Damn FancyPants

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Just spent a wonderful weekend visiting the one and only ComptrBob in northern Nevada.

Sports betting was the central topic of our many lively conversations.

Discussions involving simpler and less important subjects included world peace, the pursuit of happiness and the meaning of life.

We both celebrated a fortuitous victory last Sunday night with the Ravens +4 over the Chiefs.

Kansas City quarterback Patrick Mahomes threw an inexcusable interception late in the third quarter with his team ahead by 11 points to swing the game's momentum in favor of the home team.

A late-game fumble by the normally-reliable running back Clyde Edwards-Helaire, the first of his NFL career in 207 carries, gifted the game to Baltimore.

Final score: Baltimore 36 Kansas City 35.

Bob is a true numbers man.

No wager is placed until he calculates his advantage in the game.

My favorite story about Bob's work history involves his trio of career pursuits.

Bob first studied at the University of Washington to become an aeronautical engineer before launching a wildly-successful 40-year career in computer programming.

He picked up a serious interest in sports betting about 20-25 years ago and he's been using his extensive mathematical background in statistics and probability to beat the numbers at CRIS and Pinnacle ever since.

When asked about his most demanding profession, Bob says aeronautical engineering and computer programming are processes that can be mastered.

He finished with this sobering statement, "Without a doubt, sports betting is the most difficult challenge I've ever faced."

Oh yes, why the thread title "Damn FancyPants?"

It involves the only downside to my time spent with ComptrBob.

I was invited to visit Bob at his five-bedroom home in Sparks where his downstairs office serves as his sports betting headquarters.

He enthusiastically showed me spreadsheets featuring detailed research involving parlay-card odds and other assorted recordkeeping material.

To take it all in, I sat down in a chair next to Bob.

Though I've known Bob for more than 15 years, I've never talked about my severe allergies involving cat hair.

Unfortunately, Bob never informed me I was sitting in the favorite chair of the family cat, FancyPants.

My eyes are still tearing up more than 12 hours after leaving Bob's home.

Damn FancyPants.
 
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Good stuff. Hey Bob, next time i'm around Reno lets get together and commiserate about the state of the Husky sports program? Would enjoy spending some time discussing modeling and love of the challenge of sports betting as well.
 

mrbowling300

EOG Dedicated
Fantastic story and adventures you have JK. Would love to chat with ComptrBob one of these days. Seems like a fascinating person, especially considering my numbers background too.
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
Good stuff. Hey Bob, next time i'm around Reno lets get together and commiserate about the state of the Husky sports program? Would enjoy spending some time discussing modeling and love of the challenge of sports betting as well.

Fantastic story and adventures you have JK. Would love to chat with ComptrBob one of these days. Seems like a fascinating person, especially considering my numbers background too.


Bob's a great guy.

He restores your faith in people and the concept of good life decisions leading to good life outcomes.

It's a privilege to call him a friend.

His significant other, Sarah, is a lucky girl.
 
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John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
You're certainly not allergic to the WNBA.


The 2021 WNBA postseason begins Thursday.

The New York Liberty backed into the playoffs as the #8 seed on Sunday.

They were rooting for both the Mystics and Sparks to lose on the final day of the regular season.

They hit their two-teamer.
 

Ray Luca

EOG Master
When asked about his most demanding profession, Bob says aeronautical engineering and computer programming are processes that can be mastered.

He finished with this sobering statement, "Without a doubt, sports betting is the most difficult challenge I've ever faced."

This
 

boston massacre

EOG Master
Most of the ladies now play for the other team.

I remember when Sue Wicks of the New York Liberty came out of the closet.

She was the only admitted lesbian in the league.

The year was 2002.


Always Thought Sue Bird Was Smoking Hot, All The Way Back To Her Days at UCONN.

Then She Settles Down With Rapinoe ??????????????
 

ComptrBob

EOG Master
Bob's a great guy.

He restores your faith in people and the concept of good life decisions leading to good life outcomes.

It's a privilege to call him a friend.

His significant other, Sarah, is a lucky girl.

Always great to spend time with JK, however I need to educate him with respect to kickbacks, as he always keeps wanting to pick up the tab for our meals.

I tell him that's not the way its supposed to work. :)
 

ComptrBob

EOG Master
If all went according to plan, JK traversed most of the country and bought a last minute, bargain ticket to tonight's Wings/Sky WNBA game.

Watching now on ESPN2, its halftime Sky leads 44-29. I'm switching to Thursday Night Football.

Have a good time JK. :D
 

mrbowling300

EOG Dedicated
Always great to spend time with JK, however I need to educate him with respect to kickbacks, as he always keeps wanting to pick up the tab for our meals.

I tell him that's not the way its supposed to work. :)

That's been my experience too with JK.....next time we meet up, I'm going to definitely pick up the tab!
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
If all went according to plan, JK traversed most of the country and bought a last minute, bargain ticket to tonight's Wings/Sky WNBA game.

Watching now on ESPN2, its halftime Sky leads 44-29. I'm switching to Thursday Night Football.

Have a good time JK. :D

Spent too much time at Prairie Meadows to make it to the WNBA playoff game.

The sports book at Prairie Meadows, a Caesars Palace book, does not use betting numbers.

The parlay bettors call out their 10-teamers by name.

Ugh.
 
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