EOG's Best Bet thread for Monday, September 9

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
#1
Post your BEST BET of the day for Monday, September 9.

This thread will be a daily feature at EOG.

Follow the rules listed below when submitting your selection:

1) Post ONE play only (All plays are risking x to win one unit OR risking 1 unit to win y)
2) Include betting numbers with current price and available sports book
3) Do not edit your play or it will be graded as a loss

Contributors with profits of five units or more are highlighted in boldface type.


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4625 0-2 -2.20 UNITS
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allin1 10-3 +8.30 UNITS
Almost Allright 74-62-2 +10.34 UNITS

Arnold Zwiffel 26-22 +0.15 UNITS
asportsguy 283-276-6 -39.20 UNITS
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BigDaddy 32-12-1 +14.07 UNITS
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Bigrunner 19-30 -10.34 UNITS
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bimmercando 2-0 +2.00 UNITS
BipolarJJ 2-2 0.00 UNITS
bishqqq 64-76-2 -15.27 UNITS
blueline 513-516-11 -57.10 UNITS (PGA: Brooks Koepka +200 to win the FedEx Cup; NFL: Chicago Bears OVER 9 wins -105 and Arizona Cardinals UNDER 5 wins +110; NFL prop: Chris Carson to record the most rushing touchdowns at 30/1; NCAAF: Missouri OVER 8 wins -148, Texas UNDER 9.5 wins -145, Florida UNDER 8.5 wins +115 and California UNDER 5.5 wins +110; Joe Biden +665 to win 2020 presidential election)
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bmiller 96-121-5 -17.58 UNITS
BoDallas 2-1 +0.90 UNITS
Bohannon 2-0 +2.50 UNITS
bomzee 158-189-8 -25.83 UNITS (New York Mets at 60/1 to win NL pennant and 60/1 to win the NL East)
bookbraker 87-70-2 +12.97 UNITS
Boys911 71-27-1 -6.04 UNITS
Braves2629 8-6 +1.50 UNITS
Brayden11 284-313-8 +4.75 UNITS
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Brick 5-5 +2.12 UNITS
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BrockLanders248 12-3 +9.57 UNITS
brokerstip 6-9 -3.15 UNITS
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Bushay 11-13 -2.24 UNITS
carolinakid 3-1-1 +1.90 UNITS
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CecTheFleece 27-31 -7.77 UNITS
Cent'Anni 3-2 +0.80 UNITS
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cheapseats 102-67 +5.81 UNITS
chickadee 4-6 -0.93 UNITS
Chi_Dorothy 1-1 +0.57 UNITS
chips1031 1-1 -0.34 UNITS
ChiTownJoe 17-18-1 -1.93 UNITS
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Claramente 10-12-2 -0.93 UNITS
Cristiano 2-0 +2.00 UNITS
Curbes Lurb 18-23 -6.03 UNITS
Daddy Fourbucks 1-1 0.00 UNITS
Dan Tanna 1-2 -1.00 UNITS
DeadBishop 9-8 +0.15 UNITS
Dell Dude 58-567-2 -159.74 UNITS (Hillary Clinton at 10/1 to be indicted by 2020)
dfish 117-117-4 +3.08 UNITS
DFSRookie79 21-19 +0.94 UNITS
dilaudid8 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
Diogenes 29-26 +0.39 UNITS
Discreet Cat 84-130-1 -31.86 UNITS
dj destroyer 2-0 +2.35 UNITS
dogball 4-12 -6.48 UNITS
Dog Player 1-2 -1.10 UNITS
Don Eagleston 10-6 +3.80 UNITS
Doug Gottlieb 3-4 -1.40 UNITS
d-p 1-2 -1.32 UNITS
Drinkyourmlkshk 93-78-7 +7.70 UNITS
DrunkenGoon 18-19 -3.16 UNITS
dustdevil167 13-16-1 -4.49 UNITS
Dutch 52-43-1 +4.55 UNITS
E$ 305-331-11 -20.40 UNITS
eb765 3-3 -0.30 UNITS
EdTheStatMan 32-30-1 -1.41 UNITS
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El Chapo 26-37 -9.24 UNITS
el greco 2-7 -5.05 UNITS
elsantoyo 21-9 +10.80 UNITS
E-Money712 3-4 -1.56 UNITS
ERBtheGREAT 42-27 +9.46 UNITS
EyeOnMVC 21-24 +1.60 UNITS
Factorial 14-13 +0.60 UNITS
FairWarning 20-36-1 -20.67 UNITS
Fezzik 29-16-2 +11.12 UNITS (NFL prop: Chicago Bears at even-money to miss the postseason)
Firehorn 18-16 -1.47 UNITS
Fishhead 67-102-3 -33.65 UNITS
flip flops 5-5 -0.36 UNITS
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focker 1-0 +1.40 UNITS
Foreleft 51-37-1 +2.43 UNITS
fourthand26 1-1 0.00 UNITS
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Franklinmint 32-31-2 -2.99 UNITS
Gabe 28-9 +7.37 UNITS
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Gotcha 0-1 -1.20 UNITS
gravy 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
groovinmahoovin 1-0 +1.10 UNITS
GusGreenbaum 7-8 -2.55 UNITS
Hangover 73-65-5 +1.00 UNITS
Harold Fuller 6-1 +5.12 UNITS
hcskip 28-20-1 +6.63 UNITS
Heim 478-402-19 +60.38 UNITS (corrected figure)

