American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

GreenDoberman

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Courtesy of VFTW and DialIdol, needless to say I'm voting for #13 now:

Jim at DialIdol found out something hilarious that will inevitably affect this week's Idol show. When the producers set out to make their top 13, did they not realize they would need 13 phone numbers for people to call? 1-866-IDOLS-## is the general format for the number, but Idol only owns phone numbers 01-12. If you dial 1-866-IDOLS-00 or 1-866-IDOLS-13, you get a phone sex line that has "hot horny girls." A lot of parents are going to be angry if their child mistakenly dials the wrong number! Though Idol seems to be all about the sex this year, with the jokes and innuendos at an all time high (mostly Kara's fault).
So if Idol apparently doesn't have a 13th number, but they plan on having 13 contestants, are we going to have some lame twist where the judges save one of them or something? How many times can Idol jump the shark in one season?
 
GreenDoberman

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Current Pinnacle:

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GreenDoberman

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Some odds to be eliminated, don't forget it's Michael Jackson week supposedly.

courtesy of bet365:

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GreenDoberman said:
Courtesy of VFTW and DialIdol, needless to say I'm voting for #13 now:

Jim at DialIdol found out something hilarious that will inevitably affect this week's Idol show. When the producers set out to make their top 13, did they not realize they would need 13 phone numbers for people to call? 1-866-IDOLS-## is the general format for the number, but Idol only owns phone numbers 01-12. If you dial 1-866-IDOLS-00 or 1-866-IDOLS-13, you get a phone sex line that has "hot horny girls." A lot of parents are going to be angry if their child mistakenly dials the wrong number! Though Idol seems to be all about the sex this year, with the jokes and innuendos at an all time high (mostly Kara's fault).
So if Idol apparently doesn't have a 13th number, but they plan on having 13 contestants, are we going to have some lame twist where the judges save one of them or something? How many times can Idol jump the shark in one season?
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I have e-mailed the publicist at Fox for an answer on this interesting twist!
 
Wynn

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Anyone care to guess which Michael Jackson songs Michael Sarver or Megan Corkrey will attempt to sing? This could get ridiculously funny. No doubt, there will be plenty of material for GD though.
 
GreenDoberman

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I started my Idol "tailgate" party 2 hours early tonight. I don't think God meant for there to be a very tasty and drinkable $6 chardonnay, but Gumdrop or whatever it is called might be the one. This could lead to some Drunken Doberman rants tonight especially when the blind guy or Indian with no charisma or rhythm come out and bomb and the judges don't recognize.

Only thing is I am old and out of shape and this damn rotator cuff injury made it difficult to carry the entire case in from the car. Good thing I have a butler for these tasks.

Carry on.:+whipping
 
GreenDoberman

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I am now drinking heavily...and hoping they eliminate two every weeks.
How the manage to continually lower the bar every week is beyond me.
:hangt
 
wrigley

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Game Over Adam has to become a -400 or more fav after that
 
GreenDoberman

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American Idol Season 8- Final 13- March 10, 2009

Each week the two hours of American Idol is usually enough to make me seek escape. More often times than not, the bottle is my solace to numb the pain of flat pitches, desperate fame whoring, and scripted diatribes. Recently my liver has told me that perhaps discretion may be the better part of valor and it is necessary to find a new from of escape to dull this aching that is know as Idol. When times are tough and people need an escape, the cinema can often carry us away to enchanted and faraway places. So pack your bags and smuggle in some popcorn, ?let?s go to the movies!?- American Idol style.

Instead of ?12 Angry Men? this year we are faced with 13 finalists. Have no fear though as we will have a double elimination somewhere along the way so as not to further prolong our agony. The Academy Awards have Hugh Jackman as their host, Idol has their own host who jacks men, if you believe the rumors, Ryan Seacrest. Obligatory ego-stroking of the judges to start. There they are: dawg, durr, drunk, and dick. The previews are over, the lights have been dimmed. It?s showtime.

Let?s get the semantics out of the way. 1) Two people are going home tonight. Bye-bye, man?s man. 2) Tonight?s theme is songs by a creepy pedophile. Yeah, this show is ?Bad?.

