Re: Fezzik Total Play Of The Year
The stupidest thing about this whole exchange is that Fezzik, in his usual egomaniacal autistic clueless manner, isn't even giving the first thought to his target audience. He still considers himself some sort of pro bettor even though that ship sailed after he dumped -210 units over 7 years with an average bet size of 2u despite including Bodog/SIA lines, $50 Bodog props etc. in his record. He's now marketing to the types of idiots who will buy a $25 package because he went 3-1 last week including a 3* GOY that keeps his "lifetime record on 3* bets at 26-13!"
He's at least cognizant enough to realize that he can use Bodog and SIA lines when he grades his plays, since the morons are only going to care the handful of the times the game lands on that particular number and he can always tell them "You need to buy my package right away, lines move!" or "You need better outs!" since RJ bans anyone with the two active brain cells required to read a line history. So nobody actually buying these picks is competent enough to read a line history. But giving out opposite sides of the same play is just about the stupidest fucking thing you can do when you're marketing to that kind of clueless audience, and is a great example of why Fezzik sucks at both being a pro bettor AND being a fraud tout.
These idiots want A WINNER. They don't want to hear that you changed your mind because of a trivial detail like "the weather." They are degenerates who are paying you for your "expertise," and changing you mind and telling them to bet the opposite side is just awful from a business perspective. You are a fraud tout, you know you're a fraud tout, so fully embrace it and don't go back to your "pro bettor roots" and do something as silly as changing your mind on the GOY you released.
Of course Fezzik still knows that there are times when sharp bettors will suck it up and take the polish middle, he hasn't completely forgotten his roots, but he's selling to idiots stupid enough to buy picks from him, so he should really just keep pimping the idea that he really can pick 66% winners on his GOYs and don't try to get fancy with this whole middling stuff.
The stupidest thing about this whole exchange is that Fezzik, in his usual egomaniacal autistic clueless manner, isn't even giving the first thought to his target audience. He still considers himself some sort of pro bettor even though that ship sailed after he dumped -210 units over 7 years with an average bet size of 2u despite including Bodog/SIA lines, $50 Bodog props etc. in his record. He's now marketing to the types of idiots who will buy a $25 package because he went 3-1 last week including a 3* GOY that keeps his "lifetime record on 3* bets at 26-13!"
He's at least cognizant enough to realize that he can use Bodog and SIA lines when he grades his plays, since the morons are only going to care the handful of the times the game lands on that particular number and he can always tell them "You need to buy my package right away, lines move!" or "You need better outs!" since RJ bans anyone with the two active brain cells required to read a line history. So nobody actually buying these picks is competent enough to read a line history. But giving out opposite sides of the same play is just about the stupidest fucking thing you can do when you're marketing to that kind of clueless audience, and is a great example of why Fezzik sucks at both being a pro bettor AND being a fraud tout.
These idiots want A WINNER. They don't want to hear that you changed your mind because of a trivial detail like "the weather." They are degenerates who are paying you for your "expertise," and changing you mind and telling them to bet the opposite side is just awful from a business perspective. You are a fraud tout, you know you're a fraud tout, so fully embrace it and don't go back to your "pro bettor roots" and do something as silly as changing your mind on the GOY you released.
Of course Fezzik still knows that there are times when sharp bettors will suck it up and take the polish middle, he hasn't completely forgotten his roots, but he's selling to idiots stupid enough to buy picks from him, so he should really just keep pimping the idea that he really can pick 66% winners on his GOYs and don't try to get fancy with this whole middling stuff.
