Railbird's latest past post

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ouch

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railbird said:
Seattle -17 over lamar
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The following is a transcript of an intercepted phone call yesterday afternoon from Costa Rica to Orange County, California:

"1" : Yo Matt, this is "1".

Railbird: Shilbbiblubliblub.

"1" : Get the lifeguard's johnson out of your mouth, and listen up.

Railbird: OK Boss. What do you need?

"1" : We got a problem. It's Super Bowl week-end, and the site has little to no traffic going on. How can that be? We're supposed to the pre-eminent sports gambling forum, and
nobody's doing shit. We're getting crushed. We're not getting enough hits to justify continuing the site.

Railbird: I thought bringing in Computer Bob for the Grand Challenge this month would increase traffic five-fold.

"1" : Yeah, that's what I thought too, but Bob is getting his balls blown off.... so we can't even get the usual 500 posts thanking him profusely for his plays.

Railbird: No boss, I told him to take his best play everyday, and post the opposite of it. I thought people would come out of the woodwork giving him shit.

"1" : You did WHAT? You IDIOT!!! I should have known something was wrong. Bob never loses games that badly.

Railbird: So what do you want me to do?

"1" : I don't know.

Railbird: How about the usual racist, homophobic, anti-semitic thread? I can whip one up right away.

"1" : No, that shit's getting old. We already have a dozen of those, and they only have so much shelf life. Besides, I have to close my eyes and hold my nose when I read that stuff just so I don't lose my self-respect.

Railbird : How about a good anti-vax, anti-covid thread?

"1" : No, I already have Mr. Merlin working on that stuff 24/7. It's getting stale.

Railbird: How about where anybody who disagrees with Trump is a communist or a disciple of Satan.

"1" : No, I've read enough of that. You can only let Boston Massacre out of his cage just so often. And that other guy.....you know....the 12-year old who posts incessantly?

Railbird: You mean Dell Dude?

"1" : Yeah, him! That fuckin' act is wearing me out. Not even Winky who posts like a drunken sailor, wants to engage in that.

Railbird: How about a past post? That usually gets the crowd up and roaring. Those assholes..... Ouch, Viejo, and Kane will be all over it.

"1" : OK, but Matt....make it a particularly outrageous one. I'll alert Computer Bob, and hopefully all hell will break loose.

Railbird: I'm on it, boss.

"1" : And Matt, start coming up with some better stuff........ or there will be no more monthly payments.

(End of Transcript)



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Woodrow Wilson

Woodrow Wilson

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"1" : Yeah, that's what I thought too, but Bob is getting his balls blown off.... so we can't even get the usual 500 posts thanking him profusely for his plays.

EOG is a tough crowd to please.
 
railbird

railbird

EOG Master
was 17-13 seattle when i post, thought it was a late start. didnt know it was at 1 or 2 clock or whatever, wac day games are rare. wasnt my play, came from coach dineen. it won easy
 
ZzyzxRoad

ZzyzxRoad

EOG Dedicated
ouch said:
The following is a transcript of an intercepted phone call yesterday afternoon from Costa Rica to Orange County, California:

"1" : Yo Matt, this is "1".

Railbird: Shilbbiblubliblub.

"1" : Get the lifeguard's johnson out of your mouth, and listen up.

Railbird: OK Boss. What do you need?

"1" : We got a problem. It's Super Bowl week-end, and the site has little to no traffic going on. How can that be? We're supposed to the pre-eminent sports gambling forum, and
nobody's doing shit. We're getting crushed. We're not getting enough hits to justify continuing the site.

Railbird: I thought bringing in Computer Bob for the Grand Challenge this month would increase traffic five-fold.

"1" : Yeah, that's what I thought too, but Bob is getting his balls blown off.... so we can't even get the usual 500 posts thanking him profusely for his plays.

Railbird: No boss, I told him to take his best play everyday, and post the opposite of it. I thought people would come out of the woodwork giving him shit.

"1" : You did WHAT? You IDIOT!!! I should have known something was wrong. Bob never loses games that badly.

Railbird: So what do you want me to do?

"1" : I don't know.

Railbird: How about the usual racist, homophobic, anti-semitic thread? I can whip one up right away.

"1" : No, that shit's getting old. We already have a dozen of those, and they only have so much shelf life. Besides, I have to close my eyes and hold my nose when I read that stuff just so I don't lose my self-respect.

Railbird : How about a good anti-vax, anti-covid thread?