Lil Rounds, aka ?Rear Window? (have you seen that booty) is leading off the show. When she speaks she sounds about as uneducated as ?Fantasia?. Lil, let?s be honest there is nothing ?lil about her ass, is hoping to be one of this year?s ?Dreamgirls?. Miss Rounds gives a thoroughly uninspiring rendition of ?The Way You Make me Feel?. Honestly, I feel sick and kinda gay right now watching this. Can we just crown Lil honorary LaToya London/Melinda Doolitle/Tamyra Gray/Jennifer Hudson shocking diva elimination around the last 3 or 4 and move on?

The walking ?Saturday Night Live? skit is up second, Scott McIntyre. Simply put Scott lacks the vocal chops to come close to winning. I highly ?Doubt? he even comes close. Blind Melon McIntyre is going to have to use his ?Sixth Sense? and his piano skills to stay alive (stayin? alive, stayin? alive). Scott is apparently going for the blind and deaf vote tonight as his singing is gong-show worthy. Of course, they will no doubt play up the sympathy factor for him but it will be a hollow act of ?Defiance? as he clearly has no shot. (LOL at the moron odds makers putting him anywhere near low odds, he?s closer to a million to one than 10 to 1.)

Up next is ?The Dark Knight? Danny Gokey. Contrary to rumors he will not be singing ?Pet Sematary? or ?Dead Calm?. Hokey Gokey actually thinks he can pull a David Cook on us and change random stuff up. What an absolutely horrible, hideous church worship performance in a completely bad way (just so I?m not misinterpreted here) of ?P.Y.T.? All that was missing from that train wreck was Whoopi Goldberg and the nuns from ?Sister Act? singing backup. After that it looks like I?m going to need another ?Cocktail?.

Here comes our ?Midnight Cowboy? Michael Sarver. Unless he shocks us it will be ?Goodbye, Mr. Chips? and back to ?Nashville? or whatever B.F.E. town he is from. The thing I like about the man?s man is that he at least recognizes he?s not that great and doesn?t run around dancing like an idiot or try and sing stuff that is out of his range. Was it great by any means, hell no. But the fact he?s not delusional, whoring out family members, or singing ridiculous runs makes him the first to avoid the wrath of the Doberman. Nice job, man?s man, nice job.

Jasmine Murray was almost ?Gone With the Wind? before last week?s wild card show saved her. The Mississippi southern belle is breaking out another of her pageant numbers with ?I?ll be There?. Jasmine tries to go the ?Little Miss Sunshine? route but falls completely flat on any challenging notes. If cuteness earns votes, she has a chance. If vocal ability is the determining factor, she?s got all the promise of the blind guy. Simply put, she?s no Jordin Sparks. At this stage, she?s Lisa Tucker. ?Strange Days? indeed.

Kris Allen is from Conway, Arkansas. These intros are worse than a visit to the dentist?s office. Kris is channeling the ghost of Jason Castro past and breaking out the acoustic guitar for ?Remember the Time?. Will this be his shining moment or will it be his ?Misery?? It?s a bit quirky and forced but the teenybopper crowd will love his subpar John Mayer-esque performance. Seems a nice enough guy. Seems pretty forgettable as well.

The ?Dumb and Dumber? references are too easy for Allison Iraheta. Time to go to the milk bar for Idol?s version of ?A Clockwork Orange?. Bitch stole the Bathroom Girl?s cover song, ?Give in to Me?. Oh you don?t dare go there with me (Bathroom Girl is sacred ground in Doberville). Allison seemed to be singing a completely different song and it was more disjointed than Michael Jackson at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. I have never been more perplexed and underwhelmed. Well, at least until the next singer goes on.

Anoop, the most boring guy they try to make interesting, Desai is on now for those still conscious. For those not conscious, I?m envious. It?s almost like ?Slumdog Millionaire? Idol knows that at some point the?s going to have to break out the Sanjaya antics. Anoop doesn?t come from a broken home or have a sob story, ergo he has no chance. Anoop-Dogg is rocking, ok more like bowling alley karaoke-ing, ?Beat It?. Props for borrowing the member?s only jacket from PO69, no props for singing the entire song off-key. Move over P-Diddy, Anoop is a ?Dead Man Walking?.