Heisenberg 70-76-9 -14.65 UNITS
Hey Bartender 6-6 -0.58 UNITS
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High Times 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
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holadai 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
howid 3-1-1 +1.61 UNITS
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Idiot #1 1-1 -0.10 UNITS
Immanuel Kant 2-1 +0.90 UNITS
Inkwell77 14-21-1 -7.93 UNITS
insomnia 2-3 -1.30 UNITS
IWishIWasAPro 45-37-1 +1.66 UNITS
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James D 4-3 +0.62 UNITS
Jammer 17-20 -7.57 UNITS
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Jb777 16-17 -3.02 UNITS
jeffksu 4-4 -0.36 UNITS
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Jimmythegreek 770-832-20 -137.94 UNITS
joeturner 8-17 -7.95 UNITS
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JoeyGesus 2-1 +0.94 UNITS
John Kelly 822-739-35 -5.18 UNITS
Johnny Knuckles 13-23 -16.64 UNITS
Johnny LaRue 9-8-1 -1.55 UNITS
JRock7997 0-2 -2.00 UNITS
Junkyarddog47 8-5 +2.70 UNITS
justintalk 0-3 -3.20 UNITS
Just Luck 93-75-2 +3.65 UNITS
kainhouse 21-12 +7.98 UNITS
kane 413-396-18 +22.69 UNITS (NCAAF: Texas Longhorns UNDER 9.5 wins -120; NFL: L.A. Chargers to qualify for the playoffs -200)
KevinStott11 110-74-6 +8.54 UNITS (NFL: 481-482 Raiders-Broncos UNDER 43 -110)

kraken 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
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kinosh 6-4 +1.64 UNITS
lap18 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
lastyle7 25-15 +7.64 UNITS
Lawrence Orbach 10-12-3 -3.25 UNITS
Lefthook 1-1 -2.62 UNITS
Mad Tiger 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
Mafioso 24-24-4 +4.60 UNITS
Makers 1-0 -0.15 UNITS
ManchesterUK 32-45-1 -10.74 UNITS
maxo 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
meldrone 0-1 -1.55 UNITS
Micelli 2-3 -1.30 UNITS
michael777 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
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Mighty Maron 8-8 +0.97 UNITS
mikekeenan 2-1 +1.00 UNITS
minah 21-16 +3.00 UNITS
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Mizuno 11-12-1 -1.80 UNITS
Moldoveanu 28-96 +35.64 UNITS
Mosier 0-2 -2.20 UNITS
mrbowling300 44-55-3 -12.60 UNITS
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Mr_KLC 2-0 +2.00 UNITS
Mr. Pink 162-284-4 -8.01 UNITS
mr merlin 14-14 -1.70 UNITS
MrTop 327-325-6 -22.74 UNITS (St. Louis Cardinals +950 to win the NL pennant)
Mrs. Seer 40-47 +5.93 UNITS
msudogs 8-7 +0.26 UNITS
munson15 26-37 +11.12 UNITS
 
