Who has been at Strip CLub??

Moldoveanu

Moldoveanu

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i am looking to go with my friends 2 weeks from now!

but they tell me that i should not bring much money cuz ull lose a lot of money over there to lapdances and money on the stage!!

i have not been to 1 of these yet but i am really shy i dont think i can take it! especially seeing fully naked girls waalking on stage and

just tossing thier bodies and bending down right infront of my face!

i cant take it! especially when lots of girls come up to u and they want
you to pay for thier lap dances!!


How much money do u spend guys on days like these??

How much time do u last when u go out??

thanks!
 
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Wise Guy

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Given your experience, I think you are in for a shock. These girls are very physical. And they want money, lots of it. The girls in strip clubs who are good at their trade (in Las Vegas) can pull down $200,000 a year (or more).

I certainly would go with your friends -- given your level of experience, it would not be a good idea to go alone.

And one more thing, these girls will tell you all sorts of stories to separate you from your money. None of this is real, it's all a fantasy. Recognise it for what it is and forget those women the second you hit the exit at the end of the night.

Take a dollar amount you are comfortable losing, because the girls will take it all eventually.
 
LobWedgePhil

LobWedgePhil

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Wow, are you kidding? If not, don't bring much cash, you will spend it all. Bring what you are comfortable never seeing again.
 
Moldoveanu

Moldoveanu

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i am really into HOT girls, i dont have a girlfriend, i dont have any friends
who are really good looking but i have good taste in girls!

when i see the ones i like the hot ones, i cant control my self
i get so shy and especially seeing the ones i like in the strip club
i can lose control and waste hundreds of $s which i dont want to do!

i guess the friends are there to stop you! i guess around 50-100$

once a month is great! but never been to 1 and dont even konw

what it feels like untill i step inside!

drink + entrance = 20$ already! so i needa t least 20$ to go inside damn it
 
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Wise Guy

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Moldoveanu said:
. . . drink + entrance = 20$ already! so i needa t least 20$ to go inside damn it
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True, and if you don't take much $$$, the girls will eventually start ignoring you because they have other patrons with more bucks. Which is perfectly fine with me because I hate it when I get pawed by all those naked women.
 
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candi

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Hi Moldoveanu,
You seem like a nice guy so maybe I can help. I used to run an escort service in Tampa in the 90's and some of my best friends have been strippers.
First off shy guys are hot. Use it to your advantage. Overbearing loud guys are usually cheap and a hassle so the girls preffer those who seem inoffensive. If you are sweet and tell them its your first time maternal instict can kick in and treat you to something special. Be appreciative tip one or two that you like because they might cut you a break. If you tip them all they won't have reason to pay special attention to you.
If you buy them drinks it'll probably be tinted water. its a scam. your better off buying a bottle and serve them yourself.
Candi
 
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Munchkin Man

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Moldoveanu said:
drink + entrance = 20$ already! so i needa t least 20$ to go inside damn it
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You didn't mention where the strip club is that you and your friends are going to.

Here is one place NOT to go:

The Girls From Glitter Gulch in Las Vegas, Nevada.

The admission is free.

But there is a two drink minimum once you go inside.

Within 5 minutes, they usually sic a girl on you.

After a bit of small talk, she will take your hand and lead you to the back and have you sit on a couch.

She will undo her top and proceed to give you a lap dance, without even telling you how much it is.

That is, not until the lap dance is over.

The Munchkin Man's lap dance there was $35.

And that was 4 years ago.

The Munchkin Man hears that some guys go in there, all excited about the free admission.

After paying for the two drinks, they don't have enough money to pay for the lap dance girl.

From what the Munchkin Man has heard, these guys are often dealt with in a very unpleasant manner.

When visiting Las Vegas, the Munchkin Man has had a much better time at Olympic Gardens.

But once again, that was 4 years ago.

The Munchkin Man hasn't had a lap dance since.

The advice you have received thus far is correct.

Don't bring any more money than you can afford to blow.

And yes, there are some strip clubs where the girls will do that too.

Discreetly, of course.

Some of the girls in these places will immediately sit on your lap, talk dirty to you, play with your zipper, and then some.

Then you may wish you had brought more money.

But you will be glad you didn't the next day.

