If There Were No Liberals . . .

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markinsac

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1. There would be no Grand Canyon. Instead we'd have the Grand Resevoir because the Hoover administration dammed it up. 2. There would be no 400-foot Redwood Trees because George Steinbrenner made bats out of them. 3. You would still be allowed to smoke cigarettes in public buildings. Even in the baby ward at hospitals. 4. African Americans, check that, Negros would have to use different drinking fountains than whitey, check that, Caucasians. 5. Women would stay at home and take care of the kids. Plus they wouldn't be allowed to vote. 6. Rush Limbaugh would be speechless.
 
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

7. Fox News would have the lowest ratings. 8. San Francisco would be cattle grazing land. 9. Dennis Miller would be funny. 10. Utah would be moderate. 11. Seattle would be under water. 12. Charlton Heston would win an Oscar.
 
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scinlincoln

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

13. the national debt would be zero, the budget would be balanced. 14. the border would be secure. 15. our military would be the strongest in the world and we would use it to bring peace and liberty around the world. 16. the leading cause of death on death row would not be old age. 17. high school graduates would not graduate with an 8th grade education. 18. etc!!!!!!
 
scrimmage

scrimmage

What you contemplate you imitate
Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

They'd be called something else,or be similar "types",as would their counterparts,who both exist in this particular time and place,things happen for reasons not labels...
 
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

19. Elizabeth Hasslebeck would have here own show. 20. The Summer Olympics would be held in Alaska
 
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markinsac

EOG Dedicated
Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

21. SCinLincoln wouldn't have so many wrinkles because he'd frown a lot less.
 
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

23. Northern Virginia would still be redneck. 24. Monica Lewinsky would still be a virgin. 25. GM wouldn't recall. 26. GM wouldn't exist. 27. The Great Lakes spotted centipede would be extinct.
 
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

28. John Boehner would have nothing to cry about. 29. California would have a population of 857. 30. Nobody would ever see the veins that pop out on Sean Hannity's face. 31. The Titanic would never have hit the iceberg. 32. The Village People would have been in jail. 33. Ronald Reagan would have been considered a left-winger. 34. There would be no need for suburbs. 35. Donald Sterling would be the host of the Tonight Show.
 
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

37. There would be no lines at Starbucks. 38. Mass transit would be about going to church. 39. Fox News would be mainstream. 40. Handicapped people would park at the back of the parking lot where they belong.
 
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drock

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

Amazing how liberals and right-wingers both confuse liberals with the left.
 
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

Also, what about those dummies who confuse conservatives with the right! . . . How pompass!
 
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Biff41

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

Folks in Oakland could go to a local casino and make a Raider bet. True conservatives, not the fake one's Markinsac imagines, want civil liberties.
 
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

45. People would be allowed to bet on the Raiders! 46. Gamblers in Oakland would become homeless because bailouts wouldn't be allowed.
 
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drock

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

Liberals love to take credit for the work of the left. Liberals give the left a bad name.

Why is American liberalism bankrupt? A history lesson for New York Times columnist Bob Herbert

According to Herbert, liberals “from the mightiest presidents to the most unheralded protesters and organizers” have been responsible for, among other things, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, civil rights and the end of segregation, always fighting tooth and nail against conservatives. Where has this golden age of liberalism gone? Herbert seems to ask.

In fact, it never existed. The limited reformist achievements that Herbert outlines were not the result of liberalism, but of the mass social struggles of the working class to which liberalism, under certain historical conditions, adapted itself and made grudging concessions.
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markinsac

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Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

True. Back in the days of the KKK, the southern states were solidly democratic. But they left the Democratic Party because of LBJ's endless pursuit of civil rights. Great reason to leave!
 
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markinsac

EOG Dedicated
Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

Don't worry, southern states are coming home to pappy! We got Florida, Virginia and North Carolina back. Georgia and Texas will soon become battleground states!
 
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markinsac

EOG Dedicated
Re: If There Were No Liberals . . .

Why is the south coming back home to the Dems? Because many of the old-fogey racists are dying off
 
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Mize

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