Motivational Speech Two 2021

GameBred

I Trade Therefore I Am
Which one of you guys wants to celebrate w/ Bonnie after the game? Or, do you wanna gang bang the Ho!

 

GameBred

I Trade Therefore I Am
Pussy is more dangerous than a gun, if you don't believe me, watch the game tonight.
 

Heim

EOG Master
Let's see what Vogel has tonight. This is when the coaching begins. So far he hasn't impressed me much especially in his post game conferences. Let's see if he can figure it out with a ailing and aging stars.
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
Suns 45 Lebron 18

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
 

Dell Dude

EOG Master
This NBA playoffs even worse and worse than last year. Everybody is out that matters. Time for another George Floyd to take a knee or neck as it were.
 

Heim

EOG Master
Motivation

Monty Williams = Richard Simmons

Frank Vogel = The Undertaker

That's the culture right now between the two teams.
 

GameBred

I Trade Therefore I Am
We were too motivated not to.

Does that mean you'll be hiring me for a speaking gig?

After going to the wrong locker room in game 5 and the right one in game 6, I can't find work.

Granted, I blame Frank for my unemployment but he can't be all things to all people, he's a really good defensive Coach but for some reason the Offensive Obvious alludes him.

That Series did not have to go down like that but nonetheless, The Crown concedes the Throne while abdicating nothing.
 

ouch

EOG Dedicated
Why accept a Lakers' loss? Just re-instate them as NBA champs.

The Los Angeles Times, an enemy of the people, reported incorrectly that the Lakers lost to the Phoenix Suns in the first round of the NBA playoffs. We all know that this outcome can't be correct. A conspiracy is afoot.

An audit of the results and an investigation into the scorekeeper must be immediately conducted. The clock and the electronic scoreboard must be taken apart and inspected for Chinese components. The Suns' players must be recalled.

Be prepared to storm Staples Center. I'm not encouraging violence, but please dress in tactical gear and bring bear spray. The Lakers will stand ready to take their rightful place.

(Today's LA Times)
 

GameBred

I Trade Therefore I Am
Why accept a Lakers' loss? Just re-instate them as NBA champs.

The Los Angeles Times, an enemy of the people, reported incorrectly that the Lakers lost to the Phoenix Suns in the first round of the NBA playoffs. We all know that this outcome can't be correct. A conspiracy is afoot.

An audit of the results and an investigation into the scorekeeper must be immediately conducted. The clock and the electronic scoreboard must be taken apart and inspected for Chinese components. The Suns' players must be recalled.

Be prepared to storm Staples Center. I'm not encouraging violence, but please dress in tactical gear and bring bear spray. The Lakers will stand ready to take their rightful place.

(Today's LA Times)

Because Unlike Trump, UniBron legitimately lost. Way it goes.

Just as I wanted a fair fight between the Unstoppable Force and and the Inmovable Object in the Finals (both teams at full fitness) I just wanted a fair election as a people get the leadership they deserve.

NO ONE DESERVES THIS BIDEN CRIMINAL CARTEL, NO ONE!
 
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GameBred

I Trade Therefore I Am
Because Unlike Trump, UniBron legitimately lost. Way it goes.

Just as I wanted a fair fight between the Unstoppable Force and and the Unmovable Object in the Finals (both teams at full fitness) I just wanted a fair election as a people get the leadership they deserve.

NO ONE DESERVES THIS BIDEN CRIMINAL CARTEL, NO ONE!

I don't know if they will make the Finals and now I don't care but I wanted them in a bad way in order to fullfil prophecy and answer one of Mankinds riddles.
 

ouch

EOG Dedicated
These motivational speeches just aren't getting it done.

Trump......dead.

Lakers......dead.

Groovinmahovin......dead.

Anything you attempt to pump up seems to die on the vine.
 
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GameBred

I Trade Therefore I Am
These motivational speeches just aren't getting it down.

Trump......dead.

Lakers......dead.

Groovinmahovin......dead.

Anything you attempt to pump up seems to die on the vine.

You're a child who thinks becuase you wanted Sleepy to win that he won. He didn't, he got his ass kicked worse than UniBron in Game 5. Everyone knows this but Useuful Idiots.
 

ouch

EOG Dedicated
You're a child who thinks becuase you wanted Sleepy to win that he won. He didn't, he got his ass kicked worse than UniBron in Game 5. Everyone knows this but Useuful Idiots.

Yeah, Biden stole that thing, and didn't leave a trace of evidence. I guess he's not so sleepy after all.

Keep on wiggin', man. It's what you do best!
 

GameBred

I Trade Therefore I Am
Yeah, Biden stole that thing, and didn't leave a trace of evidence. I guess he's not so sleepy after all.

Keep on wiggin', man. It's what you do best!

Are you out of your fucking mind? I play one on a Forum at times, you really fucking are. BULLSHIT!
 
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