Good luck. Have fun. Be safe.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 
winkyduck

winkyduck

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i went to one a few weeks ago for a friend's bachelor party

first off - realize where you are at. by this i mean you are now on THEIR "home turf" meaning you have to play by THEIR rules

the women are VERY aggressive - and they have to be because they see you as an ATM and nothing more. they might whisper sweet nothings in your ear trying to make you feel like the sexiest man alive - but the reality is they think you are patheticly ugly (for the most part) but the better you feel about yourself the more you will give them

most dancers make most of their money via the private dances and not by doing their thang on stage and bending over and making a few bucks in tips. they want you to get a few private dances from them for $25 a song and now 3 songs later..........

the last 3 times i have gone the hottest one there was the WAITRESS - so don't be shocked when the waitress is the hottest one there

BE VERY CAREFUL when they ask if you will buy them a drink. if you say YES they will pick the most expensive drink there and it will cost even more than if you bought it because the dancers will also get a cut of the drink price. DON'T BUY ANY DANCERS ANY DRINKS! If they are thirsty (and they are not - they want the drink so they can talk to you and get more money from you) they can go in the back and get one there. once again they see you as an ATM and nothing more

bring a lot of SMALL bills - plenty of $1 and $5 bills. bringing a handful of $20 and asking for change is asking for trouble. you will get it but you are better off bringing lots of $1 and $5 bills

DON'T sit next to the stage because there you are required to tip each dancer per dance - even the dog ass ugly ones covered in Tatts - and trust me - MOST dancers have more tatts on their body than they should not realizing tattooing the word "Respect" above their pussy won't get them any at all and that tattooing the names of their 3 kids won't help any either

NONE will wear a wedding ring because they know they have to make you think you stand a chance of having sex with them and a relationship - should you want it. you have no shot for the relationship and sex only if you pay a TON of dough

don't spend more than about 90-120 minutes there or else you run the risk of going insane

DON'T bring anyone who is a blabbermouth and who will tell others what happened. there are guys like this and they are called "Virgins"

Strip Clubs are a waste of time, money, dignity and so much more which is why they truly suck to go to but somethign us guys gotta do every so often
 
winkyduck

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i went to one a few weeks ago for a friend's bachelor party

first off - realize where you are at. by this i mean you are now on THEIR "home turf" meaning you have to play by THEIR rules

the women are VERY aggressive - and they have to be because they see you as an ATM and nothing more. they might whisper sweet nothings in your ear trying to make you feel like the sexiest man alive - but the reality is they think you are patheticly ugly (for the most part) but the better you feel about yourself the more you will give them

most dancers make most of their money via the private dances and not by doing their thang on stage and bending over and making a few bucks in tips. they want you to get a few private dances from them for $25 a song and now 3 songs later..........

the last 3 times i have gone the hottest one there was the WAITRESS - so don't be shocked when the waitress is the hottest one there. MOST dancers there are BUTT FUCK UGLY and outside the Club not only would you not pay to see them naked you wouldn't pay to see them without bag covering their ugly head

BE VERY CAREFUL when they ask if you will buy them a drink. if you say YES they will pick the most expensive drink there and it will cost even more than if you bought it because the dancers will also get a cut of the drink price. DON'T BUY ANY DANCERS ANY DRINKS! If they are thirsty (and they are not - they want the drink so they can talk to you and get more money from you) they can go in the back and get one there. once again they see you as an ATM and nothing more

bring a lot of SMALL bills - plenty of $1 and $5 bills. bringing a handful of $20 and asking for change is asking for trouble. you will get it but you are better off bringing lots of $1 and $5 bills

DON'T sit next to the stage because there you are required to tip each dancer per dance - even the dog ass ugly ones covered in Tatts - and trust me - MOST dancers have more tatts on their body than they should not realizing tattooing the word "Respect" above their pussy won't get them any at all and that tattooing the names of their 3 kids won't help any either

NONE will wear a wedding ring because they know they have to make you think you stand a chance of having sex with them and a relationship - should you want it. you have no shot for the relationship and sex only if you pay a TON of dough. not that you really want a shot with them because with many dancers you can smell the cigarette, alcohol. marijuana stench on them - not very attractive if you ask me

don't spend more than about 90-120 minutes there or else you run the risk of going insane

DON'T bring anyone who is a blabbermouth and who will tell others what happened. there are guys like this and they are called "Virgins"

Strip Clubs are a waste of time, money, dignity and so much more which is why they truly suck to go to but something us guys gotta do every so often
 
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candi

EOG Member
Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Strip Clubs are a waste of time, money, dignity and so much more which is why they truly suck to go to but something us guys gotta do every so often


i have a lot of fun in them

candi
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royalfan

royalfan

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

There is a place close to Omaha that the Munchkin Man and Royalfan would have a good time at together. Pretty good looking ladies completely naked and you bring your own beverages in.
 