"1" : No, I already have Mr. Merlin working on that stuff 24/7. It's getting stale.

Railbird: How about where anybody who disagrees with Trump is a communist or a disciple of Satan.

"1" : No, I've read enough of that. You can only let Boston Massacre out of his cage just so often. And that other guy.....you know....the 12-year old who posts incessantly?

Railbird: You mean Dell Dude?

"1" : Yeah, him! That fuckin' act is wearing me out. Not even Winky who posts like a drunken sailor, wants to engage in that.

Railbird: How about a past post? That usually gets the crowd up and roaring. Those assholes..... Ouch, Viejo, and Kane will be all over it.

"1" : OK, but Matt....make it a particularly outrageous one. I'll alert Computer Bob, and hopefully all hell will break loose.

Railbird: I'm on it, boss.

"1" : And Matt, start coming up with some better stuff, or there will be no more monthly payments.

(End of Transcript)



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EOG Dedicated
railbird said:
was 17-13 seattle when i post, thought it was a late start. didnt know it was at 1 or 2 clock or whatever, wac day games are rare. wasnt my play, came from coach dineen. it won easy
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Please permit me to translate this:

"The dog flushed my homework down the toilet."
 
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boston massacre

EOG Master
ouch said:
The following is a transcript of an intercepted phone call yesterday afternoon from Costa Rica to Orange County, California:

"1" : Yo Matt, this is "1".

Railbird: Shilbbiblubliblub.

"1" : Get the lifeguard's johnson out of your mouth, and listen up.

Railbird: OK Boss. What do you need?

"1" : We got a problem. It's Super Bowl week-end, and the site has little to no traffic going on. How can that be? We're supposed to the pre-eminent sports gambling forum, and
nobody's doing shit. We're getting crushed. We're not getting enough hits to justify continuing the site.

Railbird: I thought bringing in Computer Bob for the Grand Challenge this month would increase traffic five-fold.

"1" : Yeah, that's what I thought too, but Bob is getting his balls blown off.... so we can't even get the usual 500 posts thanking him profusely for his plays.

Railbird: No boss, I told him to take his best play everyday, and post the opposite of it. I thought people would come out of the woodwork giving him shit.

"1" : You did WHAT? You IDIOT!!! I should have known something was wrong. Bob never loses games that badly.

Railbird: So what do you want me to do?

"1" : I don't know.

Railbird: How about the usual racist, homophobic, anti-semitic thread? I can whip one up right away.

"1" : No, that shit's getting old. We already have a dozen of those, and they only have so much shelf life. Besides, I have to close my eyes and hold my nose when I read that stuff just so I don't lose my self-respect.

Railbird : How about a good anti-vax, anti-covid thread?

"1" : No, I already have Mr. Merlin working on that stuff 24/7. It's getting stale.

Railbird: How about where anybody who disagrees with Trump is a communist or a disciple of Satan.

"1" : No, I've read enough of that. You can only let Boston Massacre out of his cage just so often. And that other guy.....you know....the 12-year old who posts incessantly?

Railbird: You mean Dell Dude?

"1" : Yeah, him! That fuckin' act is wearing me out. Not even Winky who posts like a drunken sailor, wants to engage in that.

Railbird: How about a past post? That usually gets the crowd up and roaring. Those assholes..... Ouch, Viejo, and Kane will be all over it.

"1" : OK, but Matt....make it a particularly outrageous one. I'll alert Computer Bob, and hopefully all hell will break loose.

Railbird: I'm on it, boss.

"1" : And Matt, start coming up with some better stuff........ or there will be no more monthly payments.

(End of Transcript)



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This Poster Got It Stuck Up His Rear End By The Lying Scum, in The Fake News.

They Had Him Believing Trump Colluded With Russia.

He Was One of The Suckers, Who Fell For It.

Trump Told Him in The Beginning That It Was a Hoax and a Witch Hunt.

And That's Exactly What It Turned Out To Be.

When Trump Speaks, All The Snow Around This Guy Melts.

He Doesn't Like Him For That.

So, Whatever The Lying Scum in The Fake News Reports About Trump, The Emotional Hate, Takes Over Any Rational Thinking.

This Guy Got Stuck To Him , Real Good.

He Still Feels The Pain.

Just Like The Bush Poster.
 
winkyduck

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
I have said this to JK quite a few times:

I am friends with Matt Hatfield.
I want nothing to do with Railbird.

I have known Matt for close to 40 years. He is "unique" - interpret that how you want.
 
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