EOG SOFTBALL BRINGS HOME THE GOLD!!

The Players Union denies any involvement in the abduction of the opposing Pitchers', First Basemans' and Left Outfielders's families several hours before the game.

We futher had no involvement in their subsequent release shortly after the game was over.

We wish all the familes the best except for the First Baseman's youngest son. Little bastard has some set of teeth... errr... forget about that.

When is the next game and what is their starting Third Baseman's home address?
 
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