EOG's Grand Challenge presented by BetDSI (WADE is our January contestant)

Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
No matter what happens with this or in the future, I am an epic poster who has done epic things - good and bad. I stand alone!
 
Wade

Wade

EOG Master
Mr Kelly, my Georgia play should be a push since they didn't play that day.

NCAAF Virginia Tech +10 -109
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
What will it take to make my Georgia play a push, Mr Kelly? I am willing to go all balls out.

Please keep your balls in your pants, Wade, and I will keep mine.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
2 plays, day 3 and already fucked up. Yet he will get another month this year and probably before fall.
 
O

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EOG Dedicated
Has anybody noticed that when our friends with more liberal political views get an opportunity to play the Grand Challenge, they make their selections, and do it without cheating, creating drama or claiming victimhood?

But when our MAGA friends (Railbird, Dell Dude, Wade, etc) get their chance, things quickly turn into a shit show.

And that doesn't even include Computer Blob who frequently cheats his ass off making in-game selections in the Best Bet thread,

Just saying.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
I am going to have a final writeup of my bogus challenge misadventure. Check the thread this weekend. No AI or Gronk. I write my own stuff.
 
O

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EOG Dedicated
Thank you, Mr. Kelly for allowing Wade to kick off the year in the Grand Challenge.

The Wade character is the "Fredo Corleone" of EOG.


"I can handle things. I'm smart! Not like everybody says....like dumb....I'm smart and I want respect."


As an avid EOG reader, I am still hoping that this is all an act.
 
Dell Dude

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Dell Dude said:
Alright. The time has come. Closing post. I am going to keep it as short and pithy as possible. Not interested writing a novel. Would need a book deal.

When this stupid contest ended September 1 and JK DQ'd me like everybody knew he would, that was it other than the post contest fuck you's. I was not going to recognized as joining the EOG Bogus Challenge club and I was not going to get paid. 4 months later, if you had me winning the challenge and getting paid, congratulations. Your J Money is waiting for you at the EOG cashier's window. If you pawlayed it to the poster dogball paying me the $1000 prize, you've just walked off!

This howid we get there.

I became enraged at Woodrow Wilson stabbing me in the back and I hate stalked him in the Circa Survivor thread. Only reason I opened it. Not my contest. No interest. But Woodrow had a fake entry so wanted to get my revenge by taunting him after he got bounced.

Dogball was also in the contest which was nice but not my motivation until doggy messed up and posted his entry name for like 5 seconds. That was enough for me to find it. I probably would have anyway. Not very creative using dog in the name. Once I knew his entry I began following his picks and he defied badbeat gravity like I think 5 times. Tampa Bay pussy coach goes for 2, out. Broncos make chip shot field goal, out. Then of course howid bout those Cowboys. 3 miracle wins including Leon Lett sequel.

Eventually doggy's Andrew Lucky ran out and Cowboys got him right before Christmas. But dogball appreciated my support so much, he offered me a $150 free play. I used it on my 4 be best playoff teams. The rest. As they say.

To post dogball was an unlikely poster to give me a $150 free play is about the same as posting Kinky becoming MAGA. doggy and I were never friends with benefits and that was before he didn't appreciate my wrong poster God joke. Our relationship looked to be dead. Then this meme actually happened. dogball became the Jew that is paying!


I have defied the odds and won the bogus challenge with an 18-12 record. 18 was the 4 playoff winners: Penn State, Arizona State points, Ohio State, Notre Dame. And I got paid $1000 prize. Why did this happen? howid did this happen? Do you believe in multiple 100-1 coincidences?

JK is an atheist and Computer Bob probably is as well. I'm not. I think God found out what happened and maybe looked at my life and betting history and decided to right a wrong. It took a lot of manipulations to get to doggy to give me $150 free play but He made it happen then I'd like to think I made it happen. I don't need or want any help with the games. I want to earn it and I did.

Perhaps you, JK, and you, Computer Bob, should step back and after fucking yourselves in your faces, think about maybe changing your ways. JK is still a young man but Bobby is a seasoned citizen. I don't think your calculator will save you when you are asked why you didn't count KC postponed game a winner for me but counted Georgia official next day for Wade.

Thread CLOSED other than music video choice.
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