Rate my new gf Jessica

Static

Static

EOG Addicted
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

You donkey pinheads! Jealousy because my gf met a great man?
You have to defraud their meeting with LIES.

Where did your girlfriends go if you have any? To the zoo to meet a baby Elephant? roflmao
Or is their most proud meeting with a stripper pole??
 
Wilson

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Relax big guy, my Momma was the biggest whore before she had me but I don't hold that against her. People change, don't hold anything against your new girl friend from things she has done in the past.
 
Static

Static

EOG Addicted
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

?? :+clueless

They are saying things about Mandela and my gf. ALL LIES.
I am defending her honor. What is the problem??
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Static said:
You donkey pinheads! Jealousy because my gf met a great man?
You have to defraud their meeting with LIES.

Where did your girlfriends go if you have any? To the zoo to meet a baby Elephant? roflmao
Or is their most proud meeting with a stripper pole??
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:mutley
 
Static

Static

EOG Addicted
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

People like you imbeciles are the reason I'm on medication.
Chumps
 
texansfan

texansfan

EOG Master
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Now that I think about it I banged her a few months ago. I remember those panties, except they were on the floor and not her body.
 
G

Good grief

EOG Senior Member
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Static,

Please believe that there aren't 5 guys posting at EOG that could score a chick that good looking. You really think all these goombahs behind these keyboards are either rich or look like Brad Pitt? They are broke, fat slobs with nothing better to do with their time. Every poster at EOG, except Rogue Scholar, would love a shot at a girl like that. Believe that. You've done well. 91023i2ndw;l

Good grief you fat fucking losers are so full of shit.
 
BigDaddy

BigDaddy

EOG Master
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

i never said i was good looking and i know im fat.

i just rated the girl on what she really is.

i also told static i would love to hook up with her
 
NoNewbieca

NoNewbieca

EOG Dedicated
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

She has a nice ass. I think back to the general concept that "God gives women great asses when he doesn't give them tits". Being a tit guy, she doesn't show this part of her body - she cannot get higher than 6. But she's nice from what I see. Well done.
 
Static

Static

EOG Addicted
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Good grief said:
Static,

Please believe that there aren't 5 guys posting at EOG that could score a chick that good looking. You really think all these goombahs behind these keyboards are either rich or look like Brad Pitt? They are broke, fat slobs with nothing better to do with their time. Every poster at EOG, except Rogue Scholar, would love a shot at a girl like that. Believe that. You've done well. 91023i2ndw;l

Good grief you fat fucking losers are so full of shit.
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Why wouldn't Rogue Scholar want my girl?? Thank you Good Grief for the words.
You're right. They are hater queefdwarfs.
 
Static

Static

EOG Addicted
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

texansfan said:
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You think this is funny? Defacing my gf's picture by switching it with a cat. Texasfan you think people will believe this to be real?
Posters caught on after KingRevolver put her next to a fat guy.

If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one. Joke is on you.
 
Static

Static

EOG Addicted
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Poster KingRevolver and his girlfriend



How do you like that?? You think this is funny to do? Just maybe now you learned your lesson, imbeciles.
 
Static

Static

EOG Addicted
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Poster KingRevolver with his real girlfriend



Not so funny now KingRevolver?
Now your real picture will be all over and people will mock you like they did to me.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck??
 
BrickShitHouse

BrickShitHouse

2
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Static said:
Poster KingRevolver with his real girlfriend



Not so funny now KingRevolver?
Now your real picture will be all over and people will mock you like they did to me.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck??
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hahahahahahah holy shit thATs funny
 
diogee

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

haha great thread.

as for the chick...not bad at all. i'd hook up with her in a heartbeat or 2. :yay
 
texansfan

texansfan

EOG Master
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Seriously, nobody can be as dumb as this static character. That leads me to believe that he's either related to shantystar or this is another CC ghost along the lines of Wilson.
 
EL GUAPO

EL GUAPO

2
Re: Rate my new gf Jessica

Hey Static, can you hook El Guapo up with that sexy senorita? I have 14 inches of suasivo to deposit into her. If she had el sexo with Nelson Mandela El Guapo is a shoe in.
 
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