I thought the streaker one was kinda funny.
My wife said right near the end of the half. "I want to go take a bath but I don't want to miss anything"
I said, "it's almost halftime, you won't miss a thing"
She replied, "I don't care about the game, I just don't want to miss any of the commercials."
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