A horse named "Fauci"

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Opening Day of the spring meet at Churchill Downs will be Saturday, May 16.

Racing will be spectator-free until further notice.
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Only trainers, veterinarians, grooms, exercise riders and farriers will be allowed access to Churchill Downs tomorrow.

At 210 pounds, I'm too big to be an exercise rider.

Dr. John Kelly (DVM) could work.
 
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blueline

EOG Master
you can be a hotwalker....go to the stablegate say you want to work...a trainer will hire you and you will have your Kentucky license that day and you can go see live racing
 

mr merlin

EOG Master
Only trainers, veterinarians, grooms, exercise riders and farriers will be allowed access to Churchill Downs tomorrow.

At 210 pounds, I'm too big to be an exercise rider.

Dr. John Kelly (DVM) could work.
Lie about your weight on the application, when you go for your interview suck your gut in.
 
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blueline

EOG Master
he has good form walking that one...you can get lazy and drop your right arm if the horse is easy going
 

TheGuesser

EOG Dedicated
Horse should give an honest effort, run straight and true. Probably run into alloy of trouble by dumber animals impeding his trip.
 

jasson621

EOG Dedicated
He will be a dirt sprinter one day and be sure of it and next month be convinced he is a turf router(he is positive this time), and he definitely races with a Kan't see back bridle.
 

Bigrunner

EOG Master
84,000 dead. 1.4 milliin cases. Dr. Fauci says these numbers are most likely understating the actual counts. By as much as 50%.

Dumb Dude predicted 777
Railturd predicted 1,200

Their sourcing is Fox News and Raiders.
 

Bigrunner

EOG Master
im from a Blue state bigrunner and proud of it, you know that. but still ok to have a little play on words in these trytrytrying times....chill

I don't get your play on words. No one responded to your play on words? I thought my play on words was solid.

Horse, stable Genius, pissing Lysol.

A stable genius would inject his horse with Lysol. Especially is the stable genius was President Lysol and his horse was Dr. Fauci.

Will you explain your play on words?
 
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