Memo to Johnny Vanilla:
We got a problem here at EOG. We have a guy who posts like an 11 year old who has just learned how to masturbate.
Incessantly......constantly.......everywhere!
Now JK...... I understand you are a guy who doesn't like hard-fast rules....who is basically a libertarian at heart.....who likes to give posters a gentle nudge rather than a kick in the ass.
But you have something called a BEST BET thread. The object is for posters to list their BEST PLAY for that day.
Not 2 or 3 plays......not bonus selections when the first pick goes down.....and certainly not endless piles of shit that emit from our prodigal 11 year old.
Members check into the thread, and they want to see what our esteemed group of handicappers like for the day.
What they don't want is to read 19 consecutive posts from a guy who has very little to say in terms of interesting conversation.
Now I may be wrong on this.....Dell Dude appears to have a following (albeit limited) who thrill to his every word. But I have to think that more people are finding it to be a pain in the ass to have to skip over all the bullshit especially in a thread that calls for ONE best play.
So therefore, I offer this solution. Give him his own thread......put it at the top of the Forum....and make it in bright red so nobody can miss it. He can then post all he wants.....everyday.....all day........and his fans can go right to the thread to read his brilliant observations, analysis, YouTube offerings, and whatever the hell else motivates somebody with nothing to say..... to just keep saying it.
He can also use the thread to kill you, Winky, Computer Bob, Kane, and now me......all he wants.
It is a WIN-WIN for everybody.
I respectfully ask for you to give it some thought.
Because right now this guy is worse than a houseful of termites.
We got a problem here at EOG. We have a guy who posts like an 11 year old who has just learned how to masturbate.
Incessantly......constantly.......everywhere!
Now JK...... I understand you are a guy who doesn't like hard-fast rules....who is basically a libertarian at heart.....who likes to give posters a gentle nudge rather than a kick in the ass.
But you have something called a BEST BET thread. The object is for posters to list their BEST PLAY for that day.
Not 2 or 3 plays......not bonus selections when the first pick goes down.....and certainly not endless piles of shit that emit from our prodigal 11 year old.
Members check into the thread, and they want to see what our esteemed group of handicappers like for the day.
What they don't want is to read 19 consecutive posts from a guy who has very little to say in terms of interesting conversation.
Now I may be wrong on this.....Dell Dude appears to have a following (albeit limited) who thrill to his every word. But I have to think that more people are finding it to be a pain in the ass to have to skip over all the bullshit especially in a thread that calls for ONE best play.
So therefore, I offer this solution. Give him his own thread......put it at the top of the Forum....and make it in bright red so nobody can miss it. He can then post all he wants.....everyday.....all day........and his fans can go right to the thread to read his brilliant observations, analysis, YouTube offerings, and whatever the hell else motivates somebody with nothing to say..... to just keep saying it.
He can also use the thread to kill you, Winky, Computer Bob, Kane, and now me......all he wants.
It is a WIN-WIN for everybody.
I respectfully ask for you to give it some thought.
Because right now this guy is worse than a houseful of termites.