Whore-gay is challenging the Idol Karma Gods by singing a song with the word ?Goodbye? in it. Nice racist touch by the Idol producers giving his brother subtitles in the intro even though he is speaking perfectly good English. Jorge is gayer than Sean Penn in ?Milk? and he gives off that crazy Cruz vibe of ?Vicky Cristina Barcelona?. It sounds rather cruise-ship and a bit off-key but he still can sing unlike other male contestants (are you listening Scott and Anoop?). Not his best by far, but then again everyone on this show sucks so it?s par for the course.

Megan Corkrey is Idol?s ?Rebel Without a Cause?. She can distinguish herself from the crowd by actually singing well. Lofty goal on this sewer of a show to be sure. Will Megan be able to ?Walk the Line? and advance? Let the pimpage of Princess Corkrey begin. Single mom angle with a shot of divorce for the win. ?Rocking Robin? is obviously a Michael Jackson standard?in Idol-bizarre world. Her stage fright translates to quirkiness and awkward dancing but she is the only voice that has any semblance of depth on the show. May as well trash her and get rid of her and remove any semblance of talent.

Wilkommen to Adam Lambert?s ?Cabaret?. Sorry ladies, boys only in this club. FFS, the ?Changeling? is singing ?Black or White?. It is the second of no doubt an infinite string of ridiculously theatrical over-the-top performances from ?Psycho? Adam. If he keeps going at this rate, the blow job pictures won?t even be necessary. Paula?s comments say it all: dipduhgidbahladeefackshipzipblah. Indeed.

When did Justin Timberlake get Down?s Syndrome? Oh, that?s just Matt Giraud. Someone should probably tell him his hat is on crooked. Matt thinks he is a ?Jazz Singer? when in reality he?s just that lousy guy playing for tips at your neighborhood bar. Sure hope he gets college credit for this abomination. It?s about as soulful as a Southern soul food restaurant in Salt Lake City. Woop-dee-doo, he plays ?The Piano?. Not even that well.

How appropriate on Michael Jackson night that they close the show with Macaulay Culkin singing in drag. Alexis Grace doesn?t look like she?s spent many nights ?Home Alone? and that ensemble makes her look more like an ?Easy Rider?. Stellar intro piece, her family is white trash and she?s a whore. That will get the sheep voting. Any minute now the tequila and Xanax will kick in so I?ll keep it brief. She?s an unattractive whore and a mediocre singer to boot.

Fade to black. Roll credits.
 
wrigley

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The rule change most are thinking is the judges will get to give one person in the bottom 3 immunity each week.
 
Mr. Smith

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these people suck, this show sucks

Lilly Round- zzzzzzzz

putrid the "talent" is so bad they have to go nuts over someone singing subpar dressed like some 1985 Miami Vice show extra reject

thanks Simon for a little reality with the comments.

kinda blind guy- Stylists need to give him a makeover. Elliot Yamin and others have gotten them, this guy needs one really bad.

This is probably the most dull mono singing Ive heard on the show. Just useless. Another zzzzzzz. Was that singing or spoken word? I don't know.

more commercials :pop: did I mention these people suck? I am supposed to look forward to the dead wife pimp guy and Michael Sarver? :whino:
 
GreenDoberman

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Mr. Smith. Do yourself a favor and either DVR it or just turn it off. Trust me it doesn't get any better. At all.
 
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Dead-Wife Danny- Very bad disco type impersonation of Michael Jackson. Suitable for a free show in a lounge at the Riviera Hotel and Casino. Actually not good enough for that.

Paula loves it. Another bad sign. Dumb woman sheep judge also likes it. another bad sign.

That was awful. Next.....

Certainly will be pimped though.

yup, pimpage from the judgetards complete.

Working and Family Man Michael Sarver- Apparently a favorite of oil rig voters.

There was no one else they could have sticked in the top 13?

Not bad singing, but I think I already forgot it. Next.......
 
GreenDoberman

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Sadly Man's man was probably top 3 of the night. He's the only one who didn't look completely ridiculousness. Wait til you get to the Indian guy and My Little Dumb Red Pony.
 
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wrigley said:
Game Over Adam has to become a -400 or more fav after that
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Do you think the teenage girls who vote the full two hours will do it for a flaming homo? Any Adam sucking on a guys weenie show up on the web and he will make a quick exit.
 
