THE NFL LET'S US DOWN TODAY AFTER 25 CONSECUTIVE WEEKS...

THE SHRINK

THE SHRINK

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There has been at least one NFL game to watch for 25 consecutive Sundays except for today...

I am tired of the hype and wish the SUPER BOWL was today...

Now what's a guy like me to do?

Any thoughts?

Thanks,

THE SHRINK
 
wrigley

wrigley

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THINGS YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO LIST

See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.

Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.


Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.


Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!


Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
 
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CapnHandi

EOG Addicted
I hate this BYE week - Steelers woulda whooped the Seahags for sure today! Next week, it's a toss-up.

:+clueless
 
Hache Man

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
THE SHRINK said:
There has been at least one NFL game to watch for 25 consecutive Sundays except for today...

I am tired of the hype and wish the SUPER BOWL was today...

Now what's a guy like me to do?

Any thoughts?

Thanks,

THE SHRINK
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You wager Phoenix/Cleveland Cavs o206 before the line climbs any higher.
They just combined for 221 in Phoenix 2 weeks ago.
Worth a small wager at least.......:cheers
 
kelp0027

kelp0027

EOG Dedicated
funny:

i was just explaining to my wife and her teen-aged daughter why i was depressed and despondent because this was dead weekend before super bowl

lol

they backed off...

lol

:+signs8-1
 
winkyduck

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
here's where wondering if Shrink is Gay or not enters the equation

those at the bash last week got to see Shrink is married to a TOTAL babe in "Scarlett"

he FINALLY has an open Sunday - with a wife like Scarlett - and he wonders what to do all day?

Shrink - I can think of ONE thing to do today - and at your age - ONCE is all you can probably muster. Give this real-life "Desperate Housewife" the best 5 seconds of her life today!
 
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CapnHandi

EOG Addicted
Didn't they do that for a couple seasons way back? They had some kind of "Runner up Bowl" and the game was a joke - teams treated it like an exhibition game.
 
wrigley

wrigley

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CapnHandi said:
Didn't they do that for a couple seasons way back? They had some kind of "Runner up Bowl" and the game was a joke - teams treated it like an exhibition game.
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The NFL did it from 1960-1969 when there was a AFL and NFL the losers in the NFL semi final games would play in a game called the playoff bowl the money made from the game went into the NFL players pension funds.
 
Rinkrat

Rinkrat

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All the momentum the NFL had comes to a screetching halt. More often than not, if memory serves me correct, the better games have come without the bye week, except for the recent Patriots wins.
 
Stickie

Stickie

EOG Senior Member
Hache Man said:
You wager Phoenix/Cleveland Cavs o206 before the line climbs any higher.
They just combined for 221 in Phoenix 2 weeks ago.
Worth a small wager at least.......:cheers
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Played is at O 207 Thanks for the winner.
 
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