I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Ok people I am a seasoned professional gambler residing in the luxurious city of Chihuahua, Mexico where I run my medical practice. I have received numerous awards and citations for my work here and have a long list of patients whose lives I have saved, sure along the way I may have killed a few but medicine is not an exact science at times. Although I make a good portion of my income playing poker I gamble on sports quite a bit and my parlay selections are second to none.

I welcome any questions you may have regarding gambling or of a health nature and will try and answer them in a timely fashion. I will return shortly if anyone needs help as I am off to pick up my kids although I don't remember where I left them, anyways Kinkos is about to close so with that I wish you all well and hope you can learn from my years of Wisdom.

MexicanMedic
 
trytrytry

trytrytry

All I do is trytrytry
Re: I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

what do you think of prebiotics Doc?
 
Tuckman

Tuckman

Uh Poster
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killed a few patients, is PO69 ghosting?:rolleyes:
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Re: I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

trytrytry said:
what do you think of prebiotics Doc?
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Well if you have a slow metabolism I would suggest it, unlike probiotic it will help stimulate and increase your metabolism, of more concern here is your stuttering problem, with proper medication and months of hard work and rehab we can cure your problem and get you back to just being Try.
 
Journeyman

Journeyman

EOG Master
Re: I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

Holy shit.

Are you by any chance managed by the guy with the gigantic sombrero from Chicago?
 
cassiusclay

cassiusclay

EOG Master
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MexicanMedic said:
Well if you have a slow metabolism I would suggest it, unlike probiotic it will help stimulate and increase your metabolism, of more concern here is your stuttering problem, with proper medication and months of hard work and rehab we can cure your problem and get you back to just being Try.
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ha ha, i like this guy already...welcome to eog doc.
 
The Devil

The Devil

EOG Master
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WELCOME ABOARD MEXICAN MEDIC......

FEW THINGS??

1) DON'T DRINK THE WATER

2) THERE ARE A FEW GUYS HERE THAT CAN USE HGH....CAN YOU HELP THEM WITH THAT??????

TRY TRY TRY WAS ONLY TRY WHEN HE STARTED ON IT, WE HAD TO LOWER HIS DOSE OR HE WOULD BE TRYTRYTRYTRY..........
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Journeyman said:
Holy shit.

Are you by any chance managed by the guy with the gigantic sombrero from Chicago?
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I work alone sir, I had a partner in my practice but sadly he passed away from complications during a rectal exam, I was cleared of all charges.
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Re: I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

The Devil said:
WELCOME ABOARD MEXICAN MEDIC......

FEW THINGS??

1) DON'T DRINK THE WATER

2) THERE ARE A FEW GUYS HERE THAT CAN USE HGH....CAN YOU HELP THEM WITH THAT??????

TRY TRY TRY WAS ONLY TRY WHEN HE STARTED ON IT, WE HAD TO LOWER HIS DOSE OR HE WOULD BE TRYTRYTRYTRY..........
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Mr Devil I would be more than willing to help with anyone needing HGH prescriptions, I am waiting on the arrival of my pager and will provide you all with the number.
 
Seymour

Seymour

EOG Dedicated
Re: I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

What specialty? And where did you do your residency? My father is an endo - I'm calling BS and this is Journey.
 
Tuckman

Tuckman

Uh Poster
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timeout.. wasnt PO69 some hideous creature (check out his avatar), and PO says points never matter in all the games he bets an underdog... hmmm :+clueless
 
Journeyman

Journeyman

EOG Master
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Seymour said:
What specialty? And where did you do your residency? My father is an endo - I'm calling BS and this is Journey.
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I knew you would, and it is not me...but if it was I would still deny it.

He aint no Eggs , we will have to see if he has real material or not.:rolleyes: so far his material is not up to my standards.
 
panther

panther

EOG Dedicated
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MexicanMedic said:
I work alone sir, I had a partner in my practice but sadly he passed away from complications during a rectal exam, I was cleared of all charges.
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sounds like you really stuck it up him hard
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Seymour said:
What specialty? And where did you do your residency? My father is an endo - I'm calling BS and this is Journey.
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Universidad Mexico America del Norte(UMAN) is where I studied although I didn't understand much as most if not all classes were in spanish.
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Seymour said:
Does Preperation H make good lube?
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Seymour you seem like a very anal retentive type person, I wouldn't suggest you use Preparation H as a lube as most canine species suffer long lasting effects, I would suggest you switch to a canola based oil, its environmentally safe and should work better with a reduction in friction. You are welcome friend:cheers
 
Tuckman

Tuckman

Uh Poster
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MexicanMedic said:
Seymour you seem like a very anal retentive type person, I wouldn't suggest you use Preparation H as a lube as most canine species suffer long lasting effects, I would suggest you switch to a canola based oil, its environmentally safe and should work better with a reduction in friction. You are welcome friend:cheers
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:LMAO :LMAO well least he has good judge of character, as he has seymour pinned perfectly
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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panther said:
sounds like you really stuck it up him hard
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It was a truly unfortunate incident, have you ever tried to navigate a camera down there while trying to put in a parlay at Betjam and multitabling at pokerstars? When you have come talk to me, until then please respect my talents and wisdom I have come here to share.
 
panther

panther

EOG Dedicated
Re: I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

MexicanMedic said:
It was a truly unfortunate incident, have you ever tried to navigate a camera down there while trying to put in a parlay at Betjam and multitabling at pokerstars? When you have come talk to me, until then please respect my talents and wisdom I have come here to share.
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ok their dr asshole carry on
 
Seymour

Seymour

EOG Dedicated
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Tuckman said:
:LMAO :LMAO well least he has good judge of character, as he has seymour pinned perfectly
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Yep, you called it to a tee - this is Journey - you don't understand - he does hours upon hours of research coming up with these characters - when he said he has files on posters - he was not lying.
 
panther

panther

EOG Dedicated
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hell

I would have less mexicans to compete with
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Seymour said:
Yep, you called it to a tee - this is Journey - you don't understand - he does hours upon hours of research coming up with these characters - when he said he has files on posters - he was not lying.
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I am not journeyman sir and the mods can confirm it, I am here to provide winners so watch and learn kid.
 
MexicanMedic

MexicanMedic

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Re: I have decided to reward you EOGers with my presence!

Seymour said:
Do you perform penis reductions?
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Unfortunately that is not my specialty, if you are having blood flow or supply problems get an ultrasound, if you're not suffering from these symptoms I was suggest remaining status quo as most urologists would probably pass on a 2' penis. Chin up.
 
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