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John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
#2
nedrow9 263-364-4 -36.33 UNITS
Neveragain 184-175-9 +10.21 UNITS
njdave 89-91-4 -8.99 UNITS
No Coincidences 0-1 -1.10 UNITS
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NowshesmyRuca 213-217-8 -23.99 UNITS
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nydoc 4-8 -3.50 UNITS
oneman 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
ouch 3-2 +0.40 UNITS
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parlayguy 6-11 -5.70 UNITS
parlaynow 82-117-4 -23.38 UNITS
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Patrick McIrish 74-58-2 +9.25 UNITS
pbovi 23-133 +13.75 UNITS

peach 30-45-1 -11.02 UNITS
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picksproprospector 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
Pick Savvy 49-48-3 +2.29 UNITS (New York Mets at 250/1 to win the NL pennant)
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pinnacle420 3-10-1 -8.81 UNITS
pippy 11-14 -4.62 UNITS
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pocketheadies 101-105-3 -3.67 UNITS
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pro analyser 37-41 -6.88 UNITS
PtSpreadHijinks 72-60-3 +16.11 UNITS
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pudgeman11 126-114-9 +7.52 UNITS
Quantum Leap 5-5 -0.40 UNITS
Railbird 136-86-2 +60.08 UNITS (N'keal Harry at +1750 to win the Offensive Rookie of the Year award; Two units on Saquon Barkley +450 to post the most regular-season rushing yards; Tulsi Gabbard at 40/1 to win the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination; Donald J. Trump +144 to win the 2020 presidential election)
RAININTHREES 228-216-17 +28.72 UNITS

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royboy 3-4 -0.40 UNITS
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Scooper 51-38 +8.35 UNITS
Scratch 0-2 -2.20 UNITS
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Seanie Mac 8-9 -1.78 UNITS
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sharky99 76-73-8 -6.37 UNITS
Sharp Square 13-18-1 -6.24 UNITS
sherwood88 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
shooterman 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
skullf 1-2-1 -1.20 UNITS
Slaythebook28 1-2 -1.20 UNITS
Sleepy 35-47-1 -18.87 UNITS
Slippery Pete 10-9 +1.72 UNITS
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smartymarty 4-2 +1.45 UNITS
smartz 29-33 +2.15 UNITS (UFC Fight Night 160 on 9/28: Jack Hermansson -205)
Sol Diablo 1-0 +1.00 UNITS
splooge 0-2 -2.39 UNITS
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Sport Sullivan 7-8 +6.95 UNITS
SpottedCow 3-1-1 +1.90 UNITS
SSI 2-5 -3.60 UNITS
stevek173 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
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tbird 18-20 -3.61 UNITS
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TEXED 64-56-3 -0.81 UNITS
ThatNegroJ 3-1 +1.94 UNITS
Thebrush5 9-14-2 -5.10 UNITS
thecentaur 0-1 -1.03 UNITS
thekeyman 0-1 -1.10 UNITS
TheGuesser 1-0 +1.40 UNITS
Theodore Bagwell 1-1 -0.05 UNITS
TheOnlyP 1-2 -1.00 UNITS
TheRef 47-29-2 +11.52 UNITS
TheShow33 10-11-1 +4.15 UNITS
The Seer 46-70 -5.41 UNITS
The Wizard 0-1-1 -1.35 UNITS
Timetopay 3-2 +0.70 UNITS
tnvolfan 5-6 -3.06 UNITS
Toby Tyler 162-136-7 +27.00 UNITS
TonyMar 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
TrailerParkBoys 0-1 -1.26 UNITS
trytrytry 205-398-8 +11.44 UNITS
ttaylor89 39-47-2 -2.81 UNITS
turksure 57-67-2 -14.09 UNITS
tvrw34243 115-104-8 +0.73 UNITS
UkbetTips 2-1 +0.90 UNITS
UNSPRTNGBHVR 11-2 +8.31 UNITS
Valuist 148-129-10 +5.17 UNITS

