Why you guys run Dell off?

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If Vegas and Heat complete the set, every scenario clinched in the playoffs, multiple million dollar looks French and all the fresh J Money I special needs to cover every remaining realistic scenario. 72 roosters. 72. I'll spread them around sportsbooks but I will bet them all. $3600 minus whatever is cut because of caps.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I didn't get my 1-0 Celtics hedge last night. Paws. Let's hope Butler closes it out. If not, pretty much stuck but waste not want not. I don't want to Sammy Burns any more J Money.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
On a weekday. I am going to the Gym Jordan right before tippy and leave my phone at homedog. Game will be on television on the wall but will keep my eyes trained on the bimbos in yoga pants. I don't want to even follows.
 
Last edited:

Dell Dude

EOG Master
The Ladies are dropping in the Frenchy. 3 more today. Pinky has the 4th lowest odds. Butler gets it done, unbelievably clean look at 4-0 with Ryby. Would leave Mr. Rude for $1,400,000.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I'd rather Heat in 4 and Nuggets in 7 but sometimes it helps first game. Heat will be in form and Nuggets stale. Won't know until we know.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
If this goes to game 7, still a chance. That would mean Celtics played 5 she's perfect elimination games. Yes homedog advantage but doing it 6X may be too much.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
No Gym Jordan. Guilty please note. Rude and Ryby would still be $100,000 but because of the Joey bad boy context, not a walkoff. Minimum target is $1 millions.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I did the right thing declining to bet more Celtics. At some point you have to accept your fate. I'm not going to bet another $1.4 millions Celtics rooster.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Context reality check #1:

It's not Heat $1 millions or Celtics nothing. It's $1 millions or $100,000.

Context reality check #2:

Because Heat failed 2X to eliminate the Celtics, it could be $2 millions or $100,000.

I am taking advantage of the Joey bad boy curse and loading even more Jimmy Butler tickets into the fuck you Grandma golden briefcase. The ironic be best outcome is Heat in 7.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Bonus whore reality check:

I am loaded fantasy fag tickets. 235 Fagduel and the big payouts Dwaft Queen. If I win bigs Fantasy Fag and there is a game 7, can bomb drop all balls on Jimmy one last time and it will also be before the Frenchy...

$10 millions?
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
No emption. Only calm Cwissy strategy. Getting mads isn't going to help. If Fantasy fag and trophies find the water, bet something else. I have time and limited funds.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Like this, Jimmy. Like this.

Over 2.5 Goals +420
OVER/UNDER 2.5 GOALS
PAOK B v Iraklis
TOTAL WAGER $5.00
WON ON FANDUEL $26.00
PLACED: 5/26/2023 6:44AM MS


 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
This is another example of walkoff inflation. It started with winning the Pepsi Challenge by getting the A bottle cap. $500. Was going to get a Percy snowmobile. Now it's $1 millions minimum. Is this goods or bads?
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Chance to add to Heat.

Jarry $27
Tigers $61
Heat $139
Stars $306
(out of odor) Beaverball over $584
(out of odor) Beaverball over $1101
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I need the kunt to go to +2. Possible if the afternoon delight group gets wet. If not, I need Mr. Rodgers to make the kunt and chop with 5.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Frenchy draws. Alcatraz and Joker top vs all my walkoff bums bottom. I like it.

Alcatraz
Norrie
Isner
Titsy
Joker
Karen
Wa Wa

Rublev
Ruin
Fritzy
Rude
Sinner
Thiem
Meddy
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Ladies not as good but I still like it. she's perfect would be Maddy taking Sweaty out.

Sweaty
Barby
Maddy
Co Co Goof
Ryby
Titless
Jabber

Sukky
Maga girl
Bencic
Whorenet
Miss Garcia
Pinky
Slutty
 
Top