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The General

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Jimmy Hoffa said:
I first met Dirty back in '92.

I was headed west from Dallas back to L.A. with my fiance/stripper/soft-porn actress girl. We were coming back from her Mom's and headed for the altar. I got pulled over doing 90+ between Midland and Odessa, TX. The trooper took one look at my California license and told me to follow him to the court house. The judge imposed a sentence of $300.00 or 3 days in his jail. As I had more time than money, I took the 3 days. My girl said she's kick around Odessa for a few days and meet me at the court house when my time was up. The next day she hooked up with a trucker and left for Canada.

Small 2 cell jail in Odessa and I walk in and meet Dirty for the first time. He was a mess. He'd been there for days on a petty theft charge. Something about stealing lingerie from a thrift store. I got to know him a bit over the next 3 days, one helluva spades player by the way. Anyway, my 3 days were up and I got released. I felt bad leaving Dirty behind and threw his bail of $25.00 and got him released. We then headed for California together. He camped on my couch for a few days. I came home from the track one day and he had cleared out.

Next time I heard from him was about a year later. He had landed in Mexico and was fixing dog races in Tijuana. I headed down to see him at Agua Caliente the following weekend. Things were going great for days, Dirty had us rolling in dough. Something about putting meth in the dog chow if I remember right.

Well I headed back to L.A., migrated north from there and settled down to start a family. I hadn't heard from him in years.

Lo and behold, I find him here on EOG. Now he might not be proud of all he's done in his life. But who among us really is?

But all I can say is that if Dirty is the Village Idiot, I'm glad to say he's OUR Village Idiot.
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CLASSIC
 
mofome

mofome

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raiders72001 said:
Shrink,

I apologize for going over the top here at EOG. My buddies at OGD are going to love this. :)
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i like. good man

time for good ole pos rep points. eog kicks ass and shrink kicks major ass

:cheers
 
mofome

mofome

Banned
na i was up all day yesterday but things with mom and then my lady friend have been no well the last few days and so i didint get on here till late last night. missed most of what went on durring the day

:(

i see a lot of people, joe, mcp, clip...were being mean. that hurts deep down. 3 people i respect very much

:)
 
mofome

mofome

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MadCapper said:
mofo,

Hope everything works out.
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thank u sr...im sure they will. i just have many emotions in this world and sometimes they get the best of me. not that i have done anything wrong here of late....but with the lady and some things in the family (like we all have) it can be poo at times. but life goes on and we become stronger for these things. this isnt even that bad considering what i and many others have had to deal with in the past and will in the future. its all relative.

:cheers
 
mofome

mofome

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MCP said:
hey fruitcake, I left you a love note on your rep.
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hey fatso. neet to be called names by a fatman thats never even been in a fight.

:+wink-2+


XO

lets see what u say if we're ever in person. i will bring u some donuts to make sure u will come
 
mofome

mofome

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too many peolpe that matter missed me. i had to be back. i didnt leave on my own accord anyway...just had things to tend to.

not that losing a lady would ever be a problem for you...aquiring one that doesnt mind your 58 inch waste is what sets u back a tad


:cheers
 
MCP

MCP

2
mof*g, I saw you lost 100 units in a day ? ouch dude. that must hurt to drop 10 dimes in a night. but then again you're playing with "mo-nopoly" money.

fraud.
 
mofome

mofome

Banned
MCP said:
mof*g, I saw you lost 100 units in a day ? ouch dude. that must hurt to drop 10 dimes in a night. but then again you're playing with "mo-nopoly" money.

fraud.
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ahh well i was up 30 from bases and many more from Hoops. was emotional and stupid wagering. i have copied a bet card for over 300$s for u here before...so i do not know what it is you need. you're a weird fellow and obsessed with mo. when someone is better looking, funnier, and has more pals than u do...it can be tough in life im sure. just accept it and move on. i will be ok in wagering, always am. a few days of over spending is what happens to me when life seems like poo. its all money i have won and its mine ...so im ok with things. cant change things now.

i am having some cereal as we speak, would u like a photo of that too so that i can prove it to you? i had better not...the mere picture of something edible might drive u into an eating frenzy we havent seen the likes of in many years.




:+wink-2+
 
mofome

mofome

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The General said:
Let's say you are a $5 bettor. 100 units aint that bad.
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5$ on a -150 would rake it in. perhaps i should limit myself to such wagering when depressed and lonely inthis cruel cruel world on nights when muh lady isnt caring and tending to the needs of mo

:(
 
mofome

mofome

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The General said:
mo, never let a woman interfere with your happiness.

