(PAT RILEY, SHAQ ONEAL YOU SUCK)

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
BOYS I AM SO SICK OF THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION AND THE BULLSH-T THE COACHES PULL.MAN THIS F-CKING GUY PAT RILEY HAS BEEN F-CKING ME SINCE THE 80'S WHEN HE COACHED THE LAKERS AND HERE WE ARE 25 YEARS LATER AND THE F-CKING BUM IS STILL F-CKING ME.I KNOW THE SUNS WERE RED HOT LAST NIGHT BUT THATS NO EXCUSE FOR PAT RILEY TO PULL HIS STARTERS IN THE 3 RD QUARTER WHAT THE HELL THEY WERE ONLY DOWN BY 20 POINTS AND HE QUIT THE F-CKING P-SSY.I LOSE MY OVER BY 4 POINTS SHAQ DADDY THE BIG F-CKING OVERPAYED GORRILLA LEAVES THE GAME WITH 5.32 IN THE 3RD QUARTER WITH 8 POINTS JESUS F-CKING CHRIST THE GUY MAKES WELL OVER 100 GRAND A GAME AND HE CANT PLAY 48 MINUTES THE F-CKING OVERPAYED JANITOR PLAYS 23 MINUTES THEY STILL HAD A CHANCE TO MAKE A RUN.THERE IS NO WAY I SHOULD HAVE LOST THAT TOTAL LAST NIGHT I AM GOING TO F-CKING SUCKER PUNCH PAT RILEY IF I EVER SEE HIM WALKING THE STREETS OF BOSTON WHEN MIAMI IS IN TOWN I WILL FIND THIS RAT BASTARD.SO BOYS DONT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SOMEDAY SEE THIS HEADLINE IN THE FRONT PAGE OF THE BOSTON GLOBE.

HEADLINE BOSTON GLOBE

(IRRATE FAN SUCKER PUNCHES PAT RILEY) READ PAGE 2

PAT RILEY WAS ASSAULTED BY A LOCAL SOUTH BOSTON MAN ON WEDNESDAY MORNING AS HE TOOK HIS DAILY WALK THROUGH THE BOSTOM COMMON.WITNESSES SAID A MAN WHO GOES BY THE NAME BEANTOWNJIM WAS HEARD SHOUTING OBSENITIES AT PAT AND HE KEPT YELLING WHY THE F-CK DO YOU ALWAYS PULL YOUR STARTERS YOU F-CKING JERK.PAT RILEY THEN RESPONDED I CANT HELP IT IF YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO BET ON A BUNCH OF NIGERIANS THEN PAT TOOK A SWING AT BEANTOWNJIM.BEANTOWNJIM SAID HEY PAT THIS IS FOR THAT GAME ON JANUARY 6TH WHERE YOU PULLED SHAQ IN THE 3RD QUARTER AND HE PUNCHED PAT IN THE STOMACH.WITNESSES WERE SHOCKED AS THE SAW A MAN WHO APPEARED TO BE IN HIS EARLY 30"S OR 40'S FIGHTING WITH THE LEGEND PAT RILEY AT 8 AM IN THE MORNING.PAT RILEY ACTUALLY GAVE THE YOUNGSTER A GOOD FIGHT AND HAD BEANTOWNJIM PINNED ON THE GROUND THEN THE WITNESSES SAID BEANTOWNJIM YELLED OUT JOHNNY AND OUT OF NOWHERE CAME THIS BIG GUY WITH HANDS OF STEEL HE PULLED PAT RILEY OFF BEANTOWNJIM AND HELD PAT WHILE BEANTOWNJIM SUCKER PUNCHED PAT RILEY RIGHT IN THE KISSER.THE LAST WORDS EXCHANGED WERE BEANTOWNJIM SAYING NEXT TIME YOU PULL A STARTER AND I HAVE AN OVER YOU WILL GET ANOTHER BEATING YOU GOT IT OLD MAN.BOYS THIS IS NOT A JOKE IF I EVER SEE PAT RILEY IN PUBLIC I AM GOING TO SUCKER PUNCH THIS PUNK.

I HAVE HATED PAT RILEY NOW FOR 25 YEARS I REMEMBER BETTING THE LAKERS GAMES AND IF THE LAKERS HAD A BIG LEAD HE WOULD ALWAYS TAKE OUT HIS STARTERS AND THE LAKERS WOULDNT COVER.HE IS FAMOUS FOR PULLING STARTERS IF AHEAD OR BEHIND.THERES NO WAY SHAQ SHOULD HAVE BEEN PULLED LAST NIGHT IN AN 18 POINT GAME WITH 5.32 LEFT IN THE 3RD QUARTER.I KNOW ITS A LONG SHOT THEY COME BACK BUT IF HE WAS IN THERE I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MY OVER 208 F-CK YOU PATTY RILEY YOU SUCK:+angry1-5
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
THAT JOHNNY IS MY GOOD FRIEND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION BACK IN 1984.HE HAS BAILED ME OUT OF A LOT OF TOUGH JAMS.HE HAS ALSO GOT ME IN A LOT OF TROUBLE LIKE THIS YEAR WHEN HE HAD HIS LANDCAPER FRIEND DUMP ALL HIS YARD WASTE IN YURIS YARD.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST GUYS AROUND HE THINKS OF SOME OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS.HANGING GUYS UPSIDE DOWN ON THE FLAG POLE,CALLING THE PIZZA MAN AND ORDERING 5 PIZZAS TO BE DELIVERED TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB THEN WHEN THE PIZZA MAN SHOWS UP WE ALL OPEN UP THE 2ND FLOOR WINDOWS AND PELT THE PUERTO RICAN WITH SNOW BALLS,:+textinb3 OH MAN FUNNY SH-T NOBODY COMES UP WITH BETTER STUFF THAN JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.HE ALSO CALLS THE CAB COMPANIES AND SAMETHING WHEN ONE OF THE MEMBERS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IS GETTING A CAB RIDE HOME WE ALL GET 5 SNOWBALLS EACH AND GO TO THE WINDOWS AND PELT THE HAITIEN CAB DRIVERS OH MAN YOU WHITE DUDES ARE CRAZY YOU CAN HEAR THE CAB DRIVER SAY.BOYS I HAVE MORE LAUGHS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB EVERYTIME I GO DOWN THERE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN COMES UP WITH SOMETHING:cheers
 
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