Dell Dude Press Conference

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1849964422825115727

 

[Dell Dude]

Rutgers game not until 11 pm EST. What up with that.

 

[Dell Dude]

I am not hyping it. Trump is on an orange trajectory to win the Poppy Harlay by 3-5 and win 6 or more extra states. 11 Jason Days so that could change but it is looking good. Possible extra states:

Colorado
New Mexico
Minnesoda
Miss Virginia
Maine
New Hampshire
UCONN
New Jersey

 

[Dell Dude]

Let's flip it around. If I was advising Kamala, I'd focus on North Carolina and Pennsylvania. Go all coconut balls out. Forget about Miss Virginia and other vulnerable states. Forget about Wisconsin and other blue wall states. Too late to do anything about it. Win North Carolina and Pennsylvania then pray that is enough. Trump would have to run the rest.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1849967966160306470

 

[Dell Dude]

Oh.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1849909221061480701

 

[Dell Dude]

What did I post about Scotty Pressler, mikey?

 

[Dell Dude]

Those aren't Republican registrations and they ain't Republican ballots. I hope they nail his twanny ass.

 

[mr merlin]

What did I post about Scotty Pressler, mikey?

wrong, that specualtion is false from what I've heard, had nothing to do with pressler as all the registrations are from 2 months ago.

 

[Dell Dude]

I still don't trust him.

 

[mr merlin]

 

[Dell Dude]

No thank you. I'll wait for clips.

 

[Dell Dude]

Not going to get over. Need rl or just a series win.

 

[Dell Dude]

Do it, Ohtani.

 

[Dell Dude]

Fuck you, chink.

 

[Dell Dude]

BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!

 

[Dell Dude]

DODGERS -1.5 & 8.5!!!!!

 

[Dell Dude]

Rutgers for she's perfect Rebecca Black.

 

[Dell Dude]

Sleepy if USC touchy.

 

[Dell Dude]

No $265,000 but even 2 wins is a nice chop. Most likely -$650. I'd rather lose $650 than give a $6.50 tip to some asshole.

 

[Dell Dude]

Dodger rl still rooster win. 2-1.

 

[Dell Dude]

Checking LAD. This not to bad.

4 Picks Parlay +1559150
Penn State, BYU, Georgia, Pittsburgh
Open
Wager: $5.00 To Pay: $77,962.50

 

[compaqdork]

DODGERS -1.5 & 8.5!!!!!

i ask myself in your decorated rooster punter career, how many walkoffs RL's you have won. usually the other way around. bloop and a blast always goes against you. grandma lurks around the corner for Halloween. be alert sir

 

[compaqdork]

assford sighting. row 5

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850006738076041693

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850163727774961771

 

[Dell Dude]

If they try to assassinate him again, it will be the MSG rally. Hillary gave the brat girl signal to go with her despicable nazi comparison.

 

[Dell Dude]

That's what I'm afraid.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850180299805593768

 

[Dell Dude]

If Kinky was a girl and not ugly.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850183192705470758

 

[mr merlin]

If Kinky was a girl and not ugly.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850183192705470758

Prob 70% of them went there expecting Beyonce to perform, she talked for 4 min and walked off, lots of pissed off people this morning.

 

[Dell Dude]

Relax time. Rest of cc went to YW. Use it or lose it. Interest hits Monday.

 

[Dell Dude]

It is above 1%.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850253677485051926

 

[Dell Dude]

3 way line. I'm not good at these so just a reference.

Legitimate +250
Staged +5000
Conspiracy -250

 

[Dell Dude]

If it was staged, media will never report it. They work for the people who would have staged it. I can't shake my sus. This and Jan 6. Was clearly a trap and Trump played a vital role.

 

[Dell Dude]

Someone will go. Prisoner's Dilemma is undefeated.

 

[Dell Dude]

 

[Dell Dude]

I still have a 1-0 chance tomorrow. Tonight:

Sparty and over
LSU
Penn State
Dodgers and over

 

[Dell Dude]

Threat.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850305399548952645

 

[Dell Dude]

I got some of the $650 back with Stafford. I don't regret it. No scared J Money.

 

[Dell Dude]

Vanderbilt still not dead.

 

[Dell Dude]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1850304046692794679