WE HEARD FROM THE MEN NOW LETS HEAR FROM THE WIVES

BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
BOYS IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT TIME AT THE PARTY AND SO FAR ALL THE GUYS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT HOW NICE THE MEN IN THIS FORUM ARE.SO LETS HEAR FROM THE WOMEN ON THIS SAME TOPIC.

I WANT TO HEAR A WOMENS PERSPECTIVE OF (DASHING DAVE MATHEWS) TRYING TO PICK THEM UP WITH HIS CROCK OF SH-T THAT HE IS PART OWNER OF THE EOG AND THAT HE IS CARRYING AROUND A 10 INCH SALAMI UNDER HIS SLACKS.I ALSO WANT TO KNOW HOW THE WOMEN FELT ABOUT BEING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF MORONS HALF PASSED OUT.THE WOMEN AT THIS PARTY SEEMED PRETTY NORMAL THIS IS WHY I AM SURPISED THEY ALLOWED THEMSELVES TO BE IN PICTURES WITH GUYS LIKE DIRTY AND THE GENERAL AND THAT WEIRDO IRONLOCK.I WONDER WHAT WAS SAID BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BY THE WOMEN AT THE PARTY THIS SHOULD REALLY BE FUNNY.

HONEY DID YOU KNOW THAT (DASHING DAVE MATHEWS) GRABBED MY ASS TONIGHT HONEY,WHO CARES MRS. GLAKEN AS LONG AS I GOT TO GRAB KEN WEITZNERS ARSE THAT MADE MY VACATION.

BOYS I WANT TO HEAR FROM THE WOMEN OR WIVES OF THE MIS FITS AT THIS PARTY SURELY IT WASNT ALL FUN AND GAMES SOMEBODY MUST HAVE TRIED TO PICK UP ANOTHER GUYS WOMEN.

ARE YOU TELLING ME DASHING DAVE MATHEWS DIDNT TRY AND PICK UP SOMEBODIES WIFE.THIS F-CKING CLOWN WOULD TRY AND PICK UP PHYLISS DILLER IF HE COULD.

LETS GO LADIES I WANT STORIES WHO MADE A PASS AT WHO AND I DONT WANT TO HEAR WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS I WANT THE TRUTH.
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
I HEARD FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE THAT IRONLOCK THE WEIRDO GOT SO COCKED ONE NIGHT IT WAS 2 AM AND HE WAS WALKING AROUND GROPING WOMEN IN THE BALLROOM.THEN HE CAME UP TO PANTHER AND HIS LOVELY WIFE THEY WERE FACING THE OTHER WAY SO IRONLOCK COULDNT TELL WHO WAS WHO AND OF COURSE THE DEADBEAT HAD A 50/50 CHANCE OF TOUCHING A WOMENS ASS BUT HE LOST AND ENDED UP WITH A HANDFULL OF PANTHERS ARSE.PANTHER WAS SO SHITFACED HE ASKED IRONLOCK TO DO IT AGAIN AND IRONLOCK OBLIGED.:doh1
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
COME ON LADIES SPEAK UP SURELY YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH THESE MIS FITS.I KNOW SCARLET MUST HAVE BEEN SURPRISED BY THE LOOKS OF SOME OF THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS.

I AM PRETTY SURE NOBODY MIS TOOK THIS GROUP FOR THE HARVARD ALUMNI SOCIETY THAT WAS HAVING A SEMINAR NEXT DOOR.

PANTHER REALLY SURPRISED ME I THOUGHT THE KID WAS ABOUT 35 AND KIND OF A HYPER GUY WITH A LOT OF ENERGY.I NEVER EXPECTED HIM TO BE (OTIS THE DRUNK) FROM MAYBERRY RFD.

GENERAL ALSO SURPRISED ME I TALKED TO HIM ON THE PHONE AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS 35 MAN GENERAL THAT WAS A TOUGH 35 YEARS.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN MAKES FUN OF DOUGH BOYS LIKE YOU GENERAL THAN HE SHAKES THEM DOWN FOR MONEY.MARINE MY ARSE

IRONLOCK THIS F-CKING GUY I AM CALLING AMERICAS MOST WANTED AND ASKING THEM TO LOOK AT HIS PICTURE I AM PRETTY SURE I SAW HIM BEFORE PEEPING IN OTHER WOMENS TRAILORS IN HIS TRAILOR PARK.

DASHING DAVE MATHEWS I CANT TELLIF THIS F-G LIKES WOMEN OR MEN HE IS IN A LOT OF PHOTOS WITH WOMEN AND HE LOOKS DISINTERESTED BUT AS SOON AS YOU PUT HIM IN A PICTURE WITH THE SHRINK I THINK DASHING DAVE GOT A BONAR.HE MIGHT BE A SWITCH HITTER PERHAPS.

MORE TO COME I HAVE TO GO TAKE A WALK WITH MY LOVELY WIFE AND MY DOG BROWNIE BEFORE BOSTON BEAN RUNS.
 
The General

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
GENERAL ALSO SURPRISED ME I TALKED TO HIM ON THE PHONE AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS 35 MAN GENERAL THAT WAS A TOUGH 35 YEARS.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN MAKES FUN OF DOUGH BOYS LIKE YOU GENERAL THAN HE SHAKES THEM DOWN FOR MONEY.MARINE MY ARSE
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It has been a rough 37 years, I will admit.


