Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

maverick

EOG Veteran
Clicked on that thread titled "FREE" on here last nigh and was busted by my wife:(

she was pissed and I could only start laughing...........I said to her....."What kind of nomal guy doesnt watch porn every now and then on the net"!!

Needless to say I was ignored the rest of the night:+clueless
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Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

We want details ...

did that get her in the mood to give ya head?
 

MikeOswald

EOG Dedicated
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

Never been caught, but my wife will watch porn with me so I don't have much to worry about.
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

We watch it together and man does she get werked up. :smokesmal
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

General:

I am sure she does as do most women when they watch Deepthroat
and see ol Harry Reames in "blast off" position ...
 

Almost Allright

GO Bucks!!!
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

my wife caught me watching porn with my girlfriend...not good.
 

Blondie

EOG Master
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

me too but it does facilitate some math skills...like dividing by 2 or multiplying by .5

No kidding I have two doors I can run out of what are the odds I can make it out either one before she beats the shit outta me. Hey wait there is the window there is a 50/50 chance I can make it out there.....

Problem is every time you divide in this instance the answer is zero :(
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

Almost: looks like photos are now surfacing of you and that "other" woman



"Remember ... tell my Wife it was an Instructional
Video you were considering to buy for your
boyfriend .."
 

Almost Allright

GO Bucks!!!
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

Almost: looks like photos are now surfacing of you and that "other" woman



"Remember ... tell my Wife it was an Instructional
Video you were considering to buy for your
boyfriend .."


:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO :LMAO

I did not have sex with THAT woman
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

I did ...

BECAUSE I INHALED and after that 4th hit ol Monica was looking good !!
 

Angelsfire

EOG Dedicated
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

No wife, or girlfriend here, but i like porn. So I'd watch it with my man, if that is what he liked.
 

Tuckman

Uh Poster
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

devils wife gets off just by watching viagra commercials, if only it could happens she dreams about :cocktail
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Has your wife or girlfriend even caught you watching porn???

Devil getting an erection "naturally" is similar to the odds of John Daly going a day without drinking
 
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