GreenDoberman

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Wrigley got a little overexcited for theater boy there, caught in the moment. Can't even steal top votegetter from Undertaker Danny.

I was watching with a music teacher who was like "wow, Adam is good". I said wait, rewound it and said just listen. She turned silent. Other than his Steven Tyler screams and his Jesus Christ Superstar antics, he's as limited as my vertical leap vocally.
 
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BCTTWR said:
Do you think the teenage girls who vote the full two hours will do it for a flaming homo? Any Adam sucking on a guys weenie show up on the web and he will make a quick exit.
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Good Point :thumbsupThats probably why there changing the rules
 
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GreenDoberman said:
Wrigley got a little overexcited for theater boy there, caught in the moment. Can't even steal top votegetter from Undertaker Danny.

I was watching with a music teacher who was like "wow, Adam is good". I said wait, rewound it and said just listen. She turned silent. Other than his Steven Tyler screams and his Jesus Christ Superstar antics, he's as limited as my vertical leap vocally.
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Be interesting to see the updated odds but I just learn about his internet photos so Danny has to become the favorite no way will weenie sucking make you a american idol
 
Mr. Smith

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Next up

Jasmine Murray- Still here despite bombing in a very huge way when had the chance to be voted in and had been heavily pimped beforehand. I guess they need more than 1 black girl, so Jasmine is still here. Should never have even been on the wildcard show.

This should be awful.....


have not read Kady-Haters comments posted, so am posting my own without any influences.

Yup, starting out awful. Will not be easy to pick a winner this year, they all suck. Could be like betting on Taylor Hicks, dont worry if there is any talent, just figure out who the votetards like.

The crowwd is going wild, meanwhile she butchered the "glory note" so to speak. After being boring, she misses late, sheep in the crowd likes it. judgetards like it. judgetards have to find things to like in this talentless group I guess. judgetards and the show are responsible for this mess. These are the people they pimped, these are the people they put through.

where are the plants? other than Mrs. Pacitti-Plant, they could somewhat sing. Making them much better than this lot of fucking losers. Krusty Lee Whore and Fightin Carly, where have you gone? 2938u4ji23
 
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Wrigley,
WSEX has the updated interactives a bit. Will look at them after the show airs, they usually pause them.

Miles to go before we sleep.

Mr. Smith,
Bitchface Kady may have actually had a shot against this lot. She would fit right in with the talentless theme.
 
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Kris Allen- Who? He was voted in. No, really, he was. 14 year old girl text message voters want their money back, he is married. And not even to a hot chick. Hot guy stock dropping

No idea what to say about this. It isnt making me sick, which is a plus from earlier stuff. Nothing good or interesting about it.

Paula really seems fucked up tonight. Its a rollercoaster with her. Sometimes she seems on the wagon, other times.......


Dum Dum Iraheta- zzzzzzz. nothing else to say.

Paula and Dum Dum having trying to have a conversation is priceless. Best entertainment of the night.

Dont cut yourself Dum Dum.

Paula and Kara have loved every contestant.

more commercials, then more embarrasing bad contestant than Sanjaya, up next. He really is.

sure to be pimped.
 
Mr. Smith

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GreenDoberman said:
Mr. Smith,
Bitchface Kady may have actually had a shot against this lot. She would fit right in with the talentless theme.
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fucker.

Kady is a sweet girl who Simon called super-talented.

everyone knows that is dead on.
 
Mr. Smith

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Anoop Fucking Idiot- Should have been gonged last week. It was so fucking awful I personally did gong it by flipping the channel halfway through. Horrible "dancer". Talentless boring singer. It was a colossal Idol bad performance. Got madly pimped, audience loved it. oij213490

Ever stylish Anoop sings dreadfully yet again. Less goofy dance moves but managed to make a compete fool of himself all the same.

Anoop is wearing some drab brown sweater, untucked shirt, big goofy sneakers.

Maybe the worst top13 contestant ever. Audience loves him. I weep for this country at times like this. I really do.

:dogtoilet
 
Wynn

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GD, that was a truly inspired review and one of your all-time classics. Thanks again for giving us some unforgettable lines:

- "The Academy Awards have Hugh Jackman as their host, Idol has their own host who jacks men..."

- "Lil, let?s be honest there is nothing ?lil about her ass..."

