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I told you to stay out of here in the title. We still boys?
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2 men siiting in a bar talking about what they bought their wives for mothers day, 1st man says I bought my wife a diamond bracelet and a new car, The 2nd man says why do you do that? the 1st man says well if my wife doesn't like the bracelet I got her she can get in her new car and return it for something else, The 2nd man says I bought my wife a dildo and a pair a flip flops, 1st man says now why did you do that? 2nd man says well if my wife dont like the flip flops I bought her she can go fuck herself...:LMAO
2 men siiting in a bar talking about what they bought their wives for mothers day, 1st man says I bought my wife a diamond bracelet and a new car, The 2nd man says why do you do that? the 1st man says well if my wife doesn't like the bracelet I got her she can get in her new car and return it for something else, The 2nd man says I bought my wife a dildo and a pair a flip flops, 1st man says now why did you do that? 2nd man says well if my wife dont like the flip flops I bought her she can go fuck herself...:LMAO
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Where is the racist part of the joke? the particular ethnic minority of the persons involved was not stated......
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haha, good point
haha, good point
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I think you are hispanic ptr, but ill but this one out anyway. What do you call two mexicants playing basketball? Juan on Juan. Why cant mexicans be firefighters? They cant the the difference between jose and hose b.
I think you are hispanic ptr, but ill but this one out anyway. What do you call two mexicants playing basketball? Juan on Juan. Why cant mexicans be firefighters? They cant the the difference between jose and hose b.
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You are about to start a holy war, i think there are about 500 jews here that are regular posters...and its never prettty when they catch wind of these jokes.
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toboggan is the correct spelling, maybe you have some polish blood in you.:+waving-5
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2 black men siiting in a bar talking about their wives, the 1st black man says everynite when I go home I say a little poem to my wife before bed and then we makes passionate love each other, 2nd black man says what poem do you say, 1st black man says, roses are red, voilets are blue, you are my everything and I love you.. The 2nd man says ok I will try that, The next day the 2nd black man walks into the bar with a busted lip and broken nose, The 1st black man says what the hell happened to you? The 2nd man says I took your stupid poem advice and it didnt work, 1st black man says what poem did you say, 2nd black man says, I was rubbing her shoulders then I told her my poem, nappy head nappy head eyes like a frog, roll your fat ass over and I'll fuck ya like a dog, Thats the last thing I remember :+clueless
2 black men siiting in a bar talking about their wives, the 1st black man says everynite when I go home I say a little poem to my wife before bed and then we makes passionate love each other, 2nd black man says what poem do you say, 1st black man says, roses are red, voilets are blue, you are my everything and I love you.. The 2nd man says ok I will try that, The next day the 2nd black man walks into the bar with a busted lip and broken nose, The 1st black man says what the hell happened to you? The 2nd man says I took your stupid poem advice and it didnt work, 1st black man says what poem did you say, 2nd black man says, I was rubbing her shoulders then I told her my poem, nappy head nappy head eyes like a frog, roll your fat ass over and I'll fuck ya like a dog, Thats the last thing I remember :+clueless
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Why are jews buried on hills??
So their money dont fall out of their pockets :LMAO
Why are jews buried on hills??
So their money dont fall out of their pockets :LMAO
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There was a contest in Israel in reply to the Islamic lot getting upset about people making jokes. The contest was to find the worse racist Jewish joke against themselves and I think 1000's were sent in by Jews. The one I remember the best and I think the winner was about a Jewish man who went along the line to the gas chamber in a concentration camp bribing his way to the front.....
This is 501 here....
There was a contest in Israel in reply to the Islamic lot getting upset about people making jokes. The contest was to find the worse racist Jewish joke against themselves and I think 1000's were sent in by Jews. The one I remember the best and I think the winner was about a Jewish man who went along the line to the gas chamber in a concentration camp bribing his way to the front.....
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a couple west virginia jokes
What does a hurricane in Florida and a divorce in West Virginia have in common??
When its all over sombody is gonna lose a moblie home..
What did the West Virginia graduate say to the Pitt graduate??
Welcome to Burger King may I take your order..
Question? When a couple gets divorced in West Virginia are they still allowed to be brother and sister??
Whats 200 feet long, has 400 eyes,398 legs and 26 teeth???
The unemployment line in West Virginia :+textinb3
a couple west virginia jokes
What does a hurricane in Florida and a divorce in West Virginia have in common??
When its all over sombody is gonna lose a moblie home..
What did the West Virginia graduate say to the Pitt graduate??
Welcome to Burger King may I take your order..
Question? When a couple gets divorced in West Virginia are they still allowed to be brother and sister??
Whats 200 feet long, has 400 eyes,398 legs and 26 teeth???