Vegashtrain 17-16-2 +0.20 UNITS
Vegas Sharp 22-24-1 -2.11 UNITS
VEGAS VERN 3-0 +3.05 UNITS
Vegas Vic 38-43-2 -4.62 UNITS
Viejo Dinosaur 37-27-2 +10.54 UNITS
Viet 2-0 +2.00 UNITS
Vinnie Vegas 3-7 -2.90 UNITS
vitalyo 2-1 +0.90 UNITS
waco 103-76-3 +22.13 UNITS
Wade 2-7-1 -5.70 UNITS
wantitall4moi 0-2 -2.27 UNITS
Way-E-Waz 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
Waz 0-1 -1.00 UNITS
wheat king 12-10-3 +1.42 UNITS
Willy Loman 20-20 -0.85 UNITS
Winkyduck 555-749-39 +10.77 UNITS (Saturday Sept 14: Leicester City +0.5 +112; Man City First Goal in Mins 1-10 +320 & Man City to beat Norwich City and BTTS +115 & Man City/Norwich Ov4 +102 & Man City/Norwich City 1h Ov 2 +150 & Man City/Norwich Ov4.5 +158; Mariners U70.5 RSW +125; Robert Kraft to be suspended 5-8 weeks +125; Raiders RSW U6 -125 and Julio Jones Most Reg Season Rec Yards +750 and Dolphins to have NFL's Worst Record +200; Sheffield United to finish DFL in PL +300; Brighton to be Relegated +185; Sunderland to Win League One +400)
wirelessjava 1-2 -1.22 UNITS
wiskers 254-365-11 +8.44 UNITS
Woodrow Wilson 54-36-1 +16.77 UNITS

X-Files 0-0 0.00 UNITS (Miami Dolphins -1250, Arizona Cardinals -650 and Cincinnati Bengals -650 to NOT make the NFL postseason)
yisman 546-362-21 +21.53 UNITS
ZzyzxRoad 396-359-15 +6.54 UNITS
 

KevinStott11

EOG Senior Member
#7
>Posting Monday for Saturday; lay the 7 while you still probably can

Saturday, September 14, 2019140 Navy -7 -117 (BookMaker)

3:30 pm EDT/12:30 pm PDT (CBSS)—Good morning East Carolina, I am back for a second-helping. Yes, Navy (3-10 SU, 6-6 ATS in 2018) lost many players, but I am backing both the recent Trend and applying a straight East Carolina (3-9 SU, 4-7 ATS) Fade in this spot at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium (FieldTurf) in Annapolis, MD where the hosts will be rested after playing FCS Holy Cross is Week 1 where they marched 75 yards on their first possession and scored en route to a 45-7 win. The Middies had 14 dudes rush the ball and their leading Receiver had 2 catches.

This boring Slog n’ Flog reminds me of my youth. Our Pop Warner and High School teams seldom dared to throw a Pass, opting for the Wishbone and other Rush-oriented formations. I was a (starting) WR on an undefeated Pop Warner team and never had a single Pass thrown to me or a route designed. And I was faster than the wind and had hands like Biletnikoff and my man Edelman. Why have Teeth if your only drink shakes? A Ball’s born to be in the air. C’mon man.

Navy is 3-0 ATS the L3 meetings with EC, making the Pirates walk the plank in 2016, at EC, 66-31 (NAVY -7½), at Annapolis in 2015, 45-21 (NAVY -4½) and at Greenville back in 2012 by a 56-28 score (EC -3½). So, the Middies not only covered those L3 meetings, but did so by 27½, 19½ and 31½ points. We never see the Pants or Shirts we are wearing when we Dream.

The King Rat may change from season to season, but the usual suspects are always in the mix, and East Carolina (9-27 SU, 9-24 ATS L3 years) is one of them and we chose to fade the bastards with the first NCAAF pick of the new season (NC State -17) in this sacred spot of the Internet where dudes like Heim, Kane, Jimmy the Greek, Valuist, Heisenberg and Patrick McIrish trade information and try to keep each other sharp. (My Cat Louie Smudge feels TryTryTry is a wonderful name but his favorite easily is Drnkyourmlkshk.)

The Pirates lost 34-6, and showed that over-analyzing who came and went from the Roster often isn’t as big of a factor as is the Conference in which the teams play, expectations and past, semi-recent results. Remember when Rutgers Football was good for a minute? In Week 2, God bequeathed Gardner-Webb on EC, and the Pirates plundered the poor Bulldogs, 48-9 in Greenville.

