Oriental coughing at Trader Joe's

common guy

EOG Senior Member
Hand on the handle formula for cross contamination. Hope you washed your hands. And i hope your sister in law or niece never hear your racist anti asian american ranting.
 

kane

EOG master
Needs subtitles, you're so fucking fat you can't even speak, can barely understand what you're saying
 

Brayden11

EOG Dedicated
I can only imagine the look of horror on the faces of those poor people when they see you trudging thru the store gasping for air while pushing your shopping cart and taking video.
 

Paleface

EOG 500 Champion Dec. 2013
It came from China you moron, not "Oriental".. But I can understand your frustrations..
 

railbird

EOG Master
Hand on the handle formula for cross contamination. Hope you washed your hands. And i hope your sister in law or niece never hear your racist anti asian american ranting.
the trader joes staff was disinfection on cart handles, oreintal phrase iis only offensive to liberal university starting in 2000. phrased is used freely every where on earth except north america
 

ZzyzxRoad

EOG Dedicated
Needs subtitles, you're so fucking fat you can't even speak, can barely understand what you're saying

Imagine a giant dumpster, full of garbage and feces, that is on fire. On a train that just crashed into another train, that is carrying toxic waste.
As both trains fall off a bridge and crash into a sewage processing facility. That is also on fire.

That is Railbird's mind.
 

railbird

EOG Master
my right is numb and i have a perma floater in eye from where my brain tumor was, is gives me relief and is good for ocular nerves. A carrot looks like an Iris for a reason, God them that way. We are wonderfully and beautifully made
 

railbird

EOG Master

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.​



A tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.​
 

railbird

EOG Master
Kidney beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.



Celery, Bok Choy, rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don’t have enough sodium in your diet the body pulls it from the bones, making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.



Eggplant, avocadoes and pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female—they look just like these organs. Today’s research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods; modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them.



Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of sperm as well to overcome male sterility.



Sweet potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the Glycemic index of diabetics.



Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries.



Grapefruits, oranges, and other citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.



Onions look like body cells. Today’s research shows that onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes.
 

Rockfish

EOG Veteran
This guy makes Foster Brooks and Otis Campbell sound stone cold sober.

You must be an old timer. Now young people might know who otis campbell is because Andy Griffith show is popular in reruns and on tv all the time.
Foster Brooks, now that is one character only an old timer would remember. i remember him well. Your right those two actors were more coherent than Railbird.
 

michael777

EOG Dedicated
I am an old timer,Otis was awesome,just watched an old Andy Griffith show tonight with Otis in the so called Haunted house,classic Tv. You are WRONG about Rail,he is one sharp guy
 

Rockfish

EOG Veteran
By the way, Otis Campbell was played by a guy named Hal Smith. In the mid 80's there was an independent bookmaker in the Chicago area named Hal Smith. He gets raided by the cops. In his attic the cops find a duffel bag with 650,000 in cash. Knowing he would have huge problems with the irs he told the cops he doesn't know anything about the money.
The story gets published in the newspaper. Mob guys read this and go holy shit this guy is one large bookmaker. Approach him tell him he must pay for protection. He tells them to F##k off. he was found in the trunk of his car with a wire coat hanger put in his left ear and sticking out the right ear.
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
You must be an old timer. Now young people might know who otis campbell is because Andy Griffith show is popular in reruns and on tv all the time.
Foster Brooks, now that is one character only an old timer would remember. i remember him well. Your right those two actors were more coherent than Railbird.


Who's Foster Brooks?

I'm trying to pose as a young guy.
 

John Kelly

Born Gambler
Staff member
RAILBIRD has come a long way in a short period of time, transitioning from carrot cake to carrot juice in less than a year.


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TheGuesser

EOG Dedicated
Q:
Whatever happened to the animatronic Foster Brooks that was placed in the MGM Grand when it first opened in 1994? It was described as costing over $150,000, and took over 825 man-hours to build.
A:
It changed its name to “Oscar Goodman” and ran for mayor of Las Vegas. But seriously, folks …
Foster Brooks (1912-2001), a k a the “Lovable Lush,” was a comedian whose humor wouldn’t pass muster nowadays. He specialized in a “drunk act” and his sozzled manner earned him many a guest spot on late-night television and the Dean Martin Celebrity Roast. He even recorded, believe it or not, an album of song interpretations. Its jacket featured a photograph of the marquee of the old Desert Inn.
Back in 1994, Brooks’ humor was still considered sufficiently amusing that somebody at the then-new MGM Grand had the bizarre idea of garnishing the Betty Boop Bar with a robotic replica of Foster Brooks. An anonymous recollection, posted on the Internet on Sept. 26, 2005, described the spectacle as follows: “Every 5 minutes it would ‘Awake,’ mumble and slur, and wave its arms, then pass out again at the bar.”
The “Black Century” blog even managed to unearth photos of this strange creation, taken by Jack Pendarvis. The latter mused, back on July 8, 2008, on his own blog: “The robot clanked its mouth up and down in a lackadaisical fashion, hardly bothering to match up with the scratchy phonograph recording of a live Foster Brooks show [20 minutes of material, in all]. The robot was sitting at a little table, as if enjoying an aperitif in a cafe. So the laugh track seemed out of place. So did the robot, I guess.”

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