EOG's Grand Challenge presented by BetDSI (ABUNDY is our October contestant)

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Fuck you, Bundy. Wrong thread. Happens when I go to X and come back to the thread I was reading. I'll leave it up to possibly represent the first and only winner in this stupid thread. Walz is a gay pedo.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
(RING)

JK: Goodbye and welcome to the EOG sports forum hotline.

TEX: Hi, JK. TEX. The site is down. Can I give you my play?

JK: You are disqualified DELL DUDE. Please lose this #.

TEX: I'm not Dell Dude. This is TEXED. Site is down. I need to make a play for Saturday. Give me USC -14.

JK: EOG security has been alerted. I will not tolerate telecommunication threats. You have been warned.

TEX: I don't know what's going on but I checked the box. If USC loses, this phone call never happened. Thanks, JK!

JK: You are a BAD DUDE. There will be CONSEQUENCES for this blatant attempt to coerce and intimidate John Kelly. Hello!

(click)

(RING)

TEX: Hello?

JK: Newspaper.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
JK: Goodbye.

TEXED: WAZZZZUP JK!

JK: DUDE?

TEXED: Naw man. Texy. Just chillin drinking a bud betting Ohio State -18 -110 Pinnacle. What bout you?

JK: I am currently relaxing, drinking a diet Pepsi and reading NEWSPAPER.

TEXED: True. True. Let's get Computer Bob on the line.

Bobby: Hello?

TEXED: WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUP!

Bobby: WAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUP!

TEXED: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bobby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

JK: Newspaper!

TEXED: Yo Woodrow! Pick up the phone!

Woodrow: Yo. I already won my survivor play the game isn't until Sunday! WAZZZZZZZZZUUUUP DELL DUDE!

TEXED: WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUP!

Bobby: WAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUP!

TEXED: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Bobby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

JK: DUDE?

TEXED: Naw man. Texy. Just chillin drinking a bud betting Ohio State -18 -110 Pinnacle. What bout you?

JK: I am currently relaxing, drinking a diet Pepsi and reading NEWSPAPER.
 

Woodrow Wilson

EOG Dedicated
Saturday results:

Colorado State +1 W
Texas / Oklahoma UNDER 50.5 W

Toledo -9.5 L
Illinois -19.5 L

Beat the closing lines with both losing selections.

Pending:

Kentucky -13.5
 

Abundy

EOG Veteran
Play 13 will be. Wait I think I hear Adele warming up her vocal cords.The fat lady hasn’t sung yet. I will post play 13 shortly
 
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