Going to a strip club is a c*ck tease.
BINGO!
So I go to Strip Club. The dancers there make me feel like the sexiest man alive. So they can get me to spend more on them. I spend a few hundred, get all "excited" then leave and go home to be with myself or with someone who doesn't look at all like the dancer and might even be asleep when I get home so now I have no way of "relieving the tensions" I built up at the Club.
NO THANKS! My monthly car payment is $265. I'd much rather save that amount for the payment then blow it (no pun intended) at the Club and then leave wanting to "take matters into my own hands" - which I coulda done at home for free.
Having said all that: About 10 years ago I went to some Strip Club with Jennifer Korbin (Google her). EVERY SINGLE DANCER THERE PAID 100% ATTENTION TO HER AND 0% ATTENTION TO THE 5 GUYS SHE WALKED IN WITH!
A few dancers took her to the back and did private dances for her going a lot further than they would have done with us - and I doubt they even charged her anything