Dell Dude Press Conference

[Dell Dude]

Will check what roosters I had this asshole previously.

 

[Dell Dude]

So I McFeely somewhat bettor you bet. All McFeely roosters were short term and graded. Non had more than 1 other win. Can check again but I see nothing pending. Still. Not good. Fuck that asshole Booger. Missed putt after putt after putt after putt including simple 2 putt birdie on a paw 5.

That's a wrap folks. Redskins killed late action. There is 1 rooster where I can get 2nd win so not quite done. No more deposits. I'm tired of it.

 

[Dell Dude]

49ers for $60. Whatever.

 

[Dell Dude]

Without prompting like John Zieger to 6 years old Diana, Tiger jumped on the table as McFeely was measuring his putt. I went from 99% sure he would make it to 100%

 

[Dell Dude]

Yashar doesn't do comedy but is obviously satire.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1860735873303900171

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1860791544799699090

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1860821904753410440

 

[Dell Dude]

Eagles, under, AJ Brown touchdown.

 

[Dell Dude]

Joke league. Shouldn't even have to challenge. Should be auto.

 

[Dell Dude]

fg is good if not AJ. I only want him touchdown.

 

[Dell Dude]

Eagles top Lions threat.

 

[Dell Dude]

Won't show but very beginning when asswipe Costas guessed wrong on opening kickoff then tried to act like everything is cool.

 

[Dell Dude]

If I lose, I hope Rams win.

 

[Dell Dude]

7 Stafford points from a she's perfect first half.

 

[Dell Dude]

48.5 I have dirty hooker pawtection.

 

[Dell Dude]

What a stupid play. Everybody is trying to imitate Arizona State coach.

 

[Dell Dude]

Explain to me what the idiot Eagles coach was trying to do? If run out 7 seconds, scramble and throw. That was a QB run.

 

[Murphy’s Best]

Great question much like Dillingham trying to finish off BYU….

 

[Dell Dude]

Just like that, trending over.

 

[Dell Dude]

Was a $15 bet off a $5 soccer over. Whatever.

 

[Dell Dude]

Watch another endzone PI.

 

[Dell Dude]

Now avoid Oh Henry.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fuck you. $25 on over. I will survive to MNF either way.

 

[Dell Dude]

I don't mind giving back $25. Have to pawtect myself from NFLe fucknuttery.

 

[Dell Dude]

Like that.

 

[Dell Dude]

$15.00
TOTAL WAGER
$104.92
TOTAL PAYOUT

$25.00
TOTAL WAGER
$58.75
TOTAL PAYOUT

 

[Dell Dude]

I wish I would have hedged more but $25 was correct #.

 

[Dell Dude]

Los Angeles Chargers
Moneyline
Over 50.5
Total Match Points
LA Chargers Defense
Any Time Touchdown Scorer

 

[Dell Dude]

over 4.5 goals refresh. Last field goal kickers game on the board.

2-0, 68'

 

[Dell Dude]

If I am kane and able and I get a good line, I am always hedging. Anything can happen in this silly league.

 

[Dell Dude]

Rooster

Bucks coup trophy
Dolphins (Lions odds too low)
Alabama (live if they get in)
Justin Thomas Yes Masters

 

[Dell Dude]

I have to go over automatic bids and other selection criteria. First of all, Alabama has to win impressively. Wipe away that embarrassment last night. Then they will either be #12 or #13. Look at what the seduction committee pulled last year to get them in. They are no longer elite but nobody else is either so if they get in, they have a chance. 40-1 is a pounce just like Notre Dame 40-1 after they lost to a .

 

[Dell Dude]

Oregon
Ohio State
Penn State
Indiana
Texas
Georgia
3 more conference chanpions
Notre Dame

2 spots available.

 

[Dell Dude]

Let's give 1 to Miami/Smu loser. 2 losses.

 

[Dell Dude]

Alabama would be #12. What could fuck them is if Texas A&M wins the SEC championship game. Then they'd have to bump Miami/SMU.

 

[Dell Dude]

I don't think there is any question the committee would fuck a 2 loss SMU.

 

[jimmythegreek]

Dell Dude due for a big week upcoming. Maybe the extended Friday CFB and Thursday/Black Friday card will turn things around.

 

[Dell Dude]

Good.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1860949059336556871

 

[Dell Dude]

The restraint of Putin is remarkable. Everything else has failed to provoke him.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1860921452998066414

 

[Dell Dude]

Strategic this weekend. Conference longshots then corresponding games required to make it happen.

Penn State
Clemson
Texas A&M
Baylor

Final shoot it fat boy.