Judge's mock of Altuve

jimmythegreek

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You just couldn't write that script any better as he's all but rounding third base. Don't you dare touch my "sorry Altuve I don't need to be wired up or have my teammates from the bullpen bang on the garbage can jersey" Altuve.
 
Judge and his teammates still living in the past I see. Guess who's still got a ring and who may never get one?
 

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You just couldn't write that script any better as he's all but rounding third base. Don't you dare touch my "sorry Altuve I don't need to be wired up or have my teammates from the bullpen bang on the garbage can jersey" Altuve.

I'm not a Yankee fan, but that was great. Subtle and to the point. Then when asked about it, he said when the roof is closed it gets a little chilly, so he was telling his team to button up a little bit, lol. Altuve beat out Judge for the MVP that year.
 

jimmythegreek

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To say Judge may never win a ring 5 full years and 6 past overall in the league is virtually ludicrous given the fact he's just 29. Cheaters get called out past or present especially after winning a tainted championship.
 
To say Judge may never win a ring 5 full years and 6 past overall in the league is virtually ludicrous given the fact he's just 29. Cheaters get called out past or present especially after winning a tainted championship.
Still a ring Jimmy, Yankee and Dodger fans can be whiny bitches forever and he's still got it. Who cares what your square ass thinks about it
 

jimmythegreek

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Still a ring Jimmy, Yankee and Dodger fans can be whiny bitches forever and he's still got it. Who cares what your square ass thinks about it
It's still a tainted championship like it or not Billy boy. My point is that I expect him to be in this league for another 10 years at least waiting for the day he proves your clueless ass wrong winning an honest championship without the asterisk. And if you don't give a shit about how I feel about it keep your disparaging contrarian opinion out of my thread.
 
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It's still a tainted championship like it or not Billy boy. My point is that I expect him to be in this league for another 10 years at least waiting for the day he proves your clueless ass wrong winning an honest championship without the asterisk. And if you don't give a shit about how I feel about it keep your disparaging contrarian opinion out of my thread.
So says the guy who can't pick his way out of a paper bag. Keep the losers coming Jimmy, we love the square ass picks you give. And oh yeah keep buying off 16 points in college football, you never know when that will save you money for the first time.
 

jimmythegreek

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So says the guy who can't pick his way out of a paper bag. Keep the losers coming Jimmy, we love the square ass picks you give. And oh yeah keep buying off 16 points in college football, you never know when that will save you money for the first time.
I can't pick my way out of a paper bag? Guess you've been asleep not paying attention to my 6 straight on the best bet thread. Why are we not surprised that you are wrong that you would misread me buying off of the wrong number in cfb? We all know it's exaggeration and neglection, but nobody expects you to know that since you're so misunderstood, clueless, and so concerned about 10 extra cents.
 

jimmythegreek

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Six in a row and STILL here's the sad facts Jimmy:

Jimmythegreek 1,055-1,125-38 -178.03 UNITS
Is it not predictable you dwell upon the past rather than consider the present Billy in this 'what have you done for me lately business? Got an issue? Here's a tissue.
 

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What I would like to see is a yearly best bet contest. 100 plays in a year. 100,000 guaranty,with a casino like circa or william hill add like 50,000. No + or - more than 5-1 odds on a selection. The last 20 plays of the contest released after the last gm to avoid matching if your ahead. A true test of current form, and really trying, since actual money on the line.
 

jimmythegreek

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Jimmy thinks he has MLB all figured out by just taking huge Favs on the RL. He doesn't care if it's a low total and he's got the home team he just FIRES AWAY!
Excuse me mister thinks he knows me expert. I do not take huge favorites on the Rl. FYI a lot of them are mostly dogs and are even on the Rl. And it's not only the home team. If you're going to be clueless Bill at least support the fact that it's a correct pick.
 
Is it not predictable you dwell upon the past rather than consider the present Billy in this 'what have you done for me lately business? Got an issue? Here's a tissue.
The last 2 years your down about 50 units. Don't act like you just sucked in the beginning and have been coming on strong of late. Haha

Excuse me mister thinks he knows me expert. I do not take huge favorites on the Rl. FYI a lot of them are mostly dogs and are even on the Rl. And it's not only the home team. If you're going to be clueless Bill at least support the fact that it's a correct pick.
And yes you take these huge ML favs and bet them on the RL even if you have the home team and the total is 6.5. All these years on sports forums and you haven't learned a thing.
 

jimmythegreek

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The last 2 years your down about 50 units. Don't act like you just sucked in the beginning and have been coming on strong of late. Haha


And yes you take these huge ML favs and bet them on the RL even if you have the home team and the total is 6.5. All these years on sports forums and you haven't learned a thing.
You should talk. When you've been on as long as I have on here, had a matching about t if picks over time, and hit a better percentage than me, then you can open up your big mouth while shaving your cuca. Whether I sucked in the beginning or not, it's a whole lot more than your rookie ass has been around. And 6 straight is nothing for your jealous ass to squawk about in the first place.