:+signs8-1
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
GENERAL EVEN YOU HAD TO BE SURPRISED WHEN YOU MET PANTHER I THOUGHT HE WAS A LOT YOUNGER AND IN BETTER SHAPE.

PANTHER = OTIS THE DRUNK FROM MAYBERRY MAN WHAT A MESS.:doh1
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
SCARLET WHERE ARE YOU I WANT YOUR PERSPECTIVE OF YOUR HUSBANDS FRIENDS I HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF THE JACKASS. AND I WANT AN HONEST ANSWER WOULD YOU ADMIT TO KNOWING ANY OF THESE CARTOON CHARACTERS IN A PUBLIC SETTING.SCARLET I KNOW YOUR AN HONEST PERSON SOI WANT AN HONEST ANSWER WOULD YOU GO OUT TO DINNER WITH ANY OF THESE MORONS.

WHERE ARE ALL THE WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS I WANT GOSSIP :+signs1$5 :+signs1$5
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
HEY SHRINK WHY DONT YOU TAKE PANTHER I MEAN OTIS THE DRUNK TO AN OLD DOMINION GAME WITH YOU.I AM SURE THE COACH WOULD LOVE TO HEAR PANTHERS GAME STRATEGY.FOR CHRIST SAKES IF YOU SHOWED UP WITH PANTHER TO AN OLD DOMINION GAME THE BOTH OF YOU WOULD BE TAKEN OUT BY THE GUYS WITH THE WHITE COATS.

I AM ONLY PICKING ON PANTHER HE MIGHT BE AN O.K. GUY BUT HE CERTAINLY DOESNT LOOK TO SMART:+clueless
 
Shortbus

Shortbus

1
someone please buy Napoleon SmallPenis a ticket to the next blast so we can drug him up and throw him in a dumpster.
 
waco

waco

EOG Dedicated
Beany, your neighbors say that you walk with 2 DOGS every night. They didn't say anything about a woman being with you.
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
WACO YOUR ARE BREAKING THE RULES AT THE EOG YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OVER 15 YEARS OLD TO COME INTO THIS FORUM.NOW GO TO BED KID AND MAYBE IF YOUR A GOOD BOY WE MIGHT LET YOU POST AGAIN.

SHRINK EVEN THOUGH WACO IS YOUR PAPERBOY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OVER 15 YEARS OLD TO POST HERE.
 
RealSlimShady

RealSlimShady

EOG Dedicated
TONY MONTANA said:
BTJ to my surprise there were alot of women at the EOG BLAST. I wouldn't mind hearing the women's opinions either!! MAY'N!!:+thumbs-2
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Tony......ask your wife to post! MAY'N!! :D
 
wrigley

wrigley

2
BEANTOWNJIM said:
WACO YOUR ARE BREAKING THE RULES AT THE EOG YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OVER 15 YEARS OLD TO COME INTO THIS FORUM.NOW GO TO BED KID AND MAYBE IF YOUR A GOOD BOY WE MIGHT LET YOU POST AGAIN.

SHRINK EVEN THOUGH WACO IS YOUR PAPERBOY YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OVER 15 YEARS OLD TO POST HERE.
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You need to have BTJ do a standup comedy act at the next bash this guy cracks me up.

:smoke
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
I CANT WAIT TO HEAR WHAT THE WOMEN SAY ABOUT DASHING DAVE MATHEWS I BET THE F-CKING GUY WALKS AROUND WITH A MIRROR IN HIS HAND TO MAKE SURE HE LOOKS LIKE A MOVIE STAR I DONT KNOW IF THE GUY IS A F-G OR A LADIES MAN ITS TOUGH TO SAY HE NEVER SMILED WHEN HE WAS WITH THE WOMEN IN THE PICTURES BUT HE WAS ALL SMILES WHEN HE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED WITH THE MEN.I GUESS ITS SAY TO SAY DASHING DAVE MIGHT BE QUEER.HE DAVE I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU THE 70'S LOOK DOESNT WORK ANYMORE.LIKE I SAID EARLIER DASHING DAVE MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE A MOVIE STAR WHEN HE WAS STANDING NEXT TO GLAKEN,THE SHRINK,THE GENERAL,DIRTY AND OF COURSE THAT NIT WIT PANTHER.

SHRINK ASK YOUR LOVELY WIFE SCARLET IF SHE WOULD BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH (OTIS THE DRUNK FROM MAYBERRY) I MEAN PANTHER.I THINK THE WOMEN WERE LOOKING FINE BUT THE F-CKING GUYS WOW REALLY LET THEMSELVES GO :doh1 INCLUDING YOU SHRINK.
 
The General

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Hey Jim, I have always been honest in saying my luck with the ladies hasn't been very good, but at least I am fortunate enough to have a good cook now who goes above and beyond the call of duty to make my life easier. :+thumbs-2
 
panther

panther

EOG Dedicated
bean

bean

at 35 I did have alot of energy

by the end of the party sat I think I could have passed for ottis

have a great evening

panther
 
dirty

dirty

EOG Master
Panther

Panther

I think Me and you Drank more Liquor than a few small nations in our time there :cocktail :cocktail :+waving-5



Beaner you are killing me man.....:D
 
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