I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

just got back from visiting Windy at the club, we are going out friday night on a real date.

my wife will be out of town at her parents house with the kids.

i have not been this excited about a woman in my whole life.

i feel like i am dating a porn star with a heart of gold.

-eggs

This should be interesting. How much did you tip her before she said yes to the date?
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

just got back from visiting Windy at the club, we are going out friday night on a real date.

my wife will be out of town at her parents house with the kids.

i have not been this excited about a woman in my whole life.

i feel like i am dating a porn star with a heart of gold.

-eggs

Have a nice time, Egg Yolk. :+excited-
 

roseman

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

just got back from visiting Windy at the club, we are going out friday night on a real date.

my wife will be out of town at her parents house with the kids.

i have not been this excited about a woman in my whole life.

i feel like i am dating a porn star with a heart of gold.

-eggs


:hung
 

Egg Yolk Soup

EOG Senior Member
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

funny you should ask that . i told her i spoke to a few friends of mine and explained that my friends told me to be extra careful, and that she could possible be playin me.

she told me not to tip her again, and she bought me lunch, hows that for a real sweetheart?

i decided to ask her out after that and she said she would love to and kissed me on the farhead.

i'm bustin boys, i am bustin.

-eggs
 

andrew748

Banned
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

i found a picture of windy



certainly explains the name Windy
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

SHE KISSED YOU ON THE FOREHEAD OR FATHEAD?????
 

ShavenCoinpurse

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

That's awesome Eggs... Just wait till she says she is a virgin.
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

I would say that if you spelled forehead "farhead", you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed. This girl has you down as an easy mark.
 

Egg Yolk Soup

EOG Senior Member
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

I would say that if you spelled forehead "farhead", you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed. This girl has you down as an easy mark.

so im not the greatest typer in the world.

i am not an easy mark she bought my lunch and offered to pay and is even thinking the boob job money is a loan. just be happy for me guys, please save the jokin.

-eggs

i love the nuggets tonight .:smokesmal
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

as a loan?...shit most strippers would easily shell out a few bucks (buying lunch, etc..) if they knew the end payoff would be a couple grand

why dont u tell her to go get a loan from the bank instead...or better yet...have her put up some collateral...see how she responds to that?
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

There is a sucker born every minute and this girl just hit the jackpot. This story will not have a happy ending boys and girls.
 

roseman

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

No way this is for real. No one can be this naive.
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

Biff designed the above doll and highly recommends it.
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

WHAT HAPPENED TO EGG YOLK??

DID WINDY TAKE THE WIND OUT OF HIS SAILS??????

WONDER IF HE WASHED HIS "FARHEAD" YET?
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

No way this is for real. No one can be this naive.
I hope not but I'm going to post this in case it is.

Egg- You're going to fvck up your life if you are serious. Get away from this stripper for 2 months and get your head on straight
 

d ray

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

this reminds me of an episode of six feet under, when rico started seeing that stripper. i believe he fixed her leaky boob, or something to that effect. then lost his wife and kids for awhile.
 

detroitdennis

EOG Veteran
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

funny you should ask that . i told her i spoke to a few friends of mine and explained that my friends told me to be extra careful, and that she could possible be playin me.

she told me not to tip her again, and she bought me lunch, hows that for a real sweetheart?

i decided to ask her out after that and she said she would love to and kissed me on the farhead.

i'm bustin boys, i am bustin.

-eggs
EGG, SAVE THE MONEY THAT YOU WANT TO GIVE TO WENDY FOR HER BOOBS AND INVEST IN A DK ENLARGEMENT, CAUSE YOU HAVE NO BALLS......:thumbsup
 

roseman

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

this reminds me of an episode of six feet under, when rico started seeing that stripper. i believe he fixed her leaky boob, or something to that effect. then lost his wife and kids for awhile.

That was a good show. I remember that episode, she blew him in the car and they hooked up a a few times after that, but then she treated him like shit I think and kicked him out....

Egg, this is a great comparison. Though you may not be getting the action...
 

NoNewbieca

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

On 10/16 at 11:31 Egg Yolk worried about losing his wife and kids over gambling.

Now his biggest problem is fulfilling some stripper's dreams.

Entertaining, but probably not the path you want to go down.

Right on Jeff Jones. Eggs sounds like you should be focusing your attention elsewhere and thinking with something other than your willy. So she wants a boob job, but IF she ends up with you, you won't let her dance anymore. Why get the boob job in the first place then, if it isn't to improve her income potential? Of course she's acting sweet with you, she has a little one at home, and you're offering to pay her $$$ for nothing. Uh...YEAH!! You need to sort out your life. This free money that you won on the Red Sox should perhaps be spent on something for your own family.

