T block Big Runner? How do you read anything in here then? Don't get it.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Big Dummy would be to pick 16 teams. she's perfect cutie 16 and overall winner. Scoring is each team's seed # for every win. #1 seed max 6 points. #7 seed winning debutanté round already beats that.

Winky would be the same except Final Four. Jackpot only if you nail the F4 and win. The brilliance of this format is she's perfect can be cracked by a Cinderella runner runner.

JK would be a single team. Jackpot would be if you can predict each opponent they play.

Dupe teams allowed. Would just go to a tiebreaker in The Final Four.
 
John Kelly

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Dell Dude said:
Big Dummy would be to pick 16 teams. she's perfect cutie 16 and overall winner. Scoring is each team's seed # for every win. #1 seed max 6 points. #7 seed winning debutanté round already beats that.

Winky would be the same except Final Four. Jackpot only if you nail the F4 and win. The brilliance of this format is she's perfect can be cracked by a Cinderella runner runner.

JK would be a single team. Jackpot would be if you can predict each opponent they play.

Dupe teams allowed. Would just go to a tiebreaker in The Final Four.
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Dell Dude is one-of-a-kind and I'll leave it at that.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Billy and Dummy haven't posted since the Super Show. The curse of Cwissy strikes again? I want to learn howid to control this. There are plenty of assholes in DC I would like to mush!
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If I can get an EOG sportsbook to guarantee the four(4) she's perfect jackpots, I will have four(4) poster deadication Big Dance contests with four(4) guaranteed total payouts totaling $1000.

$250 Billy Sink
$250 Big Dummy
$250 Winkyduck
$250 John Kelly

Unlikely anybody goes she's perfect. Would most likely be Billy Sink. After that you'd have to hit the cutie 16, nail the Final Four and win (negatively correlated) or pick the championship team and all of their opponents. That is the equiv to going 21-0.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
So howid do you feel that I am hosting the tournament you promised the forum? (checks notes)

Sinker 100
Three(3) years ago. No shame in your game? I am going to try and suckout paying but if someone wins, I will pay your debt. Either way, you will go down as a disgrace. Still welcome to play. I want you to play. I want you to win. No, siriusly. That would give me my suckout like Guesser's ghost.
 
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Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Winkyduck I want to get back for being a pussy and pretending to put me on ignore. Winky can't take a hit of any kind. Goes down crying like AOC. Big Dummy because no poster Humaliation would be right without including the most deranged sports punting poster in the history of forums and it's not Tony Homo. Plus, Big Dummy and Big Dance go together. JK over Slippery Pete for the final spot because Slippery's asshole rating has dipped since his vacation. JK got the final at large on the negative strength of his disgraceful performance in the Patrick McIrish "test account" affair.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Thank you, Billy. As long as nobody wins $1250, I'm good. I will be gooder if the Guesser makes it 2-0.
 
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Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Another contest note. Listing teams is allowed for grading purposes. That's important if you lose. If it's the first team, 0. If it's the last team, maybe 10-1. Day and time of tip not required order. You will have 32 teams available debutantè round.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Redeem yourself JK and get a book to guarantee jackpot insurance. Nobody is going to hit shit. Free advertising and the forum will get guaranteed $1000 in prizes for four fun and sophisticated Big Dance contests. And we get to dishonour 4 deserving posters including yourself. I can't pay that kind of money and I don't want to ruin my HOF status by stiffing the forum.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
The show goes on with or without a sportsbook sponsor. I'll just do like last time and add a Lee Corso exception for the grand prize so there is no way I'll have to pay. Going to have a Billy Sink, Big Dummy, Winkydick and John Kelly contests!
 
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