Please listen to that advice.
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the happiness of others/those i care about and the ability to make them happy is what keeps a smile on my face. to lose one of those people does hurt me dearly. life continues, but it was a relationship i valued very much. tho some laugh at that....i can only be me and cannot please all the "manly" men on here. I can just be myself and honest about it.
 
MCP

MCP

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mof*g, you posted a ticket from a free account you won.. thats hardly proof. no need to kid yourself, toolbag.. no one here believes you. this is your fantasy world.. and we are just living in it.

PS- im sorry that even your "girlfriend" can't stand you.
 
mofome

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MCP said:
mof*g, you posted a ticket from a free account you won.. thats hardly proof. no need to kid yourself, toolbag.. no one here believes you. this is your fantasy world.. and we are just living in it.

PS- im sorry that even your "girlfriend" can't stand you.
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u see it was not a free account...as the free plays a clearly marked little soldier. I posted from an account i rarely use b/c i dont like posting plays on here but u wouldnt stop your crying. My intention is not to "fool" anyone, i merely make my wagers, as everyone else does, and see how they play out. if i was attempting to "fool" anyone u just may not see the emotion come out of me with each ball or strike that is thrown. perhaps i get over emotional, but they are tru emotions and go with my wagering.

cant stand me? well i have the best friends in the world and ladies are not hard to come by for myself as they are for u. ones u trully care about, however, are. This lady loves me but situations came up and we cannot be together at this time. i am honest about my situations and leave myself open to dimwitted observations such as the ones u make b/c i do not fear them, instead i embrace them b/c they allow me to recognize the fact that my life, even as hard as things seem now, is better than that of many others. feel free to throw yourself in that mix


:cheers
 
Blacklab

Blacklab

2
I just wasted 2 minutes of my life reading this worthless thread......

It started great,and I was waiting for something worthwhile to reapear......but to no avail.....stop the arguing guys.


as long as there are meaningful threads along with some fluff,I'm all for it
 
mofome

mofome

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MCP said:
blacklab...when did the arguing start ? see the coincidence ?
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to put someone down, to bash them, to lie...is all to start an argument you simpleton. as is..u started this without any warranting.


treadmill

:+wink-2+
 
MCP

MCP

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see mofo, thats your problem... even when you're not being spoken to... you still run your cocksucker
 
MCP

MCP

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also... show me where i bashed you or even mentioned your name.. not my fault people knew it was you..
 
Lawrence

Lawrence

EOG Dedicated
another example of how self-absorbed I am, I actually thought this thread was about me for a second, since I've been real busy last few days, and havent posted as much...man I need to get over myself..lol
 
mofome

mofome

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MCP said:
see mofo, thats your problem... even when you're not being spoken to... you still run your cocksucker
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if i am being spoken of in public...well then...i should be able to reply. no?cocksucker...how wity of u. from someone who comes closest to recieving head, the one time a yearr that he choses to do a sit-up, im not all that saddened by your lashing out
 
BigDaddy

BigDaddy

EOG Master
Jimmy Hoffa said:
I first met Dirty back in '92.

I was headed west from Dallas back to L.A. with my fiance/stripper/soft-porn actress girl. We were coming back from her Mom's and headed for the altar. I got pulled over doing 90+ between Midland and Odessa, TX. The trooper took one look at my California license and told me to follow him to the court house. The judge imposed a sentence of $300.00 or 3 days in his jail. As I had more time than money, I took the 3 days. My girl said she's kick around Odessa for a few days and meet me at the court house when my time was up. The next day she hooked up with a trucker and left for Canada.

Small 2 cell jail in Odessa and I walk in and meet Dirty for the first time. He was a mess. He'd been there for days on a petty theft charge. Something about stealing lingerie from a thrift store. I got to know him a bit over the next 3 days, one helluva spades player by the way. Anyway, my 3 days were up and I got released. I felt bad leaving Dirty behind and threw his bail of $25.00 and got him released. We then headed for California together. He camped on my couch for a few days. I came home from the track one day and he had cleared out.

Next time I heard from him was about a year later. He had landed in Mexico and was fixing dog races in Tijuana. I headed down to see him at Agua Caliente the following weekend. Things were going great for days, Dirty had us rolling in dough. Something about putting meth in the dog chow if I remember right.

Well I headed back to L.A., migrated north from there and settled down to start a family. I hadn't heard from him in years.

Lo and behold, I find him here on EOG. Now he might not be proud of all he's done in his life. But who among us really is?

But all I can say is that if Dirty is the Village Idiot, I'm glad to say he's OUR Village Idiot.
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This is hillarious:cheers
 
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