What's the difference if I bet the run line if a team is at home? You act like as if you never took a RL for a team at home. You got nerve talking about not learning, because in the end, your experience is barely more than a little leaguer. You'd probably give your right arm to be down 50 units in 2 years. .lmao
 
You should talk. When you've been on as long as I have on here, had a matching about t if picks over time, and hit a better percentage than me, then you can open up your big mouth while shaving your cuca. Whether I sucked in the beginning or not, it's a whole lot more than your rookie ass has been around. And 6 straight is nothing for your jealous ass to squawk about in the first place.

What's the difference if I bet the run line if a team is at home? You act like as if you never took a RL for a team at home. You got nerve talking about not learning, because in the end, your experience is barely more than a little leaguer. You'd probably give your right arm to be down 50 units in 2 years. .lmao
LOL I can't tell if you're joking or clinically insane,

Yes I've taken RL on a home team but not on a game with a total at 6.5. If the games tied, your team is down or even winning by a run after the 8th inning you're going to lose 95% of the time.
 

jimmythegreek

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LOL I can't tell if you're joking or clinically insane,

Yes I've taken RL on a home team but not on a game with a total at 6.5. If the games tied, your team is down or even winning by a run after the 8th inning you're going to lose 95% of the time.
You don't see many 9 inning games totals that low unless it's let's say, DeGrom pitching in Citifield. Even at Petco, before fences were brought in, you didn't see it much either. The other possibility is Kershaw at Dodger Stadium, but I see mostly sevens.

And if they lose I'd rather drop $1 60 I stead of $3 90 or $4. Especially if it goes extras, opposing teams are going to pounce on offense in the extras. That extra dinner at second won't be there to build on in '22, at least highly unlikely.
 

jimmythegreek

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You were on the wrong side of the worst line in the history of sports betting. Nice work!

Not many of us can say we lost a game by almost a 100 points.
Thanks, I appreciate it. Too bad it was less than 60 points and a lot more than the 150 I cashed out on tonight. Cardinals looked great tonight by the way even after the lower tier pitching change haha!

BTW there have been a lot more worse lines in CFB. You probably had Rutgers getting 40 when they lost 78-0 several years back.
 
Thanks, I appreciate it. Too bad it was less than 60 points and a lot more than the 150 I cashed out on tonight. Cardinals looked great tonight by the way even after the lower tier pitching change haha!

BTW there have been a lot more worse lines in CFB. You probably had Rutgers getting 40 when they lost 78-0 several years back.
641/642 USA National/ WNBA All Stars over 247.5 -110 (S&O)

Final score USA Women 85 Team WNBA 93

247.5 -178 = 69.5

Please name one CFB game that moved more than 50 points off the opener to the close? I'm starting to think you're legitimately brain damaged or something and I'm beginning to feel bad for making fun of you.
 
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jimmythegreek

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Final score USA Women 85 Team WNBA 93

247.5 -178 = 69.5

Please name one CFB game that moved more than 50 points off the opener to the close? I'm starting to think you're legitimately brain damaged or something and I'm beginning to feel bad for making fun of you.
Don't ever feel bad for something you don't know what you're talking about, because your uneducated exaggeration is actually amusing despite your stupidity thinking you actually know it all. In time you will learn that rookies typically expose themselves to that idiocrisy. I can afford to lose chimp change on renegade insignificant games just for kicks that don't affect any type of standings nor billfolds.
 
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You were on the wrong side of the worst line in the history of sports betting. Nice work!

Not many of us can say we lost a game by almost a 100 points.
I get it, he's a fun target to mock, but let's remember you don't want to chase away the fish so I'd go easy on him past this. I've said all I can say to Jimmy, I'm glad he's around to share his square picks.
 

jimmythegreek

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I get it, he's a fun target to mock, but let's remember you don't want to chase away the fish so I'd go easy on him past this. I've said all I can say to Jimmy, I'm glad he's around to share his square picks.
It's enjoyable for you to think of me as a square Bill. However, if I were you I'd still keep your eye out for sharp moments which despite what people think or my reputation I still choose to wager on.
 
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