- "Scott is apparently going for the blind and deaf vote tonight..."

- "...it was more disjointed than Michael Jackson at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch."

- "Wilkommen to Adam Lambert?s 'Cabaret'."

- "When did Justin Timberlake get Down?s Syndrome? Oh, that?s just Matt Giraud."

- "How appropriate on Michael Jackson night that they close the show with Macaulay Culkin singing in drag. "

It's time to get some sponsors and start your own website.
 
GreenDoberman

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Spot on Malloy, spot on. He made Blind Melon into Amadeus in one fell swoop. Who the fuck needs a contestant with both parents in this competition. Bring on the fatherless whores and sob stories!:hangt
 
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Wynn,
Glad you enjoyed. That's what it is here for. I had to press on a few of those references but wanted to put my AFI top 100 viewing to good use. Thought up that Seacrest line watching Australia the other night. Only thing I got out of that 2 hours and 45 minutes of my life.
 
Mr. Smith

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

break in the 'action"

time for a Kady Malloy pic. We love ya Kady, at least in the Mr Smith household, but this isnt even one of the bitchface pics. Cheer up.

I will eat more greens tomorrow. I am inspired. Maybe drink some milk too or something.....


<CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER> </CENTER><CENTER>:+excited-</CENTER>
 
Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Jorge Something Something- Much like Simon, I don't even know this contestants name. Wait, I thought of it.....


Ricky Ricardo Lite- Very light. Dare I say a gay performance?

Never say goodbye. disagree.

Why did we ever say hello?

Couldnt Felicia Barton still be on the show?

oh yeah, he was voted in.

need to double barrel the beers now :3dcasquettecanette:


this is painful to watch :deadhorse:
 
biggamer3

biggamer3

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Am i the only one who fast forwarded Lil Rounds when she was on (i DVR the show)

She is so ordinary, i dont get what everyone else hears that makes her miles above anyone.

PS ADAM was a pure pro up there against kids.

He wins this thing easily, he is still +200 at WSEX, very good odds
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

yeah, that's not a bitchface. That even scared my invisible imaginary pets that I don't have.91023i2ndw;l
 
Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Big Love Corkery- If she wore that outfit she is wearing in a strip club, I would end up broke. That is a total strippers outfit she has going on.

Like Fightin Carly, her right arm is dying.

I thought Corkery could sing, what the FUCK is this?

rockin robin is a Michael Jackson song?

put her though please. We need one hot chick.

do the Corkery?
 
Wynn

Wynn

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

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Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Adam Lambert- Frog's boyfriend up next. Doberman is very upset and jealous Frog claimed him first. Eventual catfight on the board here looming over that.

I liked it. Liked the song. Good singer, stands out in the shitfest.

Paula is about to have a nervous breakdown on camera.

Judgetard pimpage way way over the top. I guess since they pimped a lot of the shit performances, they had to find another level of pimpage for a performance that did not completely suck ass
 
GreenDoberman

GreenDoberman

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Froggy can have him. I claimed Corkscrew Corkrey from pre-day 1. You know a bitch with a sleeve tattoo is a fucking freak. Plus you could clean her up a little and pretending you were banging Reese Witherspoon in "Cruel Intentions" or "Election". If that isn't the definition of American Idol, I don't want to be cool. Isn't singing and stage presence basically irrelevant on this show by now anyway?
 
Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith

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Re: American Idol 2009- Season 8 Thread and Discussion

Justin Timberlake Wannabee- What the fuck is that goofy hat?

How did this person even get a wild card berth, much less put through?

He was so fucking awful without his piano prop.

Yup, his singing is picking up right where it left off.


Actually, if you just listen to the voice, it might be worse this week.

just completely fucking awful.

Paula likes it.

Its just getting worse as it goes on, then the creepy bad notes ending

these fuktard judges have wrecked the show. they put these people through. these are the ones they like, so they talk them up. they still suck.

where the fuck is Hayley Scarnato? can we put her in from now on as a wildcard re-entry? I need something to watch.

how about Big Kat?

Kellie Pickler? funny girl!

Kady?

Carrie?

Kendall Underwood-Smith?

something to watch?

man these people suck

Bi-sexual Adam-lover Frog's girlfriend Alexis up next....
 
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