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Richard Gere donned a pair of glittering gold dancing pumps to earn his pudding pot and crown Friday as Harvard's Hasty Pudding man of the year.
In a nod to his role as a flashy lawyer in Chicago? and to the resignation this week of Harvard President Lawrence Summers ? Gere sang to the tune of Razzle Dazzle:

"I could become a permanent resident, I could become your next president."
He also had to win the heart of a student costumed as a dragon, and put a blond wig and a white bra decorated with red baubles.



"I'm asking why I said yes to this," Gere said of the student roast. "'Cause we're all bozos on the bus. All of us, and especially in this world and in this country right now, the biggest bozo on the bus is actually driving the bus."

Gere won a Golden Globe for Chicago, and also has starred in Pretty Woman, An Officer and a Gentleman, and American Gigolo.
 
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