The unemployment line in West Virginia :+textinb3
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Hahaha, that is fucking awesome.:LMAO
PassTheRock
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biggamer3
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Overheard at the bank; There was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you Americans too!'
Overheard at the bank; There was a short line. Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you Americans too!'
biggamer3
EOG Master
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Jew Jokes are game while we are in a racial jokes thread.
I love a good jewish joke, even though i am jewish.
My favorite jew joke:
What happens when a jew in a nudist colony with a boner walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose!
Jew Jokes are game while we are in a racial jokes thread.
I love a good jewish joke, even though i am jewish.
My favorite jew joke:
What happens when a jew in a nudist colony with a boner walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose!
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Haha, what races are we missing? Lets get some white jokes in on this.
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Here is some assorted stuff from my website
http://www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/badjokes.htm :LMAO
Here is some assorted stuff from my website
http://www.ssrichardmontgomery.com/badjokes.htm :LMAO
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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline
How do you know jews are living nextdoor?
There's wet toilet paper on the clothesline
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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips
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What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A jew with a coupon.
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we don't use toilet paper its like sticking money up your butt.
It is the tea bags we hang out to dry.... In doors, to prevent other ethnic groups from stealing them.
we don't use toilet paper its like sticking money up your butt.
It is the tea bags we hang out to dry.... In doors, to prevent other ethnic groups from stealing them.
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A truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down the road when he comes up to a black man hitch hiking, The black man asks the truck driver for a ride into the next town, The truck driver says sure hop in back, union rules says nobody is allowed to ride up front.. The truck driver continues on his way when he pulls up to another black man pushig a bike with 2 flat tires, The black man asks if he could get a lift to the next town, the truck driver says sure throw your bike in and hop in back, union rules says nobody is allowed to ride up front.. The truck driver continues on his way when he pulls up to another trucker stopped at a red light, The other trucker looks in horror and yells, 'hey man you better get where your going and real fast! The other trucker looks confused and asks why? The other trucker says those negro eggs your hauling are starting to hatch and 1 of them already stole a bike..
A truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down the road when he comes up to a black man hitch hiking, The black man asks the truck driver for a ride into the next town, The truck driver says sure hop in back, union rules says nobody is allowed to ride up front.. The truck driver continues on his way when he pulls up to another black man pushig a bike with 2 flat tires, The black man asks if he could get a lift to the next town, the truck driver says sure throw your bike in and hop in back, union rules says nobody is allowed to ride up front.. The truck driver continues on his way when he pulls up to another trucker stopped at a red light, The other trucker looks in horror and yells, 'hey man you better get where your going and real fast! The other trucker looks confused and asks why? The other trucker says those negro eggs your hauling are starting to hatch and 1 of them already stole a bike..
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A black man walks into the local welfare office, He walks right up to the counter and says, you know i hate taking welfare, I'd rather have a job. the social worker behind the desk says, sir your timing is excellent,we just got a job opening, you will be working for a wealthy old man who needs a chauffer/bodygaurd for his beutiful nymphomaniac daughter, you'll drive around in his mercedes, he supplies all clothes, because of the long hours all meals are provided. you would be expected to escort her on overseas trips and satisfy her sexual desires. plus you get the 2 bedroom apartment over the garage, the starting salary is $50,000.00, The guy says you gotto be bullshitting me, the social worker says, well yeah but you started it...
A black man walks into the local welfare office, He walks right up to the counter and says, you know i hate taking welfare, I'd rather have a job. the social worker behind the desk says, sir your timing is excellent,we just got a job opening, you will be working for a wealthy old man who needs a chauffer/bodygaurd for his beutiful nymphomaniac daughter, you'll drive around in his mercedes, he supplies all clothes, because of the long hours all meals are provided. you would be expected to escort her on overseas trips and satisfy her sexual desires. plus you get the 2 bedroom apartment over the garage, the starting salary is $50,000.00, The guy says you gotto be bullshitting me, the social worker says, well yeah but you started it...
PassTheRock
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PassTheRock
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I'd just bought myself a brand new 64-inch plasma television. My friend, a bit of a techno-geek, asked me, "are you having any picture troubles, such as 'burn in'?". I told him the resolution was fine.
"Great," he replied, primed with his next question, "and how does it handle blacks?". I answered, "well, I've double-bolted it to the wall, so they're not getting it out of here without a bit of effort."
I'd just bought myself a brand new 64-inch plasma television. My friend, a bit of a techno-geek, asked me, "are you having any picture troubles, such as 'burn in'?". I told him the resolution was fine.
"Great," he replied, primed with his next question, "and how does it handle blacks?". I answered, "well, I've double-bolted it to the wall, so they're not getting it out of here without a bit of effort."