winkyduck

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

candi said:
Strip Clubs are a waste of time, money, dignity and so much more which is why they truly suck to go to but something us guys gotta do every so often


i have a lot of fun in them

candi
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For GUYS

For women they are a blast because there are so few in there that when the dancers see a woman in the club they flock to them like flies to shit. many if not almost all of the dancers are at least bi-sexual if not 100% lesbian so when they see a woman it really "gets them going"

i went to a Strip Club with Jennifer Korbin on her B-Day in 2006 and the place was a dive - the dancers were fucking ugly and didn't give a shit about the guys. HOWEVER - they ALL made a beeline to Jenn ignoring us (not that we cared because the dancers were so ugly we wanted them to avoid us) because she was the ONLY woman in the place. she had a blast - we did not
 
WildBill

WildBill

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

You'd have a lot of fun in Tijuana. Way you are ready to spend some dough you'll save enough in lap dances to buy a flight out. Plus if you really like the girl, she'll take you "in back". Best of luck.
 
winkyduck

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

WildBill said:
You'd have a lot of fun in Tijuana. Way you are ready to spend some dough you'll save enough in lap dances to buy a flight out. Plus if you really like the girl, she'll take you "in back". Best of luck.
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and if she takes you "in back" rest assured you are NOT the only guy that night who has and also rest assured there is a decent chance she has at least 1 disease you don't wanna get - if not many more
 
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candi

EOG Member
Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

WildBill said:
You'd have a lot of fun in Tijuana. Way you are ready to spend some dough you'll save enough in lap dances to buy a flight out. Plus if you really like the girl, she'll take you "in back". Best of luck.
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.... and a few weeks later you'll need a pennicillyn shot from the free clinnic....
 
winkyduck

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

candi said:
.... and a few weeks later you'll need a pennicillyn shot from the free clinnic....
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if that's all ya need consider yourself VERY lucky

the place i went to a few weeks ago i was told for $120 i could get a BJ and for $300 i could get Sex. the young lady was very beautiful but the thought of taking her up on EITHER offer was NOT something i wanted to do or even think about. easiest time turning down a female - EVER
 
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candi

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

There is a place here in Costa Rica called Pelufos and part of the show includes girl on girl action. Plus in the VIP's you can do pretty mech anything.

Candi
 
The Devil

The Devil

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

MOLD, MAKE BELIEVE YOU ARE GOING TO A CASINO AND EXPECT TO COME HOME BROKE.........THEY JUST GO OUT ENJOY THE SCENERY AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.......

RULE OF THUMB IN A STRIP JOINT.......TOSS YOUR CASH INTO THE AIR.....WHAT EVER STAYS UP IS YOURS TO WALK OUT WITH...........
 
RageWizard

RageWizard

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

I really don't like the whole scene at the strip club. All that glitter and bitches hounding me so that they can jam their twat in my face for money. They will say what ever they have to to separate you from your money. So when I go with my friends we have a contest to see who can spot the most pregnant stripper or who has the biggest meth or coke habit. The last time I went I saw one of my students from Penn State working there which was ackward, but lucrative. She got extra help from me that semester and an excellent recomendation on her engineering project and I got a couple of free dances thrown my way.
 
MRSOSUCOWBOYS

MRSOSUCOWBOYS

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

candi said:
There is a place here in Costa Rica called Pelufos and part of the show includes girl on girl action. Plus in the VIP's you can do pretty mech anything.

Candi
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Where at in Costa Rica???!!! We will be there soon. :houra:devil:
 
THE SHRINK

THE SHRINK

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Its in San Pedro...:cheers

Very famous...

You should be able to ask one of Travis's contacts for directions...
 
Reload

Reload

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

I agree with all the advice given here. If you don't bring a lot of money you probably won't have a good time. But if you bring a lot, be ready to spend all of it if you don 't think you have good will power.

Every club is different and the upscale ones are a lot different from the dumpier ones. In the more upscale places, women are better looking but typically less contact and touching is allowed between you and them. In the dumpier places, the women can be a lot worse looking but more contact is usually allowed (even sex in private rooms of some places). It can also depend a lot on what state and area you are in.

There are good times to be had at these places but just accept it for what it is - entertainment.
 
RealSlimShady

RealSlimShady

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Moldoveanu said:
How much money do u spend guys on days like these??