EC is 2-8 ATS in its L10 lined games, covering ATS only against AAC foes Tulane and lowly UConn last season. Navy L9 of 10 to end 2018 but the Midshippopotami have W4 straight ATS and are 5-1 ATS their L6. Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh! Farewell to foreign Shores, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay; Through our last night ashore, drink to the foam, Until we meet once more, here's wishing you a happy voyage home!

The L6 BE$T BET$ I have offered up are 6-0 (USU-NMS, USU-UNLV, USN-NM, USU-HAW, ND ST-COLG [SportsbookReview, 2018] and WASH ST-NO COL [eog, 2019) and have seemed like a cut above, and my first instinct is that this may be at that level with the line at 7 (Open, Sunday). But not now. Maybe a Blue ($77/70 to $55/50) level serious play and one definitely worth chirping to others about, but not at that elite Purple level like I thought when I saw this game in the Don Best Rotation and Marc Lawrence Playbook. I am still debating where, for whom and why I want to Work for the next 30-40 years or until all hell breaks loose here on Planet Nerf. Besides myself.

So Navy will Rush the fuck out of the ball and EC will try to establish a Passing game. Throwing the pigskin against Gardner-Webb at Home is one thing, but trying to do so vs a rested Navy team waiting at their Home is a different story. My handicapping feel is that the kids from EC will not be thrilled traveling to, and playing in this game. This will be a primarily Black team from a conference playing a mostly mixed team—who are Independent but united by their service for the USA like Air Force and Army—if we can still say simple things like that and not have everyone’s Undes get up in a bunch. Navy was more disciplined with the ball in 2018 (-0.23 TPG in 2018) than EC (-0.83, T-#119 FBS).

Senior QB Malcom Perry and junior FB Nelson Smith are quality players at Navy and should have decent days against EC as the team looks to rebound from its worst season since 2012. EC’s Defense will be put to the test here, and with the Pirates ranking #120 of 130 FBS teams (37.3 ppg), Navy should score 5 or 6 TDs and get 2 FGs in this Home spot with EC lucky to get 4. Anchors aweigh you freaks. I thought double-digit opening line with the game being played at 550 Taylor Avenue. We will fade EC again until the Oddsmakers realize they are better than 2018, but still not a disciplined or Defensive team.

Navy 41 East Carolina 27


Member’s Note: I always write this weird shit aimed at the world and not at the eog Best Bet thread readers. When I am chirping about Phones, it’s about Society and this gradual 20-year change we’ve seen and not anyone specific I have seen. I avoid people these days. And I may be deemed an expert from Time and Experience by some, but I have always been a Recreational gambler and Agnostic (religiously) and a Weed guy and a Smartphone and [R] basher from Day One. I am sorry, but at least I am consistent. I remember seeing these little 3-inch plastic Smartphones at CES back in 1992 and saying it was cool that they were making them that small because “it will be easier to shove them up your ass” to my co-workers. Look at the size of your index finger. And then look at the size of a button on the phone. It’s like using a Thimble as a Condom, bruh. Fuck small. Give me usable, sister. Better yet, give me nothing. I’ll activate this motherfucking Jitterbug flip phone when World War III starts soon.
The World began to really end when Smartphones became the thing. It’s great (in your mind) that you can now bet or shop at a stoplight, but do you really have to do something every fucking second to pretend you’re in the mix? (We’re all in the mix.) We have become speedy Rats in an endless Rat Race and the Pace the FedEx and UPS guys have reached now speaks volumes of this. One day all UPS and FedEx drivers will be as speedy as Michael Johnson. Remember when douchebags said GoogleGlass would be a thing? Bring on a Meteor...
I don’t talk Politics in threads here as it is an endless trap, but I seem to be addicted to bashing Smartphones, the new Electronic Pet of the Millennium and this current political reality. People spend less time with their actual Pets and Children and become more agitated because of SmartPhones. And The Internet always puts them in 24/7 Let’s Go!-Game Mode. Slow down. I turn this machine (Computer) off for hours now to try to get perspective. Then I see that fucking Orange Man on my TV and remember we’re fucked and turn it back on and write to escape the madness. It helps some. Then I get up and stretch and see a big bag of chicken garbage that’s been sitting by a generator for 7 days now. Fuck these lazy maintenance twats. Avoid the garbage, but always be aware of your Smartphone. New ownership, same stupidity. Bag o Chicken Count: 11 Days.
Every motherfucking generation before the Baby Boomers had a routine based on the Sunlight and a 9-to-5 work concept—and going and being Outside for the most part—getting as much done when The Sun was out, a creator of Heat and Light (to see), was Life. Now, the Internet and Smartphones have made Sleeping a seemed luxury to so many, and this natural Circadian Rhythm we have had as Humans forever has suddenly been zapped and replaced with this Techno vibe. People will now be tired forever. And tired isn’t sharp. They’ll also stay inside.
So nobody will ever have to pay attention again and everyone now has a license to look down at their Irradiation Machines like Monkeys in that Cocaine experiment. Unless the secret to Life is on that little screen, y’all look so stupid. (The Secret to Life is that there is no Secret to Life.) But you PhoneFucks are like 99.9% of the population and I am the 0.01%. Still, fuck off. People walking through intersections, looking down at these Smartphones are the worst. Who cares if I get hit by a fucking car? I have Texts to read. I am extremely close to ramming people for sport. Wow. My bad. I appear crazy. Anyway, there is Context, Moderation, Scale, Decorum and Dignity still out there hiding in corners. There’s devolution, and then there’s this state...


