If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

THE SHRINK

THE SHRINK

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I am curious to see if anyone here could handle her...oij213490

We all know her boy friend obviously can, but could you?

What would you say to Sweded at first to get her attention? :pop:

Thanks,

THE SHRINK
 
Willy Loman

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

20 years ago, maybe. Now forget it.
 
trytrytry

trytrytry

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

i got 3 inches for ya babe
 
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sweded

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

On a deserted island...would they really need a line?
 
Joeyfitzclick

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Me : You horny ?

Sweded : No

(next day)

Me : You horny ?

Sweded : No

Repeat for weeks, months, years...............
 
Reload

Reload

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

"So how about them Celtics..."
 
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sweded

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Joeyfitzclick said:
Me : You horny ?

Sweded : No

(next day)

Me : You horny ?

Sweded : No

Repeat for weeks, months, years...............
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::LMAO:: ::LMAO:: ::LMAO:: ::LMAO:: ::LMAO::

That jus may work, Joey!
 
RageWizard

RageWizard

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

O.K. Swede you have a choice, you can let me get you off now or you can wait until after I make the raft to get off the island to get you off.
 
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sweded

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

I'm pretty sure the fiorst dude to build me shelter and find me food would win me over...but carry on...you guys are killing me!
 
Ego74

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Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 12io4j2w90
 
Journeyman

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Wanna ride on my boat?

It's being fixed at the marina down the way, should be back in '2 weeks'12io4j2w90
 
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sweded

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Ken, get that gross fish head off the table and you may have yourself a deal.

You guys are all too funny!
 
Reload

Reload

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

"Didn't we meet at the Newport Marriott the day my enormous yacht was docked there?"
 
Angelsfire

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

THE SHRINK said:
I am curious to see if anyone here could handle her...oij213490

We all know her boy friend obviously can, but could you?

What would you say to Sweded at first to get her attention? :pop:

Thanks,

THE SHRINK
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Hay "let me feed you"
 
WVU

WVU

EOG Master
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Dear Sweded.

I like you. Do you like me? Circle yes or no.

-WVU-
 
Ego74

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sweded said:
Ken, get that gross fish head off the table and you may have yourself a deal.
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:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO

That fish looks like it still has some kick in him and is trying to flip and flop off that plate
 
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Reload said:
"Didn't we meet at the Newport Marriott the day my enormous yacht was docked there?"
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Cute, but money gets you nowhere on a deserted island and your yacht is getting us nowhere if it's not here. :doh1
 
Reload

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sweded said:
Cute, but money gets you nowhere on a deserted island and your yacht is getting us nowhere if it's not here. :doh1
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OK, I guess my first one was better then! :cheers
 
THE SHRINK

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Hey sweded,

Are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world!!! :houra
 
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Sportsgirl

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WVU said:
Dear Sweded.

I like you. Do you like me? Circle yes or no.

-WVU-
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You know, this hurts to the core. Especially after I tried and tried last night to figure out how to make a computer circle :(
 
Reload

Reload

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

"I remember you from somewhere...weren't you the one who hosted that show 'Wild on E'"?
 
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Sportsgirl

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

You guys, this was soooooo easy.

Swede,
I have food, Stella and Tom Brady's phone number. Meet me in the hut.
Love-
SG
 
WVU

WVU

EOG Master
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Sportsgirl said:
You know, this hurts to the core. Especially after I tried and tried last night to figure out how to make a computer circle :(
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It works much better via pm.

:+textinb3
 
RageWizard

RageWizard

EOG Senior Member
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

On a deserted island just like Sweded said, I wouldn't need a line just pick her tiny ass up and take her back to the hammock for some relaxation. Then go find some seafood blue lagoon style and when I got back I could give her the coconut and seaweed thong that I made for her to get dressed in for a night out by the fire.
 
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Sportsgirl

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Swede! I tried to pick you up 3 posts ago! :devil:
 
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sweded

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Reload said:
"I remember you from somewhere...weren't you the one who hosted that show 'Wild on E'"?
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Ohhhhh....flattery will get you everywhere!! ESPECIEALLY when pretending to mistake me for the absurdly goreous Brooke Burke!
 
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sweded

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Sportsgirl said:
You guys, this was soooooo easy.

Swede,
I have food, Stella and Tom Brady's phone number. Meet me in the hut.
Love-
SG
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Aww, Sporty...all you would have to do is sit there drinking Stellas in that pink bikini of yours and let me come to you. Tom who? :devil:
 
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sweded

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

RageWizard said:
On a deserted island just like Sweded said, I wouldn't need a line just pick her tiny ass up and take her back to the hammock for some relaxation. Then go find some seafood blue lagoon style and when I got back I could give her the coconut and seaweed thong that I made for her to get dressed in for a night out by the fire.
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Good point Rage. :thumbsup
 
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Sportsgirl

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Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

sweded said:
Aww, Sporty...all you would have to do is sit there drinking Stellas in that pink bikini of yours and let me come to you. Tom who? :devil:
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:houra :houra :houra :houra

Is it pink bikini day? :devil:
 
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