How much time do u last when u go out??

thanks!
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I've spent as little as $30 and as much as a couple of thousand in a stripclub. Timewise, I've spent as little as 45 minutes and as long as 10 hours in a stripclub.
:+textinb3
 
Moldoveanu

Moldoveanu

EOG Master
Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i am 23 years old my birthday was july 1st!!

i have not seen a real naked girl in my life! i have not seen naked tits

since i was 8 9 years old back in europe at the black sea!

there was a hot babe swimming topless next to me i was really into her!!


when i watch movies and i see hot babes i am like oh shit! i wish i had

a girlfriend as hot as that or i wish to see her topless i am just into hot girls!


my friend told me that he went to New Jersey 18 yeras and up and

they come to the stage fully naked and u just throws 1$ bills onto the stage they just bend down for you dance and rub ur tits in ur face something like that! and thats really impressed my friend!!

i have not witnesed or seen anything like this in my life yet! i dont think

ill be able to step inside that joint once i get there i am so shy damn it!!

when i work inside my store and there are hot babes coming and order pizza! i cant work i always have to look and see damn are they looking at me , are they staring at me, i usually just go back of the store and chill while they are out there i just to shy abot girls!

if someone would say u want to get laid with me i would say right away
i am sorry i cant!!

i dont konw what to do in my future life!! and i never had a Girl friend!

but i had tons of oppportunities did not go for it! i dont konw what i will

become!
 
S

Sportsgirl

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

I've been a couple times - not really my thing, though. I will agree that they do tend to pick up on the ones who are the least interested in being there.
 
NowshesmyRuca

NowshesmyRuca

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

God I hope this is a joke. If it is you might just be funny enough to take one of the girls home with you if not you a lot of need help bro. If your looking to take one out of the girls out of the club heres what you should do. Bring a nice wad of $20s about $500 or so and your credit card. Hopefully the place you go has bottle service a bottle of vodka goes for about $250 throw that on your card. After that the women should start flocking over do not sit at the stage and do not get lapdances and tell them you just dont get off on that shit. Offer them drinks and tell them to hang out. After a few cocktails buy your friends a few lapdances andthe fun starts rolling. Trust me it works like a champ. Just remember never sit at a stage or get a lap dance.
 
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OMNIVOROUS FROG

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

I spent a lifetime in them, over a 4 year tour in the Navy. Once I got out, I never went back. So I have not been in one for 27 years, and don't miss them at all.

The best ones are overseas anyway. Some in tj. The donkey shows and the chicken lady are more entertaining. Your better off watching porn on the puter, rubbin one out and going to bed. You'll end up safer, disease free and have a lot more money after you are done.



Avoid the backroom, or private booth, will be the most expensive hand job you ever got.

OF...:cheers
 
aceduecetrey

aceduecetrey

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

True story......

At "Thee Dollhouse" in Miami or whatever and ended up in the back room with a Colombian chick and I am drunk as ever and high out of my mind! I am on a cloth couch and after a few dances, I proceed to get a blow job. I finish finally on her shest and she asks my to lean forward. She grabs the cushion and uses it to wipe my cum from her chest and hands it back to me. Pretty nasty place, but fun as hell!
 
NowshesmyRuca

NowshesmyRuca

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

NowshesmyRuca said:
God I hope this is a joke. If it is you might just be funny enough to take one of the girls home with you if not you a lot of need help bro. If your looking to take one out of the girls out of the club heres what you should do. Bring a nice wad of $20s about $500 or so and your credit card. Hopefully the place you go has bottle service a bottle of vodka goes for about $250 throw that on your card. After that the women should start flocking over do not sit at the stage and do not get lapdances and tell them you just dont get off on that shit. Offer them drinks and tell them to hang out. After a few cocktails buy your friends a few lapdances andthe fun starts rolling. Trust me it works like a champ. Just remember never sit at a stage or get a lap dance.
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Another couple of things to add its also a great idea to have some kind of an afterhours party planned. Party favors are always in order. And dont go for the super skinny tan blond chick with the huge fake tits go for the girl next door type. Ask how long she shes been working in the industry (the shorter the better anything over a year move on to the next one, the 1st year in a strippers career evrythings new and fun and its about having a good time after a year they become jaded with nothing but $ on there mind) Lastly appreciate there hustle (game)!
 
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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

aceduecetrey said:
True story......

At "Thee Dollhouse" in Miami or whatever and ended up in the back room with a Colombian chick and I am drunk as ever and high out of my mind! I am on a cloth couch and after a few dances, I proceed to get a blow job. I finish finally on her shest and she asks my to lean forward. She grabs the cushion and uses it to wipe my cum from her chest and hands it back to me. Pretty nasty place, but fun as hell!
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Hah, that's a good one. I believe it, though!

12io4j2w90
 
bigbet12345

bigbet12345

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Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Dante has a similar story that happened to him at Paradise in Vegas
aceduecetrey said:
True story......

At "Thee Dollhouse" in Miami or whatever and ended up in the back room with a Colombian chick and I am drunk as ever and high out of my mind! I am on a cloth couch and after a few dances, I proceed to get a blow job. I finish finally on her shest and she asks my to lean forward. She grabs the cushion and uses it to wipe my cum from her chest and hands it back to me. Pretty nasty place, but fun as hell!
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