Dell Dude Press Conference

[ouch]

Fox News is reporting this morning that Incel Dude is calling for his Alt Right Special Needs minions to march on Computer Bob's Lake Tahoe home this coming Tuesday if a decision on his record is not reached by then.

"You've got to stop the steal," the Dude said at a press conference in his parents' basement held on Sunday morning. "I am winning this Grand Challenge by a huge amount, and they intend to take it away from me. Together, we will drain the EOG swamp, and we will clean up the corruption that exists at the highest level."

"We must fight like hell, and if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a FORUM anymore.”

Incel concluded by stating, "On Tuesday.....be there......it will be wild."

 

[Dell Dude]

Thank you, ouchie. Next suicide pawlay thread in September.

 

[Dell Dude]

Love the headline! Only thing that matters. blackcloud and kane could learn from you.

 

[Dell Dude]

Credit where credit is due. Quite clever writeup.

 

[Blackcloud]

Love the headline! Only thing that matters. blackcloud and kane could learn from you.

Impressive stuff from ouch

 

[Dell Dude]

This thread will be epic.

 

[kane]

Impressive stuff from ouch

He never fails to deliver

 

[howid]

creative content is always appreciated ...

 

[howid]

there, teed it up for a "JK play of the day.^

JK? ...

 

[howid]

...

 

[Dell Dude]

I want to keep kane in this thread. No politics. Sports only. Starts Sept 1.

 

[Woodrow Wilson]

This Alt-Right DD supporter is breaking ranks and believes he has earned a J6 level DQ in the GC.

 

[Dell Dude]

Woody equals Mike Pence.

 

[Dell Dude]

I want to keep kane in this thread. No politics. Sports only. Starts Sept 1.

Lasted a few hours.

 

[Dell Dude]

Let' start this stupid thread with a winner:

Current score: 2-1, '67

homedog team o1.5 goals +390
Dodgers +320
Emma N +3600
Rubick's Cube +6500

o3.5 goals +800
Dodgers +320
Emma N +3600
Rubick's Cube +6500

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

Still need 4th goal.

 

[Dell Dude]

Consider a loss if no goal.

 

[Dell Dude]

4 minutes.

 

[Dell Dude]

2-1 FT

 

[Dell Dude]

I'm not happy but I did get1-0 for an unlikely scenario after Dodgers.

 

[Dell Dude]

Guilty please stand by.

Rivas singled to deep right center, J. Polanco scored, Raley to third, Rojas to second

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1822798850027036872

 

[Dell Dude]

You can't cee it because 2 big to fit but this pays $625.

 

[Dell Dude]

I just need Mariners to hold on.

 

[Dell Dude]

8-3 contest record and I am angry.

Update. I'm 8-3 and happy!

 

[Dell Dude]

Department of Cake justice!

 

[Dell Dude]

4 Picks Parlay+1506
CHI Cubs, TB Rays, KC Royals, MIL Brewers

 

[Dell Dude]

Look at the NL. Cubbies have an excellent shot at the wild card. Everybody else is in a tailspin.

 

[Dell Dude]

Since I have this thread, can restrict bogus challenge to contest plays.

 

[Dell Dude]

Any poster who doesn't help me "stop the steal" is an enemy. I'm anti-social so it's ok. Be the same every asshole from high school and Sparty.

 

[Dell Dude]

Anything can and always does happen but I'm in a comfortable glide to not just 18 but 20 plus...

 

[jimmythegreek]

Cardinals and Giants would have something to say about that. There hasn't been a forum for years, not since our once fearless leader became as such.

CR cocoons are habitual.

 

[Dell Dude]

Any poster who doesn't help me "stop the steal" is an enemy. I'm anti-social so it's ok. Be the same every asshole from high school and Sparty.

That's you two, kane.

 

[Dell Dude]

Because of division roosters, in MLB capping form.

 

[jimmythegreek]

Constant conversations to try and clear the overall record deck have fallen on deaf ears. Its like waiting in court when the DMV never shows up and the case is thrown out with no principal resolution ever officiated.

 

[Dell Dude]

What is my record, Jimmy?

 

[jimmythegreek]

What is my record, Jimmy?

Take your pick, Dell.

Might want to create another multiple choice push button sweating.

 

[Dell Dude]

3 leg parlay +18064100
Boston Red Sox AL East 2024, Texas Rangers AL West 2024, Chicago Cubs NL Central 2024

Boston Red Sox
+16000
AL East 2024
AL East 2024
Sep 30, 4:00pm MST

Texas Rangers
+5000
AL West 2024
AL West 2024
Sep 30, 4:00pm MST

Chicago Cubs
+2100
NL Central 2024
NL Central 2024
Sep 30, 4:00pm MST

$5.53 TOTAL WAGER
$998,950.26 TOTAL PAYOUT

 

[Dell Dude]

Explanation. We are approaching the final month. I don't think any of these teams will win their division but filling remaining spots. I'm in good shape. Just need KC and SD or AZ.