What about how his people dumbed dowm the graphs for him
Look at some of these charts,' he said. 'This one, right here, the United States is lowest…in numerous categories…lower than the world.'
'In what?' said an incredulous Swan.
'Take a look,' said Trump, handing the chart over.
Swan, a very good and well-prepared journalist, studied the chart quickly and forensically.
'Oh, you're doing death as a proportion of cases,' he replied. 'I'm talking about death as a proportion of population.'
'Well… well…' Trump stammered.
'That's where the US is really bad,' persisted Swan, 'much worse than South Korea, Germany etc.'
'You can't do that!' exclaimed Trump.
'Why can't I do that?' asked Swan, looking understandably confused.
'You have to go by the cases,' said Trump. 'We're last, meaning we're first!'