Strippers are notoriously damaged people in many ways. They have a hard time connecting to anyone, and trusting for that matter. There is likely a lot of abuse in their past and dysfunctional households. Hardly to basis of building a life together. How would stripper react to your gambling?? Doubt that she would approve after she's danced all night to earn her pay. Watch her from the sidelines, get a lap dance every now and then, and head home to your Wife.
 

Egg Yolk Soup

EOG Senior Member
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

well this is just great, i go down to see Windy today and she was out sick, i have called her for the past 2 hours and get no answer, finally some dude picks up and hangs up after i ask to speak to Windy. i call back and finally get ahold of her an hour later and she said it was just her brother being overprotective.
 

ShavenCoinpurse

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

well this is just great, i go down to see Windy today and she was out sick, i have called her for the past 2 hours and get no answer, finally some dude picks up and hangs up after i ask to speak to Windy. i call back and finally get ahold of her an hour later and she said it was just her brother being overprotective.

Tell me you did not just write that. :LMAO :LMAO :LMAO

Dude, she is a STRIPPER!!!!
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

well this is just great, i go down to see Windy today and she was out sick, i have called her for the past 2 hours and get no answer, finally some dude picks up and hangs up after i ask to speak to Windy. i call back and finally get ahold of her an hour later and she said it was just her brother being overprotective.

Hate to say I told you so but I TOLD YOU SO...better yet...WE TOLD YOU SO. Fix your marriage or get out of it but give up Windy EYS.
 

Egg Yolk Soup

EOG Senior Member
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

people please show some respect, she is a woman first and farmost.

nothing has changed she just missed her shift and we are still on for our date. I was just sad I didn't see her today.

-eggs
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

people please show some respect, she is a woman first and farmost.

nothing has changed she just missed her shift and we are still on for our date. I was just sad I didn't see her today.

-eggs

You are sad because a stripper called in sick (more like she was on a coke binge) and a GUY picked up her cell phone. What family members pick your cell phone up?

Open your eyes man.
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

Now I'm beginning to believe this is a joke. No one can be this stupid.
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

well this is just great, i go down to see Windy today and she was out sick, i have called her for the past 2 hours and get no answer, finally some dude picks up and hangs up after i ask to speak to Windy. i call back and finally get ahold of her an hour later and she said it was just her brother being overprotective.


OF COURSE THAT WAS HER BROTHER, SHE ALSO GETS VISITS FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY, EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA CLAUS............

EGG DID YOU ASK HER WHAT SHE IS GOING TO DO AFTER SHE FINISHES COLLEGE??? SHE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WILL GO ON TO MED SCHOOL........
 

Egg Yolk Soup

EOG Senior Member
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

OF COURSE THAT WAS HER BROTHER, SHE ALSO GETS VISITS FROM THE TOOTH FAIRY, EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA CLAUS............

EGG DID YOU ASK HER WHAT SHE IS GOING TO DO AFTER SHE FINISHES COLLEGE??? SHE SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO WILL GO ON TO MED SCHOOL........

she has some nursing classes but she told me her real love is photography, if i buy her the breasts and nothing else happens i will get over it, this is just fun money for me. i figure it is worth the risk. just my red sox world series money.

-eggs
 

ShavenCoinpurse

EOG Dedicated
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

You aren't one of those guys that will be found with a dead stripper in his trunk are you? She called in sick from her shift at the strip club so you were calling her for 2 hours????? WOW, you got issues.
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

I'm officially declaring that this thread is a "bit."
 

Katie

EOG Master
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

don't do it. do you want to pay for boobs that some other guy may get the benefit from. :houra
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

she has some nursing classes but she told me her real love is photography, if i buy her the breasts and nothing else happens i will get over it, this is just fun money for me. i figure it is worth the risk. just my red sox world series money.

-eggs

Use your fun money on your kids man. What is wrong with you? This has to be fake.
 

Egg Yolk Soup

EOG Senior Member
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

Use your fun money on your kids man. What is wrong with you? This has to be fake.

my kids go to private schools i own a business and have a nice house, i love my kids, i am just not happy with the wife.

-eggs
 

rickdee

EOG Senior Member
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

man eggs open up those eyes... You might want to save the Red Sox winning's on a divorce lawyer.. Once the wife finds out you bought a stripper boobs no judge is going to rule in your favor!
 
Re: I am thinking of buying this dancer i met in the club a set of boobies.

man eggs open up those eyes... You might want to save the Red Sox winning's on a divorce lawyer.. Once the wife finds out you bought a stripper boobs no judge is going to rule in your favor!

I need to hire Windy to come and sell for me. She is a pro!
 
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