 
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kane

EOG master
#20
sept 15th 266 NY GIANTS +2 -110 (early bird local)
Have to do some more thinking on this one, but I'm liking the Giants as well, Bills 2 on the road means they would be laying 8 at home, Dallas was laying 7, this line should be a pick or the Giants a slight favorite IMO, if I don't take them + the points, I'll throw them in a tease, GL
 

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
#26
Pinny

Man City/Norwich Ov5.5 +352

Looking at all of my TBD plays - it should be very clear and obvious what kind of game I am expecting Saturday between these 2 sides. And trust me - I am far from done with plays on this game. By the time it kicks off I will have at least 7 different plays on the game and maybe even 8+. I will either looks really smart or really stupid when the game is over.


Updated: Counting Mariners U70.5 RSW +125 as a WIN - they need to go 13-5 to beat me. THAT AIN'T HAPPENING!

Winkyduck 556-749-39 +12.02 UNITS (Saturday Sept 14: Leicester City +0.5 +112; Man City First Goal in Mins 1-10 +320 & Man City/Norwich City 1h Ov 2 +150 & Man City to beat Norwich City and BTTS +115 & Man City/Norwich Ov4 +102 & Ov4.5 +158 & Ov5.5 +352; Robert Kraft to be suspended 5-8 weeks +125; Raiders RSW U6 -125 and Julio Jones Most Reg Season Rec Yards +750 and Dolphins to have NFL's Worst Record +200; Sheffield United to finish DFL in PL +300; Brighton to be Relegated +185; Sunderland to Win League One +400)
 

brokerstip

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#27
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Man City/Norwich Ov5.5 +352

Looking at all of my TBD plays - it should be very clear and obvious what kind of game I am expecting Saturday between these 2 sides. And trust me - I am far from done with plays on this game. By the time it kicks off I will have at least 7 different plays on the game and maybe even 8+. I will either looks really smart or really stupid when the game is over.


Updated: Counting Mariners U70.5 RSW +125 as a WIN - they need to go 13-5 to beat me. THAT AIN'T HAPPENING!

Winkyduck 556-749-39 +12.02 UNITS (Saturday Sept 14: Leicester City +0.5 +112; Man City First Goal in Mins 1-10 +320 & Man City/Norwich City 1h Ov 2 +150 & Man City to beat Norwich City and BTTS +115 & Man City/Norwich Ov4 +102 & Ov4.5 +158 & Ov5.5 +352; Robert Kraft to be suspended 5-8 weeks +125; Raiders RSW U6 -125 and Julio Jones Most Reg Season Rec Yards +750 and Dolphins to have NFL's Worst Record +200; Sheffield United to finish DFL in PL +300; Brighton to be Relegated +185; Sunderland to Win League One +400)
I like how you are pretty much parlaying about 7 bets in the Man City match as best bets on an individual day.
 
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